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From: mcewan@uiucdcs.UUCP
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Subject: Re: elephant jokes
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Date: Sun, 10-Feb-85 16:48:00 EST
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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?

A: For stamping out forest fires.


Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: For stamping out flaming ducks.

			Scott McEwan
			{ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan

"Uh oh. Looks like we got a 666 down there - diety on a rampage."