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  • Digital Archaeology: Floppy Disk #14 – DM0125.DOC


    A summary for those that haven’t been keeping up with this series:

    I found a number of 5.25″ disks at a thrift store a number of years ago (we are talking late 1990s probably). I finally got around to acquiring a 5.25″ disk drive and extracting the contents a several years back. Since then, I have been occasionally posting the content here.

    Based on the contents, at least some of these disks were apparently once owned by someone named Connie who used to run the “Close Encounters” Special Interest Group (SIG) on Delphi in the mid 1980s.

    A description of this SIG was found in a document on one of the disks: “This SIG, known as ‘Close Encounters’, is a forum for the discussion of relationships that develop via computer services like the Source, CompuServe, and Delphi. Our primary emphasis is on the sexual aspects of those relationships.”

    This service was text based and was accessed via whatever terminal program you used on your computer to dial in to Delphi’s servers. Many of these disks have forum messages, e-mails and chat session logs. All of this is pre-internet stuff and I don’t know if there are any archives in existence today of what was on Delphi in the 1980s. In any case, much of this stuff would have been private at the time and probably wouldn’t be in such archives even if they existed.

    This post includes the contents of DM0125.DOC. This file is dated September 2nd, 1985. This seems to be a file capture of a mail reading session. While the file is dates in September, the e-mails are dated in late January 1985. Most are requests to join a special interest group. One of them specifically mentions “Friendship Circle” but I suppose the others could be for that or for “Close Encounters” since “CABUYS” seems to have been the admin of both.

    There’s also an e-mail from UAP0M about a monthly SIGOPs meeting. I’m not sure what the last e-mail is all about.

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    DM0125.DOC
    ===

    read 2
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #2
    
    From:   UAP0M          24-JAN-1985 19:31  
    
    To:     WES,DAN,CHUCKG,KIP,@SIGOPS
    
    Subj:   SIGOP Conference reminder.
    
    
    
    
    
    A quick reminder of the first monthly SIGOPs meeting this comin
    g sSaturday
    
    01/26/85 at 9:00 pm (ET) in group SIGOPS MEETING in DELPHI CONF
    ERENCE.  The
    
    passordword is: SGIS   Hope you all can make it.
    
    
    
      To JOIN a PASSWORD PROTECTED GROUP, do the following:
    
    
    
    1)  Enter the DELPHI CONFERENCE SYSTEM
    
     
    
    2)  issue the following command :  /PASS  SGIS
    
    
    
    3)  Issue  ?/JOIN  SIGOPS MEETING  or /TALK  ,<3# assigned to grou
    p>
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #3
    
    From:   ARMIAS         25-JAN-1985 22:58  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   PASSWORD
    
    
    
    I would like to become a member of this great sig and receive a
    ll the wonderfull
    
    of the oard.
    
    
    
    
    
    Thanks,
    
    ARMIAS
    
    
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #4
    
    From:   TEDDY          26-JAN-1985 01:37  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   MEMBERSHIP
    
    
    
    I am a new member of Delphi and would very much like to join th
    e Friendship Circ
    
    feel the group could be mutually beneficial.  I am free most ev
    enings and weeken
    
    Best,
    
    Teddy
    
    
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #5
    
    From:   DAVROS         26-JAN-1985 13:36  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   HI AGAIN.
    
    
    
    I haven't received your response to my note of last week.  I ju
    st want
    
    to reiterate my interest in your SIG.
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #6
    
    From:   CSG01          26-JAN-1985 14:41  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    
    
    Like to join..Sarah..34..Single..
    
    Send reply to CSG01..
    
    
    
    Thanks..
    
    Sarah..
    
    
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #7
    
    From:   JSPLEAR        26-JAN-1985 14:50  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   USER ACCESS
    
    
    
    NEW USER NAME
    
    DOUG CURTIS
    
    
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #8
    
    From:   JSPLEAR        26-JAN-1985 15:20  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   MAIL TO SIG MANAGER
    
    
    
    ?
    
