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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Beer
Message-ID: <230@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:06:53 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 04:06:53 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:23:34 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR
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Police officer:
	I'm sorry, Madam, but your husband had an accident
	at the brewery today, and I'm afraid he's dead.
Lady:
	Oh, no, what happened?
Cop:
	He drowned in a vat of beer.
Lady:
	Did he suffer much?
Cop:
	I don't think so, they say he got out 4 times
	to go to the bathroom.
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