Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC830713); site vu44.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!vu44!tstorm From: tstorm@vu44.UUCP (Theo van der Storm) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: doit list Message-ID: <589@vu44.UUCP> Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 07:35:28 EST Article-I.D.: vu44.589 Posted: Mon Feb 4 07:35:28 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 10-Feb-85 03:16:44 EST References: <856@eisx.UUCP> Reply-To: tstorm@vu44.UUCP (Theo van der Storm) Distribution: net Organization: VU Informatica, Amsterdam Lines: 23 Summary: X do it with Y Dentists do it with their mouth wide open. Football players do it with only one ball. Lady teachers do it with a piece of chalk. KGB agents do it. No questions asked. Tailors do it after measurement. Naaisters doen het acht uur per dag. (Dutch, cannot be translated) Typists do it at professional speed. Astronauts do it in any position. Paper hangers do it with gallons of s**t. I consider the following one the best I made: Liftboys do it going up and going down. -- Theo van der Storm, 52 20'N / 4 52'E, {seismo|decvax|philabs}!mcvax!vu44!tstorm