Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gloria.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!godot!harvard!seismo!rochester!rocksvax!rocksanne!sunybcs!gloria!colonel From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman) Newsgroups: net.religion Subject: Re: Why should YOU believe ... Message-ID: <899@gloria.UUCP> Date: Sat, 9-Feb-85 15:28:28 EST Article-I.D.: gloria.899 Posted: Sat Feb 9 15:28:28 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Feb-85 00:42:19 EST References: <205@cmu-cs-gandalf.ARPA> <340@cybvax0.UUCP> Organization: SUNY-Buffalo Computer Sci. Lines: 17 > Here is why I believe God exists ... > > My body, including my brain, is a machine. A machine can't cause > itself to move (or think, in the case of the brain). ... > If you understand this, re-read this message substituting words > as follows: my -> your > I -> you This looks very convincing. Unfortunately it doesn't apply to me, because my body is a dog and my brain is a cat. And dogs and cats can move without any help. Maybe you should get a cat brain! They're much nicer than machine brains, because cats have more fun than machines. -- Col. G. L. Sicherman ...decvax!sunybcs!gloria!colonel