Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekred.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!mhuxh!mhuxi!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!tekred!ronbe From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Mushrooms Message-ID: <228@tekred.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:02:08 EST Article-I.D.: tekred.228 Posted: Fri Feb 8 04:02:08 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:22:56 EST Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR Lines: 25 This lady was to have a big party one night, and in preparing for it, she realized she needed some more mushrooms for one of the dishes. When she asked her daughter to get some at the store, the girl replied that there were plenty of mushrooms growing behind the garage. The lady told the girl to pick some of the mushrooms and feed them to the dog. The girl did this, and later, when the dog was playing happily in the back yard, the lady decided that the mushrooms were safe to eat. Her daughter picked enough mushrooms for the dish, and the cooking was done. Later that night, with the party well under way, the girl came into the room crying. When her mother asked her what was wrong, the girl informed her that the dog was dead. The lady immediately called a doctor, and everyone's stomach was pumped. When the little girl was still upset, the mother asked what was wrong now, and the girl replied, "The truck that hit the dog didn't even stop". -- _____ Ron Bemis / o o \ Support Bacteria - Tektronix | \___/ | It's the only culture Redmond, OR \_____/ Some people have!