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From: marcus@reed.UUCP (Marc Burns)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Joke Schema
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Date: Tue, 12-Feb-85 01:36:59 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 12 01:36:59 1985
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In article <1096@amdahl.UUCP> krs@amdahl.UUCP (Kris Stephens) writes:
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>   Mathematicians can't do it completely and consistently. (ref:  Godel)
>                  -----
>   Trombonists do it in seven positions or use their thumbs.
>
>and, sorta related:
>
>   An egg has the shortest sex-life of all:
>    if gets laid once; it gets eaten once.
>
And don't forget it has to come in a box with 11 other guys!