Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekred.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!mhuxh!mhuxi!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!tekred!ronbe From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Short-swords Message-ID: <233@tekred.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:32:46 EST Article-I.D.: tekred.233 Posted: Fri Feb 8 04:32:46 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:25:07 EST Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR Lines: 22 A man goes to a Japaneese short-sword competition, but unfortunately arrives late. He finds the third prize winner and asks him what he did to win his prize. The man says, "I show you". He points to a fly on the wall, and throwing his short-sword, the fly falls in two pieces. The man was very impressed. The man then finds the second place winner and asks him what he did to win second place. This man also says, "I show you". He points to another fly on the wall, and throwing two short-swords simultaneously, the fly falls in four equal pieces. Again the man was impressed. He then finds the grand prize winner. This man also shows his expertise. He points to yet another fly on the wall, and throws his sword. The man says, "but the fly is still there", to which the short-sword expert replies, "Yes, but that fly will never have children". -- _____ Ron Bemis / o o \ Support Bacteria - Tektronix | \___/ | It's the only culture Redmond, OR \_____/ Some people have!