Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxq.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!ihuxq!wberg From: wberg@ihuxq.UUCP (W. W. Berg) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Civil servant jokes (two, count 'em) Message-ID: <1107@ihuxq.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Aug-84 14:15:26 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxq.1107 Posted: Fri Aug 3 14:15:26 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 5-Aug-84 00:20:56 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 11 C< ................................................................ 1) In the EMR office on Booth ST. in Ottawa, someone once asked a secretary, "How many people work here ?", and was told, "About half." 2) The Canadian government once built a moon rocket called the "Civil Servant", named for the fact that it wouldn't work and they couldn't fire it. "support mental health or I'll kill you" W. W. Berg ihnp4!ihuxq!wberg