Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!cepu!ucla-cs!srt From: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Obscene Songs (rot13) - offensive to everyone (ROT13) Message-ID: <3804@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Thu, 7-Feb-85 13:04:59 EST Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.3804 Posted: Thu Feb 7 13:04:59 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 10-Feb-85 05:34:37 EST Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department Lines: 65 Here are some feelthy songs. This first one is courtesy of a fifth hand copy of a DIRT concert, the famous eat-bite song. Sorry that I don't have the music to this (though I can sing it fairly well). Chorus: Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew Nipple bosom hair-pie finger fuck screw Moose piss cat pud orangatan tit Sheep pussy camel crack big lion shit Awww fuck! Awww fuck! Verses: I went to a party and what did they do? They took off their socks and they took off their shoes. They took off their shirts and they took off their pants, I had a hunch we weren't gonna dance. Everybody, everybody's ass was bare, No bras left, just a queer over there. The whole damn thing didn't phase me a bit. I just jumped on the pile and grabbed some tit. My baby's not a sports fan, But she plays with balls whenever she can. Because her favorite sport you see, Is playing console ... hockey. Then we can all make up our own verses: I know a guy, his name is Scott His tongue is long, his cock is not. But his girlfriend likes what she's got, A little in one end, in the other a lot. This song is to the famous Oscar Mayer tune. I picked this up at the Fox Inn, where a dirty old man sings dirty old songs and gulps down beer at incredible rates: My boyfriend has a first name, It's P-E-T-E-R My boyfriend has a second name, It's P-E-N-I-S I love to eat him every day, And if you ask me why I'll say... Cuz Peter Penis has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A. My girlfriend has a first name, It's J-U-I-C-Y My girlfriend has a second name, It's P-U-S-S-Y I love to eat her every day, And if you ask me why I'll say... Cuz Juicy Pussy has a way with my C-O-C-K today. I trust I have offended everyone. Scott R. Turner UCLA Computer Science Department 3531 Boelter Hall, Los Angeles, CA 90024 ARPA: srt@UCLA-LOCUS.ARPA UUCP: ...!{cepu,ihnp4,trwspp,ucbvax}!ucla-cs!srt