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From: tstorm@vu44.UUCP (Theo van der Storm)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: doit list
Message-ID: <589@vu44.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 07:35:28 EST
Article-I.D.: vu44.589
Posted: Mon Feb  4 07:35:28 1985
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Reply-To: tstorm@vu44.UUCP (Theo van der Storm)
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Organization: VU Informatica, Amsterdam
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Summary: X do it with Y

Dentists do it with their mouth wide open.

Football players do it with only one ball.

Lady teachers do it with a piece of chalk.

KGB agents do it. No questions asked.

Tailors do it after measurement.

Naaisters doen het acht uur per dag. (Dutch, cannot be translated)

Typists do it at professional speed.

Astronauts do it in any position.

Paper hangers do it with gallons of s**t.

I consider the following one the best I made:
Liftboys do it going up and going down.
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Theo van der Storm, 52 20'N / 4 52'E, {seismo|decvax|philabs}!mcvax!vu44!tstorm