Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC840302); site boring.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!godot!harvard!seismo!mcvax!boring!jack From: jack@boring.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YAEJ (Yet Another Elephant Joke) Message-ID: <6309@boring.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 22:20:15 EST Article-I.D.: boring.6309 Posted: Mon Feb 4 22:20:15 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Feb-85 03:55:09 EST References: <408@utcs.UUCP> Reply-To: jack@boring.UUCP (Jack Jansen) Organization: CWI, Amsterdam Lines: 40 Summary: Apparently-To: rnews@mcvax.LOCAL Okay, you asked for it. Hit 'n' if you have taste. Q: What is gray, and hangs from a tree? A: A bunch of elephants. Q: Why should't you walk in the park between 1AM and 2AM? A: That's when the elephants are ripe. Q: Why do crocodiles have such flat faces? A: They didn't see the sign at the entrance to the park. Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water? A: Wet. Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water? A: One by one. Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? A: Open the door, push the elephant in, close the door., Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? A: Open the door, pull the elephant out, push the giraffe in, and close the door again. Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles? A: So you won't see them if they float upside down in a bowl of custard. Q: Did you ever see an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard? A: No? That shows that it works, doesn't it? Q: Why do elephants live in troops? A: So they get discount on the shoes with yellow soles. I also have a collection of umpteen 'elephant and mouse' jokes, but my fingers are getting sore, so I guess you'll have to wait for those...... -- Jack Jansen, {decvax|philabs|seismo}!mcvax!jack Notice new, improved, faster address ^^^^^