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Subject: What not to name your dog.
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Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 15:59:32 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 11 15:59:32 1985
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(gobble gobble gobble)


			What not to name your dog.

	Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".  I call mine
"sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.  When I went to City Hall   
to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for
Sex.  He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "You don't understand. 
I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
	When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special
room for Sex.  He said that every room in the place was for sex.  I said
"You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "Me, too."
	One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.  "But you don't understand
I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."  He called me a show-off.  When
my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "Me, too."
Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me.  He said "Me, too."
	Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town
for him.  A cop came over to me and asked "Whar are you doing in this alley
at 4 o'clock in the morning?"  I said  "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.