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From: 9827ap14@sjuvax.UUCP (paltz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: New Boots
Message-ID: <806@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 5-Feb-85 23:10:59 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb  5 23:10:59 1985
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Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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A poor man goes out and buys a $150.00 dollar pair of boots.
He walks home feeling very proud of his new boots.
He knocks at his door and his wife answers.
He stands there looking proudly down at his boots.
Much to his disapointment his wife just says,"are you going to
just stand there or come in ?"
So he walks in.
His wife sits down at the dinner table
He just stands there in front of her looking down at his boots.
His wife looks at his with a grin and says,"are you going to 
just stand there or are you going to sit down ?"
By now he has had enough and is determined to get his boots noticed.
The couple is now going to have sex
The wife lays naked on the bed waiting for him.
He enters totally naked except for his boots.
The wife asks him,"Where did you get those boots ?"
The man answers,"You finally noticed.  I have been trying to point them
out all day, look even my dick is pointing to them."
The wife looks at him and says,"next time buy a HAT !!!"