Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!psuvax1!burdvax!sjuvax!iannucci From: iannucci@sjuvax.UUCP (iannucci) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Egg joke Message-ID: <841@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 12-Feb-85 15:29:59 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.841 Posted: Tue Feb 12 15:29:59 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 14-Feb-85 02:51:36 EST Reply-To: iannucci@sjuvax.UUCP (iannucci) Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA. Lines: 15 >> >> An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: >> if gets laid once; it gets eaten once. > >It also has to come in a box with a dozen others >bjones And the only person who will sit on its face is its mother. -- David J. Iannucci (the dirty vicar) St. Joseph's University {allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!iannucci Philadelphia "A witty saying proves nothing. " --Voltaire =============================================================================