    
    MAIL> 
    
    No more messages
    MAIL> ^Z
    
    (Back to Conference)
    
    CONF>w
    
    llist ist dm0126.mai
    
    
    From:   ELLISCO        24-JAN-1985 21:08
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   Sympathy
     
    Sorry  you are in such pain.  Best offer 
    available is
    a shoulder <it's soft and it's sanforized>.  I share your
     problem  
    to a lesser degree <trear in corner of one eye>.  Have not heard
     of a cure
     for this affliction.  Perhaps you will win  a
    lottery and be able to get lifetime access .  
    Keep smiling
     something good will come of this .
    Dick
    
    WC>          
    
    

  • Digital Archaeology: Floppy Disk #14 – DM0123B.DOC


    A summary for those that haven’t been keeping up with this series:

    I found a number of 5.25″ disks at a thrift store a number of years ago (we are talking late 1990s probably). I finally got around to acquiring a 5.25″ disk drive and extracting the contents a several years back. Since then, I have been occasionally posting the content here.

    Based on the contents, at least some of these disks were apparently once owned by someone named Connie who used to run the “Close Encounters” Special Interest Group (SIG) on Delphi in the mid 1980s.

    A description of this SIG was found in a document on one of the disks: “This SIG, known as ‘Close Encounters’, is a forum for the discussion of relationships that develop via computer services like the Source, CompuServe, and Delphi. Our primary emphasis is on the sexual aspects of those relationships.”

    This service was text based and was accessed via whatever terminal program you used on your computer to dial in to Delphi’s servers. Many of these disks have forum messages, e-mails and chat session logs. All of this is pre-internet stuff and I don’t know if there are any archives in existence today of what was on Delphi in the 1980s. In any case, much of this stuff would have been private at the time and probably wouldn’t be in such archives even if they existed.

    This post includes the contents of DM0123B.DOC. This file is dated September 2nd, 1985. It consists of a couple of e-mails from the same individual. While most of this Delphi stuff has been related to a Special Interest Group called ‘Close Encounters’, these e-mails seem to be in reference to another group called ‘Friendship Circle’. The e-mails themselves are dated January 23rd and January 24th, 1985.

    ===
    DM0123B.DOC
    ===

    
                                                                   
         MAIL #1
    
    From:   SGOLDMAN       23-JAN-1985 23:57  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   HOWDY
    
    
    
    Hi! Would like to join friendship circle; I've been in similar 
    groups on the PLA
    
    ning in from
    
    all across the country. Fora chat, a
    
    mon-thru-thurs nite around 10pm wuld ve good
    
    (wait, next week im in denver, so thats12mid nytime)
    
    maybebest for you to offer a few times
    
    in advance, and ill let you know what i
    
    canmatch. thanks, im looking forward to
    
    pparticipating...take care
    
    
    MAIL> f
    Filename: dm0123
    MAIL> d
    MAIL> 
    
                                                                   
         MAIL #1
    
    From:   SGOLDMAN       24-JAN-1985 00:22  
    
    To:     CABUYS
    
    Subj:   hello again
    
    
    
    Well, it's a sammall world on this machine, it seems.
    
    I talked with you briefly earlier thistonite,
    
    then lokok
    
    then looked at FSHIP circle for membership! To top it off,
    
    i was in JAX Sun & Mon for the big chilll! Coiuld have done the 
    membership interview by
    
    phone even! I'm using a model 100 now---
    
    any hints on using it with delphi. I'm? I'm
    
    getting a garbled upload, but when i read
    
    it back, say in mail, it is fine. Any suggestions? Hope you're 
    staying warm...
    MAIL> f
    Filename: dm0123
    MAIL> d
    MAIL>                                                                                                                                
    

  • Digital Archaeology: Floppy Disk #14 – DM0123.DOC


    A summary for those that haven’t been keeping up with this series:

    I found a number of 5.25″ disks at a thrift store a number of years ago (we are talking late 1990s probably). I finally got around to acquiring a 5.25″ disk drive and extracting the contents a several years back. Since then, I have been occasionally posting the content here.

