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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mushrooms
Message-ID: <228@tekred.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:02:08 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 04:02:08 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:22:56 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR
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This lady was to have a big party one night, and
in preparing for it, she realized she needed some
more mushrooms for one of the dishes.  When she
asked her daughter to get some at the store, the
girl replied that there were plenty of mushrooms
growing behind the garage.  The lady told the girl
to pick some of the mushrooms and feed them to the
dog.  The girl did this, and later, when the dog
was playing happily in the back yard, the lady
decided that the mushrooms were safe to eat.  Her
daughter picked enough mushrooms for the dish,
and the cooking was done.  Later that night, with
the party well under way, the girl came into the
room crying.  When her mother asked her what was
wrong, the girl informed her that the dog was dead.
The lady immediately called a doctor, and everyone's
stomach was pumped.  When the little girl was still
upset, the mother asked what was wrong now, and the
girl replied, "The truck that hit the dog didn't
even stop".
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