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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Porches
Message-ID: <231@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:13:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 04:13:00 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:21:49 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR
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A bum comes to the rich man's house and asks if
there's any work he can do to earn some money.
At first the rich man is going to send him away,
but then he changes his mind and tells the bum
he'll give him $5 to paint his porch.  The bum
agrees.  The rich man tells the bum the paint
and porch are in the back, and he will pay him
when he's finished.  Later the bum comes to the
door again and informs the rich man that he is
finished.  The rich man pays him.  As the bum
is leaving he says, "You know, that wasn't a
porch, it was a Ferrari".
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