Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2(pesnta.1.2) 9/5/84; site scc.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!lsuc!pesnta!scc!steiny From: steiny@scc.UUCP (Don Steiny) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Calculator Psalm Message-ID: <421@scc.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Feb-85 21:54:52 EST Article-I.D.: scc.421 Posted: Wed Feb 13 21:54:52 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Feb-85 00:48:23 EST Distribution: net Organization: Personetics, Inc. - Santa Cruz, Calif. Lines: 24 ** My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits. It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating decimal points for the sake of precision. Yea, tho I walk through the valley of surprise quizzes, I will fear no prof, for my calculator is there to hearten me. It prepareth a log table to comfort me, it prepareth an arc sin for me in the presence of my teachers. It annoints my homework with correct solutions, my interpolations are over. Surely, both precision and accuracy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of Texas instruments forever. ---Dr. Gene Zirkel, Humor Editor The MAYTC Journal, Nassau Community College. Seen in a DallaSite, a TI publication. -- scc!steiny Don Steiny - Personetics @ (408) 425-0382 ihnp4!pesnta -\ 109 Torrey Pine Terr. ucbvax!twg --> scc!steiny Santa Cruz, Calif. 95060 fortune!idsvax -/