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From: sitze@rruxo.UUCP (R Sitze)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Fit To Kill...... (another old one...)
Message-ID: <137@rruxo.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 7-Feb-85 12:15:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  7 12:15:00 1985
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This one must be told, verbally, for best effect :  

	Even longer than a long, long time ago, back when the first cave
men were just beginning to think, there lived a fairly successful caveman
with his wife.  (Successful back then ment that they were still alive...)
She was a good wife, as cavewomen go, as she was able to bear him 5 sons
before she left for that great-tar-pit-in-the-sky...  Not being very smart
back then, and most certainly not very original, the caveman named his
first son Fit, his second son Fitfit, his third son Fitfitfit, his
forth son Fitfitfitfit, and his fifth son Fitfitfitfitfit.  Well his sons
were strong, large, hairy, and ugly.  Their father was very proud of them,
and made sure that they were properly educated.  He started with the first
son, Fit, by taking him mammoth hunting.  To his great dismay and sorrow, 
his son was eaten by a large sabre tooth tiger who wasn't to happy with
the competition.  So he trudge home to his other four sons.  Two weeks later
while Fitfit, Fitfitfit, Fitfitfitfit, Fitfitfitfitfit, and their father
were fishing, Fitfit was swept away by the current of the raging river when
his foot slipped while stepping on a stone in the river.  Poor Fitfit was
never seen again.  The three son's left morned for their older brother for
a while, and then decided to explore the mountains across the valley.  Whilst
climbing around on the side of the mountain, Fitfitfit slipped and fell off
of a cliff.  Fitfitfitfit and Fitfitfitfitfit ran home to tell their father
the terrible news.  By this time, their father was feeling rather down, and
was getting around to the rip old age of 25, an old man indeed.  He took to
his death-rock upon hearing the news, where his last two remaining sons took
care of him.  One day, while Fitfitfitfit was foraging for food in the valley,
he stumbled into a tar pit.  Despite all his screams for help, and his threats
to the world around him for treating him so poorly, he sank to his death.
Fitfitfitfitfit stayed home and watched after his father until he died, and
then left for a life of adventure.  After a few years, he settled down, got
married, and had sons.  Fitfitfitfitfit lived until he died of old age a fairly
happy man.


Which only goes to prove the old axiom....

	survival of the fittest.