Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site bgsuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Hitchhikers Message-ID: <247@bgsuvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 10:51:40 EST Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.247 Posted: Mon Feb 11 10:51:40 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Feb-85 06:27:11 EST Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH Lines: 15 Once upon a time, there lived a man who was in a really rotten mood. No matter what he did to cheer himself up, he just became more depressed. So, he decided to take a drive through the country. While he was driving, he noticed a hitchhiker along side the road. Swerving off the road, he hit the hitchhiker with his car, killing him. This seemed to cheer him up somewhat, so the next time he saw a hitchhiker he swerved over and hit him *thump*. Now, he was in a pretty good mood, and the next hitchhiker was a priest. "Well, I can'thit a priest," he thought, so, being in a good mood he pulled to the side of the road and the priest jumped in the car. Soon after picking up the priest, the man spied another hitchiker. "If I could just hit this last hitchhiker, it would just make my day," thought the man. He pretended that he was drifting off to sleep, and slowly edged his car towards the hitchhiker . . . *THUMP* "Did I get him!?! Did I get him!?!" exclaimed the man. "No, my son," said the priest, "but, don't worry, I got him with the door."