Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!mcnc!unc!black From: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: strange poem.... Must read! Message-ID: <17@unc.UUCP> Date: Thu, 7-Feb-85 10:15:26 EST Article-I.D.: unc.17 Posted: Thu Feb 7 10:15:26 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 10-Feb-85 05:26:12 EST References:Reply-To: black@unc.UUCP (Samuel Black) Distribution: net Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill Lines: 23 Summary: In article derrick@mcc-db.UUCP (Dwayne Derrick) writes: > > >One bright sunny day, in the middle of night >Two dead boys got up to fight >They stood back to back and faced each other >Drew their swords and shot each other >A deaf policeman heard the noise, >And came to stop the two dead boys >If you don't believe this story I told you, >Ask the blind man, he saw it too! I have a slightly different version; one with better rhythm that makes even less sense. One bright day, in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise; He came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man, he saw it too!