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From: spector@acf4.UUCP (David HM Spector)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YAJJ (Yet Another Jewish Joke)
Message-ID: <760011@acf4.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 15:44:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  8 15:44:00 1985
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[............]

...and so there was this little Jewish kid named Josh.  An Josh wasn't doing
too well in school; his parents tried everything: they begged, cajoled,
threatened, event tried teaching him themselves.  But nothing seemed to get
Josh motivated in the classroom.  

So, finally, in an act of desparation, Josh's parents enroll him in a 
Catholic school.  After some weeks they are suprised to learn that Josh
has been making tremendous strides, in fact he's at the top of of class.
One afternoon a nun, Sister Mary-Ignatious, comes up to Josh and 
asks  him, "Josh, I don't understand, why have you taken such a sudden interest
in your studies?"   
To which Josh answers (pointing to the Crusifix hanging on the wall), 
"Well, I saw what happened to the other Jewish boy who didn't follow orders..."

			David Spector
			NYU/acf Systems Group
			Spector@nyu-cmcl1.ARPA
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