Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-k Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:Pucc-I:Pucc-K:ahl From: ahl@pucc-k (poi) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: What not to name your dog. Message-ID: <936@pucc-k> Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 15:59:32 EST Article-I.D.: pucc-k.936 Posted: Mon Feb 11 15:59:32 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 13-Feb-85 04:23:21 EST Organization: Purdue University Computing Center Lines: 27 (gobble gobble gobble) What not to name your dog. Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "Me, too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "Me, too." Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said "Me, too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked "Whar are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.