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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: rating women
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Date: Mon, 11-Feb-85 11:16:38 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 11 11:16:38 1985
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   Three guys were sitting in a bar, feelig bored and drunk.  They decided
to rate the women in the bar on a scale of one to ten.  An average-looking
girl walked by and the first man gave her a five, the second agreed, but the
third man only gave her a one.  This rating somewhat surprised the first 
two fellows.  A second girl walked by, prettier than the first.  The first
man gave her an eight, the second man gave her a nine, and the third man gave
her a two.  "Now, wait a minute!" the first two men exclaimed.  "You only give
her a two?"  "Yep," said the third man.  "O.K. what ever you want," said the 
first man.  A third girl walked by who had the perfect figure.  She could have
blown Bo Derek away in a beauty pagent.  The first man said,"Undoubtedly, she
rates a perfect ten."  "Agreed," concurred the second man.  "I'll give her a
four," said the third man.  The first two men couldn't believe that he could
rate this woman a four.  "Maybe I should explain.  I'm using the Budweiser
scale," said the third man.  "What's that?" asked the second man. The third
man answered, "That's the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off
of her."