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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Short-swords
Message-ID: <233@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:32:46 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 04:32:46 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:25:07 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR
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A man goes to a Japaneese short-sword competition,
but unfortunately arrives late.  He finds the third
prize winner and asks him what he did to win his
prize.  The man says, "I show you".  He points to
a fly on the wall, and throwing his short-sword, the
fly falls in two pieces.  The man was very impressed.
The man then finds the second place winner and asks
him what he did to win second place.  This man also
says, "I show you".  He points to another fly on the
wall, and throwing two short-swords simultaneously,
the fly falls in four equal pieces.  Again the man
was impressed.  He then finds the grand prize winner.
This man also shows his expertise.  He points to yet
another fly on the wall, and throws his sword.  The
man says, "but the fly is still there", to which the
short-sword expert replies, "Yes, but that fly will
never have children".
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