Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!decwrl!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!gmf From: gmf@uvacs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Jack & Jill extended Message-ID: <1440@uvacs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 02:16:59 EDT Article-I.D.: uvacs.1440 Posted: Tue Aug 21 02:16:59 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 16-Aug-84 03:24:20 EDT Lines: 29 [tacks] Recent plays on Jack & Jill have motivated this extended version, suitable for soap opera. Jack and Jill went up a hill To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill came tumbling after. Jack on Jill produced a thrill When on the ground he got her, Then went down and told the town He tumbled Jill and gaffed her. Jack to Jill thus did such ill That Jill, to pay the rotter, Told the town Jack's crown broke down When he set out to shaft her. Jack and Jill have split the bill Since Jack led Jill to totter. Half the town deals Jill a frown And half greets Jack with laughter. Gordon Fisher