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From: iannucci@sjuvax.UUCP (iannucci)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Egg joke
Message-ID: <841@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 12-Feb-85 15:29:59 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 12 15:29:59 1985
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Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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>>
>>   An egg has the shortest sex-life of all:
>>    if gets laid once; it gets eaten once.
>
>It also has to come in a box with a dozen others
>bjones

         And the only person who will sit on its face is its mother.

-- 
David J. Iannucci (the dirty vicar)                   St. Joseph's University
{allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!iannucci             Philadelphia

"A witty saying proves nothing. "                                  --Voltaire
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