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From: jack@boring.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YAEJ (Yet Another Elephant Joke)
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Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 22:20:15 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  4 22:20:15 1985
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Okay, you asked for it. Hit 'n' if you have taste.

Q: What is gray, and hangs from a tree?
A: A bunch of elephants.

Q: Why should't you walk in the park between 1AM and 2AM?
A: That's when the elephants are ripe.

Q: Why do crocodiles have such flat faces?
A: They didn't see the sign at the entrance to the park.

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.

Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: Open the door, push the elephant in, close the door.,

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open the door, pull the elephant out, push the giraffe in,
   and close the door again.

Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you won't see them if they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

Q: Did you ever see an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of
   custard?
A: No? That shows that it works, doesn't it?

Q: Why do elephants live in troops?
A: So they get discount on the shoes with yellow soles.

I also have a collection of umpteen 'elephant and mouse' jokes,
but my fingers are getting sore, so I guess you'll have to wait
for those......
-- 
	Jack Jansen, {decvax|philabs|seismo}!mcvax!jack
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