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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Hitchhikers
Message-ID: <247@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 10:51:40 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 11 10:51:40 1985
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   Once upon a time, there lived a man who was in a really rotten mood.
No matter what he did to cheer himself up, he just became more depressed.
So, he decided to take a drive through the country.  While he was driving, he
noticed a hitchhiker along side the road.  Swerving off the road, he hit the
hitchhiker with his car, killing him.  This seemed to cheer him up somewhat, so the next time he saw a hitchhiker he swerved over and hit him *thump*.  Now, he
was in a pretty good mood, and the next hitchhiker was a priest.  "Well, I can'thit a priest," he thought, so, being in a good mood he pulled to the side of 
the road and the priest jumped in the car.  Soon after picking up the priest,
the man spied another hitchiker.  "If I could just hit this last hitchhiker,
it would just make my day," thought the man.  He pretended that he was drifting
off to sleep, and slowly edged his car towards the hitchhiker . . .
   *THUMP*
"Did I get him!?!  Did I get him!?!" exclaimed the man.
"No, my son," said the priest, "but, don't worry, I got him with the door."