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From: lesley@garfield.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Garfield strikes again
Message-ID: <1525@garfield.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 22-Aug-84 08:16:50 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 22 08:16:50 1984
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 All the world's a cookie jar.
 All the men and women merely crumbs.
 I happen to be the chocolate chip!!
					(I love Garfield!)

 I came across these in the fortune section,heh heh!

   In case of Nuclear attack,the federal ruling against prayer 
   will be temporarily suspended.

   The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional
   to the stupidity of the action.

   Show me a man who is a good loser and
   I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

   {The one and only          Why put off until tommorrow,
   { Lt. Suvak		      What you can do today,
   {utcsrgv!garfield!lesley   Because if you enjoy it today,
			      You can do it again tommorrow!!