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From: kenw@lcuxc.UUCP (K Wolman)
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Subject: George Washington (Ghoulish Joke)
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Date: Thu, 7-Feb-85 08:43:47 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  7 08:43:47 1985
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QUESTION:  What would George Washington be doing if he were
	alive today?























ANSWER:		Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
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                                Ken Wolman
             Bell Communications Research @ Livingston, N.J.
                                lcuxc!kenw
                              (201) 740-4565

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                            sofo l'hiskayaem;
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