Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site rtech.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!lll-crg!dual!unisoft!mtxinu!rtech!jeff From: jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) Newsgroups: net.analog,net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Another Bumber Sticker I would like to see Message-ID: <581@rtech.UUCP> Date: Tue, 30-Jul-85 03:15:57 EDT Article-I.D.: rtech.581 Posted: Tue Jul 30 03:15:57 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 1-Aug-85 05:36:04 EDT References: <819@vax2.fluke.UUCP> <1198@ihuxe.UUCP> Organization: Relational Technology, Alameda CA Lines: 26 Xref: linus net.analog:395 net.jokes:11409 > > Is there any way, or anyone out there, that can convince the nerds submitting > > bumper stickers to net.analog to knock it off? ... > > Let the nerds have their fun; some of the bumper sticker jokes are so stupid > they *are* funny... > > Re: your digitally controlled PLL low frequency function generator... > I have used the Intersil ICL8038 Precision Waveform Generator tied to a > Motorola MC4344 Phase Frequency Detector and controlled by a 12-bit DAC > to achieve 60 ppm stability at 0.005 Hz. If you work at it, you can go > lower in frequency and get better stability than the above. > > Larry Lippman HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! This is the funniest joke I have read in a long time! Please send more of them to net.jokes right away! (Fair's fair, right?) Q: How many X1 does it take to X2 an X3? A: ln(X1) * sqrt(X2) / X3 -- Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.) aka Swazoo Koolak {amdahl, sun}!rtech!jeff {ucbvax, decvax}!mtxinu!rtech!jeff