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From: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP
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Subject: Obscene Songs (rot13) - offensive to everyone (ROT13)
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Date: Thu, 7-Feb-85 13:04:59 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  7 13:04:59 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 10-Feb-85 05:34:37 EST
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Here are some feelthy songs.  This first one is courtesy of a fifth hand
copy of a DIRT concert, the famous eat-bite song.  Sorry that I don't have
the music to this (though I can sing it fairly well).

Chorus:

  Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew
  Nipple bosom hair-pie finger fuck screw

  Moose piss cat pud orangatan tit
  Sheep pussy camel crack big lion shit

  Awww fuck!  Awww fuck!

Verses:

  I went to a party and what did they do?
  They took off their socks and they took off their shoes.
  They took off their shirts and they took off their pants,
  I had a hunch we weren't gonna dance.

  Everybody, everybody's ass was bare,
  No bras left, just a queer over there.
  The whole damn thing didn't phase me a bit.
  I just jumped on the pile and grabbed some tit.

  My baby's not a sports fan,
  But she plays with balls whenever she can.
  Because her favorite sport you see,
  Is playing console ... hockey.

Then we can all make up our own verses:

  I know a guy, his name is Scott
  His tongue is long, his cock is not.
  But his girlfriend likes what she's got,
  A little in one end, in the other a lot.

This song is to the famous Oscar Mayer tune.  I picked this up at the Fox
Inn, where a dirty old man sings dirty old songs and gulps down beer at
incredible rates:

  My boyfriend has a first name,
  It's P-E-T-E-R
  My boyfriend has a second name,
  It's P-E-N-I-S
  I love to eat him every day,
  And if you ask me why I'll say...
  Cuz Peter Penis has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A.

  My girlfriend has a first name,
  It's J-U-I-C-Y
  My girlfriend has a second name,
  It's P-U-S-S-Y
  I love to eat her every day,
  And if you ask me why I'll say...
  Cuz Juicy Pussy has a way with my C-O-C-K today.

I trust I have offended everyone.

    Scott R. Turner
    UCLA Computer Science Department
    3531 Boelter Hall, Los Angeles, CA 90024
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