    Based on the contents, at least some of these disks were apparently once owned by someone named Connie who used to run the “Close Encounters” Special Interest Group (SIG) on Delphi in the mid 1980s.

    A description of this SIG was found in a document on one of the disks: “This SIG, known as ‘Close Encounters’, is a forum for the discussion of relationships that develop via computer services like the Source, CompuServe, and Delphi. Our primary emphasis is on the sexual aspects of those relationships.”

    This service was text based and was accessed via whatever terminal program you used on your computer to dial in to Delphi’s servers. Many of these disks have forum messages, e-mails and chat session logs. All of this is pre-internet stuff and I don’t know if there are any archives in existence today of what was on Delphi in the 1980s. In any case, much of this stuff would have been private at the time and probably wouldn’t be in such archives even if they existed.

    This post includes the contents of DM0123.DOC. This file is dated September 2nd, 1985. The first part is a couple of ‘whois’ commands which lists user information for the given username. The most interesting part to me is the fact that the hardware used by the user is usually part of their profile.

    The rest of the file looks like an e-mail reading session with topics ranging from sex education to a new file library on Delphi and more.

    ===
    DM0123.DOC
    ===

    CONF>whois anticlub
    
    NAME      : RUSSELL J., JIM V.T., JACK M.
    COMPUTERS : APPLE///plus {anticlub}
    LOCATION  : LOS ANGELES, CA
    TERM-SOFT : MODEM 1200, IMAGEWRITER, TERM, ACCESS 3.
    CONF>whois davros
    There is no information on file for DAVROS.
    
    From:   YOSHI          20-JAN-1985 19:45
    To:     @MAILCALL
    Subj:   Sex Education
    
    @MailCall'ers:
    
    I believe that sex ed. should be a shared responsibility - 
    shared between the parents and the schools.  Why both?  
    Because neither is equipped to deal with all aspects of sex
    and sexuality.  Why not the church?  Well, certainly the
    church can and will provide some info and guidance.  But it
    should only be allowed to do so for its own followers and/or
    members.  In no way should the church (and here I mean any
    organized religious organization) be allowed to dictate what
    others do, nor should they be allowed to influence anyone but
    their own followers.  Anyone has a right to influence their 
    own views by listening to what some religion says, but
    religions have no right to influence those who choose not to
    listen.  But I'm here to discuss sex ed, not flame against
    organized religions.
    
    I think before I go further that I should say what I think 
    sex ed should include.  I think we all will agree that kids
    need to be taught the fundamentals of the biological aspects 
    of sex.  I also doubt that anyone here will believe that such
    knowledge will in any encourage them to have sex.  But I also
    think that kids need to be made aware of the issues of birth
    control, intimacy, and responsibility.
    
    I think that it is the job of the school to provide
    information concerning the biological side of things.  They 
    are probably best equipped to deal with the rapidly changing
    medical world and the discoveries made therein.  Also, let's
    face it - how many of us can rattle off the hormones that
    affect a woman's menstrual cycle, and which one does what and
    in what order?  I know I can't.  But people who teach sex ed.
    do know such things.  Or they should, if they 're gonna teach
    about them.  Also, schools have access to charts, diagrams,
    models, etc, that the average parent doesn't.  And this can
    really help kids see what is being talked about.
    
    But the schools aren't really the place for kids to learn 
    moral values.  I firmly believe that every person will develop
    their own set of morals, but I doubt they will do it before
    they start having sex.  (I know that my own set was still
    ill-formed when I started.)  And that's part of what parents
    are for - to teach children about the ideas of "right" and
    "wrong" and how to make decisions about which is  which.
    And parents are also supposed to help prepare their kids
    emotionally for what's in store for them.  After all, sex is 
    a very powerful thing. And its influence is very strong.  And
    that can be scary for a kid if s/he doesn't have any idea of
    what to expect.  Parents are also there to help kids learn
    about things like intimacy - what it is, why it is, and why it
    matters.
    
