Riff For Today: Tormented [message #159259] |
Fri, 04 April 2008 01:53 |
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(I give up: there's episodes that just *can't* be fitted with
'riff' in there anywhere. Easier to use a framing device and open up
some that have gone fallow, like, Hercules.)
> ``Help me! Please, Tom, help me!
TOM: Ahm ... what? Huh? Ah, bring-bring, oh, honey, telephone's ringing,
I gotta go. Bye.
> Save me, Tom, please!
JOEL: Well, that's what she gets for railing against him.
TOM: Ooh, ouch.
> Please save me, please -- AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
CROW: Ah -- ah -- hold on, I've decided to save you. Ah ... oh. Shoot.
TOM: Note to myself: never date in a lighthouse!
CROW: Miss Johnson, send in another fiancee.
JOEL: Next week on Tormented!
CROW: Tonight's episode -- Johnathan Livingston Murder!
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Joseph Nebus
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CROW: Oh, this cat's on to my hip lingo too quick. I am out of here.
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Re: Riff For Today: Tormented [message #159521 is a reply to message #159259] |
Sun, 06 April 2008 23:49 |
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Originally posted by: Bruce Probst
On Apr 4, 3:53 pm, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
> (I give up: there's episodes that just *can't* be fitted with
> 'riff' in there anywhere. Easier to use a framing device and open up
> some that have gone fallow, like, Hercules.)
Pish-tosh. You gave up too easily. "Riffmented", anyone? No? How
about "Tormentriffed"? Hmm, tough crowd. Alright, that leaves
only ... "Torriffted"!
Hmm. Maybe you have a point.
Bruce
Melbourne, Australia
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