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From: wfi@unc.UUCP (William F. Ingogly)
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Subject: Re: Bad sf films
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Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 19:14:52 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  4 19:14:52 1985
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One of my all-time favorite truly bad SF films is called "Mesa Of Lost
Women." It's about a mad Dr. Arania who transplants the brains of
spiders into people. There's a plane crash on a mesa, Jackie Coogan as
a madman passenger, all the spider women are large and the spider men
are small...

   FEMALE LEAD: "Gasp!!?!"

   MALE LEAD: "What's the matter?"

   FEMALE LEAD: "I don't know... I could have sworn the woods
                are full of giant women and tiny little men..."

I don't think I've gotten the dialogue right, but I'm sure you catch
my drift.

Oh, yes, there's a voice-over explaining the "plot," and the musical
background consists of a very bad solo Flamenco guitarist. Many
close-up shots of leering tiny spider men and ultra-seductive spider
women.  Check it out if it comes on Creature Feature.