    Hopefully, kids will get a good view of sex and all that's 
    associated with it before they start trying it.  And the
    different viewpoints and values of those that teach them about
    it will help them form their own values.  It is unfortunate
    that you (usually) have to try sex before you really
    understand what's it's like - many people wind up getting
    hurt that way (and hurting others).  And some people never do
    learn lots of things about sex because their first experiences
    leave them hurt or scarred or frightened.  But such is life.
    We can only hope that by providing kids with as much
    information as possible that they will make the right
    decisions and not get hurt as badly as many of us did.
    
    Well, thanx for listening to me.
    
    Yoshi
    
    P.S. - As we say in the UNIX world: "Comments welcome, flames
    to /dev/null".
    From:   IDEL           20-JAN-1985 22:39
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   Close Encounters
     
    Hi, Connie:
    Wud you send me the password to the Close Encounters board?
    Thanx,
     
    >>>>IDEL/Greg
    
    WC> 
    
    
    From:   MBERGSTEIN     17-JAN-1985 21:24
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   REDSHAW
    
    Hi Connie:
    How are you?  spoke to Amy at Redshwaw the other day and told
    her about our idea.  She thought it was good and would be
    happy to work with us on it.
                                                                    I am going to try and set this up in the Users Sharing Ideas
    program which ARIAS is running this year.  Redshaw will
    provide the hardware including the necessary Async Modems.
    Also spoke to Jackie Lewis who is running that for ARIAS and
    she is going to provide us with 30 minutes. I thought we would
    explain it and then I would send a message to you, projected
    onto the overhead screen (we will have to keep it clean) and
    then you could retrieve it and send me one. Please let me know
    your thoughts on this and any other ideas you may have.
    
    One thing bothers me - there is no control key on the Wang
    2236 terminals.  Do you know how to compensate for that?
    Should we ask Delphi?  Do you think Delphi would offer
    discounts if we get a number of people to sign up? Please let
    me know what you think.
    
    By the way - is there a way for me to save this message so
    that I can refer to it after you answer?  Manual (as most)
    is not very clear.
    
    Look forward to hearing from you.          Mike.
    
    From:   DEOGBURN       21-JAN-1985 00:46
    To:     GLENN,JOHNWG,CHUCKG,DAN,KIP,@SIGOPS
    Subj:   PROGRAM LIBRARY PRESENTATION (guide will follow in a
    few days)
    
    Proposed blueprints for PROGRAM LIBRARY (Upload/Download area)
    Please refer to technical notes guide that follows.
    
    Gentleman:
    
    Below is a presentation of a proposed DELPHI product called
    PROGRAM LIBRARY from several SIGOPs.  We would greatly
    appreciate your time in looking over our presentation, and we
    remind you to feel free to ask any question you may have. 
    Once again, we ask that you follow along with the TECHINAL
    NOTES GUIDE that follows this file.
    
    Here is a sample run off PROGRAM LIBRARY with an explanation
    of all commands, uses, as well as ERROR messages, etc.
    
    **************************************************************
    
    <sig-name or delphi area> PROGRAM LIBRARY (We will use IBM SIG
    for our presentation herein.)
    
    IBM-PROGRAM LIBRARY MENU:
    
    CATALOG  List of Programs
    FEEDBACK Mail message to program owner
    INFO     Information on a program
    SUBMIT   Add/request program to/for library
    TRANSFER Download, Xdown, or Copy program
    EXIT     Leave PROGRAM LIBRARY
    HELP     HELP with COMMANDS
    
    IBM-PLIBRARY>     (hidden MAINT for level 4 manager)
    
    If CATALOG is selected or the RETURN Key is depressed then:  2
    programs available:
    Catalog
    -------
    
    #    PROGRAM NAME       SIZE    DATE       OWNER      COMPUTER
                                                          MAKE
    -- ------------------  ------  -------- ------------  -------
    1  IBM CLOCK MODULE    9/9    01-JAN-85 DEOGBURN      APPLE
    2  TIC-TAC-TOE GAME    4/4    23-JAN-85 GLENN         PIEP                                                            PIPER
    3  EAMON GAME         22/22   27-JAN-85 KIP           IBM-PC
    
