Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekred.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!mhuxh!mhuxi!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!tekred!ronbe From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Roof Message-ID: <232@tekred.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:18:21 EST Article-I.D.: tekred.232 Posted: Fri Feb 8 04:18:21 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:24:47 EST Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR Lines: 18 A man goes out of town and has his friend take care of his cat while he's gone. While gone, he gets a phone call from his friend informing him that his cat has died. "Well, that's no way to break the news to me" he says. "You should have sent me a telegram first saying my cat was on the roof and you couldn't get him down. Then you should have sent me a telegram saying he had fallen off and was at the veterinarian. Then you should have sent a telegram saying the cat had died. That was it wouldn't have been such a shock." A couple weeks later the man gets a telegram. He opens it and it says, "Your mother is on the roof." -- _____ Ron Bemis / o o \ Support Bacteria - Tektronix | \___/ | It's the only culture Redmond, OR \_____/ Some people have!