Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!lsuc!pesnta!hplabs!tektronix!reed!marcus From: marcus@reed.UUCP (Marc Burns) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Joke Schema Message-ID: <923@reed.UUCP> Date: Tue, 12-Feb-85 01:36:59 EST Article-I.D.: reed.923 Posted: Tue Feb 12 01:36:59 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Feb-85 11:49:06 EST References: <1096@amdahl.UUCP> Reply-To: marcus@reed.UUCP (PUT YOUR NAME HERE) Distribution: net Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 12 Summary: In article <1096@amdahl.UUCP> krs@amdahl.UUCP (Kris Stephens) writes: > > Mathematicians can't do it completely and consistently. (ref: Godel) > ----- > Trombonists do it in seven positions or use their thumbs. > >and, sorta related: > > An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: > if gets laid once; it gets eaten once. > And don't forget it has to come in a box with 11 other guys!