    PLIBRARY>(CATALOG,FEEDBACK,INFO,SUBMIT,TRANSFER,EXIT) 1 <cr>
    
    (IF # or INFO selection is selected then:)
    Information on program # (? for CATALOG)  <===only if INFO
    selection
                                               1
      PROGRAM NAME: IBM CLOCK MODULE
      FOR THE, APPLE, COMPUTER
      SIZE: 9/9 BLOCKS
      DATE: 01-JAN-85
      OWNER: DEOGBURN
      DESCRIPTION: A ROUTINE FOR DISPLAYING THE TIME IN LOCATION 1,
    59 ON THE
      SCREEN AT ALL TIMES. 10 LINE MODULE MODIFIED FOR USE ON THE A
    PPLE COMPUTER.
     
    PLIBRARY>(CATALOG,FEEDBACK,INFO,SUBMIT,TRANSFER,EXIT)
     
     IF SUBMIT is selected THEN:
     (3) status levels (O)pen,(R)ead-only,and (P)rivate
    If  (O)  user will be allowed to add direct to program library.
     If (R) user's submitted program must pass review of the SIGOP 
    (Use MAINT)
     If (P) user must enter a password to add direct to program lib
    rary
     
     PASSWORD:  (if P status)
              E...Invalid password!
              E...More than 3 tries, please continue, your program 
    will be snet
                  to the SIGOP for review.
     
     TRANSFER <upload mode> MENU:
     
     COPY  file from your workspace
     UPLOAD file from your computer
     XUP   use XMODEM protocol
     EXIT
     HELP
     
     TRANSFER <upload>:          (MAINT may be entered here by leve
    l 4 if desired)
     
     If COPY THEN:
     COPY from file? TEST.DAT
     ...file copied!
                      if '?' entered: Please enter the file name in
     your workspace
                                      that you would like to SUBMIT
    .
    (Same as COPY in WRITERS' CORNER)
     
     IF UPLOAD THEN: (Same as UPLOAD in WRITERS' CORNER)
     
     IF XUP THEN:    (Same as XUP in WRITERS' CORNER)
     
     at any rate, the following follows after file is COPIED,UPLOAD
    ED, or XUPED.
     
     Please enter CATALOG label:
     Name of PROGRAM: IBM CLOCK MODULE   '?' Enter name to place in
     catalog
                                          E...entry to long (20 cha
    cter MAX.)
     Computer MAKE: APPLE                '?' Enter computer make yo
    ur program is for.
                                          E...entry to long (12 cha
    cters MAX.)
     Enter short DECRIPTION: This is a.....
     (use TEXT-ENTER MODULE LIKE in INFO ARTICLE or MAIL to SIGOP)
     a CONTROL-Z to end, or CONTROL-C to cancel!
    (NOTE:  System fills in DATE, SIZE, and catalog #)
    PRLIBRARY>(CATALOG,FEEDBACK,INFO,SUBMIT,TRANSFER,EXIT)
      Please use REVIEW in MAINT of IBM-PROGRAM LIBRAY for submitte
    d program
      by MEMBER: GLENN on: /TIME
                           [/TIME and hereon is SYSTEM TIME placed 
    by the system]
     
      Thanks
     
      Uncle Max
     
     o REVIEW
     
      1 program awaiting review                   (special Mask rou
    tine over MAIL)
     
                                                                   
        REVIEW
      #    From       Date          Subj
      1   GLENN     01-JAN-85    CHESS Game
     
    ACTION:<[A]dd;[R]eturn,[S]ave;[V]iew;[N]ext>: View 1    (Read 1
    )
     
                                                                   
        REVIEW #1
     
      TO:DEOGBURN                01-JAN-85    23:02
    FROM:GLENN
    SUBJ: CHESS GAME
     
    PROGRAM NAME: CHESS GAME
    FOR THE, ATARI, COMPUTER
    SIZE  : 2/2 BLOCKS
    DATE  : 01-JAN-85
    OWNER : GLENN
    DESCRIPTION: A GAME CALLED CHESS FOR THE ATARI COMPUTER. 48K RE
    QUIRED AS WELL
    AS A JOYSTICK. IN EXECUTE LOAD FORM.
     
