Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.17 $; site uiucdcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan From: mcewan@uiucdcs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: elephant jokes Message-ID: <9900329@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 10-Feb-85 16:48:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.9900329 Posted: Sun Feb 10 16:48:00 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Feb-85 06:13:02 EST References: <659@ut-sally.UUCP> Lines: 14 Nf-ID: #R:ut-sally:-65900:uiucdcs:9900329:000:258 Nf-From: uiucdcs!mcewan Feb 10 15:48:00 1985 Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: For stamping out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: For stamping out flaming ducks. Scott McEwan {ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan "Uh oh. Looks like we got a 666 down there - diety on a rampage."