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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Roof
Message-ID: <232@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:18:21 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 04:18:21 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:24:47 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR
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A man goes out of town and has his friend take care
of his cat while he's gone.  While gone, he gets a
phone call from his friend informing him that his
cat has died.  "Well, that's no way to break the
news to me" he says.  "You should have sent me a
telegram first saying my cat was on the roof and
you couldn't get him down.  Then you should have
sent me a telegram saying he had fallen off and
was at the veterinarian.  Then you should have sent
a telegram saying the cat had died.  That was it
wouldn't have been such a shock."
A couple weeks later the man gets a telegram.  He
opens it and it says, "Your mother is on the roof."
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