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From: dmt@ahuta.UUCP (d.tutelman)
Newsgroups: net.bicycle
Subject: Re: Serious Locking for Bicycles
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Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 07:31:26 EST
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Looks like it's time again to trot out the
"Constant bicycle weight" theorem       :-)

THEOREM: All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.

PROOF: A 20 pound bike needs a 30 pound lock.
A  40 pound bike needs only a 10 pound lock.
And a 50 pound bike needs no lock at all.
(Except maybe at USC?  :-)  )