Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site lcuxc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!mhuxn!mhuxb!mhuxr!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!lcuxc!kenw From: kenw@lcuxc.UUCP (K Wolman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: George Washington (Ghoulish Joke) Message-ID: <225@lcuxc.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Feb-85 08:43:47 EST Article-I.D.: lcuxc.225 Posted: Thu Feb 7 08:43:47 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 05:38:48 EST Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway, NJ Lines: 37 QUESTION: What would George Washington be doing if he were alive today? ANSWER: Scratching at the inside of his coffin. -- Ken Wolman Bell Communications Research @ Livingston, N.J. lcuxc!kenw (201) 740-4565 Kol machalokes shehi l'shaem shamayim, sofo l'hiskayaem; v'sheana l'shaem shamayim, ayn sofo l'hiskayaem.