     10 REM CHESS GAME
     20 POKE 765,22
     30 GRAPHICS 0
     40 SETCOLOR 2,0,4
     50 PRINT "CHESS GAME"
     .
     .
     .
     400 END
     
    ACTION:<[A]dd;[R]eturn;[S]ave;[V]iew;[N]ext>: Add,Return,Save
     o Add
       Level 4 gets:
                    ...Adding (uses REVIEW mail file as load file f
    or library)
                    ...Owner notified     (sends below Dmail messag
    e to owner)
     
      TO:GLENN
    FROM:DEOGBURN
    SUBJ:REVIEW action on submitted program
     
    Dear GLENN:
     
    Your program: CHESS GAME submitted on: 01-JAN-85 was added to t
    he IBM-PROGRAM
    LIBRARY on:/TIME
     
    Thank you for your program!
     
    MEMBER,DEOGBURN, SIGOP for the IBM SIG.
     
     o Save
       Level 4 gets:
                    ...Saving (uses FILE Future scheme like in MAIL
    )
                    ...Owner notified     (sends below Dmail messag
    e to owner)
     
      TO:GLENN             01-JAN-85  23:02
    FROM:DEOGBURN
    SUBJ:REVIEW action on submitted program
     
    Dear GLENN:
     
    Your program: CHESS GAME submitted on: 01-JAN-85 was saved for 
    future use
    of the IBM-PROGRAM LIBRARY on:/TIME.
     
    Thank You for your program, and I will notify you again when fu
    ther action
    is taken on your program.
     
    MEMBER,DEOGBURN,SIGOP for the IBM SIG.
     
    o  Remove
     
        LEVEl 4 gets:    ....User notified!
                         ....Program has been returned to user!
                         ....Review files updated
     
    User Gets:
     
        TOL:DARTHVADER
      FRomOM:DEOGBURN
      SUBJ:REVIEW action on Submitted program
     
    DEAR  DARTHVADER
     
    Your program: <program-name> submitted on:<date> was returned t
    o you
    in a seperated mail message at:/TIME
     
    READSON:   File has to many .....
     
    Thank you for your program, and please feel free to re-submit t
    o other
    areas of DELPHI by forwarding the returned program mail message
    .
     
    MEMBER, DEOGBURN ,SIGOP for the IBM SIG.
     
    User Gets:
     
        TO:DARTVADER
       FROM:DEOGBURN
      SUBJ: RETURNED sumitted program listing
     
    *****RETURNED COPY OF YOUR SUBMITTED PROGRAM   ?/DATE**********
     
    end!
     
    ***************************************************************
    ********
    This ends the PROGRAM LIBRARY presentation, we hope you found t
    his
    presentation of interest, please be reminded that it is not int
    ended
    to impose on the desingign teams of GVC, rather offer insight from
     the
    SIGOPs end.  Please feel free to use any ideas presented here i
    n any
    project.  You will note that many tasks in PROGRAM LIBRARY are 
    the
    same or similiar to application modules presently on DELPHI.  R
    easons
    include: Makes it easier for GVC staff to assembly, rather rwrit
    ting
    a new application, and because these modules were observed as t
    he best
    modules tha could handle such an application, further it was fe
    lt that
    these modules, with some enhancements in some tasks, yowere at it
    s highteight.
     
    Thank You
     
    SIGOPS
    UAP SUGGESTION GROUP
    GVC STAFF
    GENERAL DELPHI USERS
    
    WC> 
    Sorry, there is a problem opening your file 0123.MAIU (=43).
    <<read error="" 29="">>
    
    WC> llist d,	m0123.mail
    I don't understand the term "LLIST D    M0123.MAIL" in this
    context.
    
    WC> list dm0123.mai
    
    
    From:   FTF        ESS,CABUYS,MONTE,TRINA,WEB,IVY,MARTI,JSARAS
    Subj:   ?
     
