Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version nyu B notes v1.5 12/10/84; site acf4.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!linus!philabs!cmcl2!acf4!spector From: spector@acf4.UUCP (David HM Spector) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YAJJ (Yet Another Jewish Joke) Message-ID: <760011@acf4.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 15:44:00 EST Article-I.D.: acf4.760011 Posted: Fri Feb 8 15:44:00 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 12-Feb-85 04:42:54 EST Organization: New York University Lines: 21 [............] ...and so there was this little Jewish kid named Josh. An Josh wasn't doing too well in school; his parents tried everything: they begged, cajoled, threatened, event tried teaching him themselves. But nothing seemed to get Josh motivated in the classroom. So, finally, in an act of desparation, Josh's parents enroll him in a Catholic school. After some weeks they are suprised to learn that Josh has been making tremendous strides, in fact he's at the top of of class. One afternoon a nun, Sister Mary-Ignatious, comes up to Josh and asks him, "Josh, I don't understand, why have you taken such a sudden interest in your studies?" To which Josh answers (pointing to the Crusifix hanging on the wall), "Well, I saw what happened to the other Jewish boy who didn't follow orders..." David Spector NYU/acf Systems Group Spector@nyu-cmcl1.ARPA ...!allegra!cmcl2!cmcl1!spector