Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekred.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!mhuxh!mhuxi!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!tekred!ronbe From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Beer Message-ID: <230@tekred.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:06:53 EST Article-I.D.: tekred.230 Posted: Fri Feb 8 04:06:53 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:23:34 EST Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR Lines: 17 Police officer: I'm sorry, Madam, but your husband had an accident at the brewery today, and I'm afraid he's dead. Lady: Oh, no, what happened? Cop: He drowned in a vat of beer. Lady: Did he suffer much? Cop: I don't think so, they say he got out 4 times to go to the bathroom. -- _____ Ron Bemis / o o \ Support Bacteria - Tektronix | \___/ | It's the only culture Redmond, OR \_____/ Some people have!