    Its late.
    And yet the phone rings
    once again.
    "Dinner. tomorrow!"
    But I'm busy.
    How about the next night?
    "No. Tomorrow!"
    But I can't.
    And thats the end of that.
    The hum of a dial tone.
    But it doesn't end.
    Later it rings again.
    And then comes the mail.
    "Why?"
    And I don't have an answer.
    How can I when I don't know the question!
     
    Lately, it rings alot,
    late at night when most are asleep
    except for me
    and all that is calls out
    for that release.
    Late at night,
    when that silent phone
    begins to ring and I know
    it would be easier to not
    answer - but I still do.
    "Why?"
    Well, why not thursday?
    "I can't then."
    Lunch Friday?
    "Doctors appointment. Sorry!"
    So why do you call at 1 am?
    "I gotta go."
    hum.......
     
    "Lets go out to the hot tubs!"
    Geez! its 2 am and they don't
    stay open that late!
    "Come over Saturday..."
    Ok.
    "Oh. I'm sick. Next week?"
    Ok.
    "My ex got married today!"
    Gosh. how do you feel?
    "Relieved I didn't have to go!"
    Wow.
    Don't you feel anything?
    "Yeah. But only in private..."
    "Why didn't you call?"
    What!
    To talk to your answering machine?
    Gimme a break!
    "But I always call back!"
    Right. at 1 am.
    
    
    From:   DAVROS         20-JAN-1985 12:44
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   ACCESS TO THIS SIG
     
    This SIG interests me.  How do I go about obtaining fuller acce
    ss?
     
    
    
    From:   ANTICLUB       20-JAN-1985 17:12
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   CURIOSITY
     
    I JUST CAME ACCROSS THIS "FRIENDSHIP" THING ON THE NETWORK
    AND I AM CURIOUS WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT'S FOR AND HOW TO JOIN.
    I AM A 36 YEAR OLD ARTIST AND I MANAGE AN "UNDERGROUND"
    NIGHTCLUB IN L.A.  A MEMBER OF PERFORMING ARTS NETWORK (PAN)
    UNDER SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS.  THANKS. JACK (ANTICLUB).
     
    
    
    From:   IDEL           20-JAN-1985 22:39
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   Close Encounters
     
    Hi, Connie:
    Wud you send me the password to the Close Encounters board?
    Thanx,
     
    >>>>IDEL/Greg
    
    
    From:   AVATAR         22-JAN-1985 00:08
    To:     @FUN
    Subj:   more foolishness
     
     
    SHIFTING SANDS INSURANCE COMPANY
    JERUSALEM
    INTEROFFICE MEMO
     
    To: Home Office, Jerusalem
    From: Bethany Sub-office
    Att: Regional Claims Manager
     
    Re: Yehoshua Bar-Joseph
        Death Claim/Nissan 33
        Final Report
     
    Dear Sir:
     
         As you know, our office has been investigating the
    life insurance claim presented by the widow of Joseph of
    Nazareth, House of David (Mary, by name).
     
         The details of the claim as first presented concern a
    juvenile life policy on their son, Yehoshua, taken out in
    Jerusalem some 33 years previous.  Policy dates, coverage
    amount and premium payments have all been verified by the
    underwriting department of your good offices.  Our office
    is concerned only with verification of death and payment of
    the claim.
     
         The first report of the claim appeared to be a routine
    matter of verifying the cause of death (crucifixion) and
    then paying the amount of the policy.  There were overtures
    made by some (relative to a possible suicide), but I see no
    point in raising this issue.  The two-year clause for
    denial based on this has expired.  Secondly, our legal
    department has pointed out, quite succinctly, that suicide
    by crucifixion would be no small matter to prove.
     
         The investigation uncovered a well-witnessed event,
    including a statement by a Centurion who was an eyewitness
    to the entire proceedings.  He quoted the 'deceased' as
    saying: "Now it is finished," at which time the Centurion
    states that the insured expired.  He has witnessed a number
    of crucifixions and although he is not a physician his
    testimony does carry weight.
     
