Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekred.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!mhuxh!mhuxi!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!tekred!ronbe From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Porches Message-ID: <231@tekred.UUCP> Date: Fri, 8-Feb-85 04:13:00 EST Article-I.D.: tekred.231 Posted: Fri Feb 8 04:13:00 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 9-Feb-85 09:21:49 EST Organization: Tektronix, Redmond OR Lines: 17 A bum comes to the rich man's house and asks if there's any work he can do to earn some money. At first the rich man is going to send him away, but then he changes his mind and tells the bum he'll give him $5 to paint his porch. The bum agrees. The rich man tells the bum the paint and porch are in the back, and he will pay him when he's finished. Later the bum comes to the door again and informs the rich man that he is finished. The rich man pays him. As the bum is leaving he says, "You know, that wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari". -- _____ Ron Bemis / o o \ Support Bacteria - Tektronix | \___/ | It's the only culture Redmond, OR \_____/ Some people have!