Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site bgsuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: rating women Message-ID: <248@bgsuvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 11:16:38 EST Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.248 Posted: Mon Feb 11 11:16:38 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Feb-85 06:27:24 EST Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH Lines: 18 Three guys were sitting in a bar, feelig bored and drunk. They decided to rate the women in the bar on a scale of one to ten. An average-looking girl walked by and the first man gave her a five, the second agreed, but the third man only gave her a one. This rating somewhat surprised the first two fellows. A second girl walked by, prettier than the first. The first man gave her an eight, the second man gave her a nine, and the third man gave her a two. "Now, wait a minute!" the first two men exclaimed. "You only give her a two?" "Yep," said the third man. "O.K. what ever you want," said the first man. A third girl walked by who had the perfect figure. She could have blown Bo Derek away in a beauty pagent. The first man said,"Undoubtedly, she rates a perfect ten." "Agreed," concurred the second man. "I'll give her a four," said the third man. The first two men couldn't believe that he could rate this woman a four. "Maybe I should explain. I'm using the Budweiser scale," said the third man. "What's that?" asked the second man. The third man answered, "That's the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off of her."