         Following this, the funeral proceedings were done with
    some haste, due to the upcoming Sabbath.  It was at this
    point in the investigation that our adjuster began hearing
    talk about the deceased raising himself from the dead.
    Considering that Yehoshua had a substantial cult following,
    the adjuster gave little import to this talk.  In an
    attempt to wrap up the investigation, he interviewed eleven
    of the twelve close disciples.  Their stories and
    statements contained numerous contradictions, not the least
    of which were statements to the effect that he died on the
    date in question, followed by statements to the effect that
    they had talked to the deceased three days later.  It
    appears that they have their chronology reversed.  The
    twelfth, by-the-bye, committed suicide about the time of
    the Yehoshua crucifixion.  There is a separate report
    forthcoming on that matter and no payment will be made on
    that claim.
     
         Normally, we would have made payment at this juncture,
    but the investigator asked for additional time.  To be
    blunt, he suspected a fraud.  A number of reliable
    witnesses began to talk, advising that there was no
    question of having seen and talked with the deceased
    *after* the alleged crucifixion.
     
         Contact was then attempted with P. Pilate.  The latter
    refused to be interviewed, indicating that he had washed
    his hands of the entire matter.  We did write to him
    subsequently raising anumber of points on what was recorded
    by him officially.  He refused to clear up any
    discrepancies and merely wrote on the bottom of our letter,
    "What I have written, I have written."  We simply can't
    push the issue with him any further due to his obvious
    connections.
     
         Finally, we were fortunate enough to obtain two
    statements from well-known and respected citizens, who
    report having supper with Yehoshua several days after the
    alleged death.  They were on their way to Emmaus at the
    time.  Both make excellent appearances as witnesses.  Their
    statements are enclosed for your perusal.
     
         Also enclosed are the statements from the eleven
    disciples.  They are coherent, except for John's, and
    despite their disagreements on a few minor points, they
    establish one of two possibilities ( I cannot personally
    see any others.)  First, he was never crucified. In that
    situation, we owe nothing.  Secondly, he was crucified, and
    then raised himself from the dead.  The second possibility
    is an absurdity but if it were so, I'm afraid we have a
    legal problem of unique difficulty.  I say this because we
    took a statement from his mother, Mary.
     
         She maintains that he was crucified and appeared to
    her and his disciples three days later.  Our adjuster,
    after getting her to sign the statement, politely turned
    her claim down.  When she asked why, the adjuster pointed
    out that the policy only pays in the event of death.  As he
    was packing his briefcase and preparing to leave, she very
    shyly indicated that she had a question, and since he was
    the policy expert, that perhaps he could answer it.
     
         She then stated that Yehoshua had, in fact, died.
    What she wanted to know was this: "Is there any exclusion
    in the policy which says that the beneficiary will not be
    paid if an insured is able to raise himself from the dead?"
     
         The adjuster was quick enough mentally to say that
    he would check it out with the home office and get back to
    her.  Here is our problem.
     
         Suppose it happened the way his mother stated?  If he
    did in fact raise himself fromt he dead, what's to prevent
    him from doing it a second time?  If he does it again,
    we'll have to pay again.  Then?  If he does it again, we'll
    have to pay again.  This policy is a guaranteed renewable,
    non-cancellable contract.
     
         We'd appreciate your advice on this, as things are not
    shaping up well.  I would make one suggestion if Mary
    continues to push this claim. This is a bit too complicated
    for our house attorney.  Why not farm this out to Saul over
    in Tarsus?  He's as sharp as they come and can probably
    delay this until it dies a natural death.
     
     
                             Warmest regards to all,
     
     
     
                             Caiaphas Bar-Annas
     
    cba/cc/enclosures (11)
    
    
     
     
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    From:   DAVROS         20-JAN-1985 12:44
    To:     CABUYS
    Subj:   ACCESS TO THIS SIG
     
    This SIG interests me.  How do I go about obtaining fuller acce
    ss?
     
    
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