Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 7/1/84; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!seismo!rlgvax!dave From: dave@rlgvax.UUCP (Dave Maxey) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Gifts Men Like Message-ID: <35@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Aug-84 03:47:23 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.35 Posted: Fri Aug 3 03:47:23 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 5-Aug-84 05:25:34 EDT References: <458@ubc-visi.UUCP> <50800001@hpfclo.UUCP> <638@teltone.UUCP> Organization: CCI Office Systems Group, Reston, VA Lines: 17 Need a gift for your favourite male of the day??!?!?! Hey, no problem! Try the new R--co Veggie Smasher(tm)!!! It slices, it dices and sharpens too! Makes a great vibrator, and, boy can it catch fish!!! And, if you act now, you also get this complete collected works of Slim Plims Handy Helper books. Includes "How to Read the Comics and Understand Their Relationship to Zen Buddism" and "Understanding the Thickening of the Plot of 'Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary'". So you don't forget, call before midnight. Operator's are on duty, now. The number to call is 1-800-555-1212. Call now! That number again is 1-800-555-1212....... Um... sorry. I guess I got carried away. :-). - Dave Maxey (alias tbm) {seismo,mcnc,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!dave p.s. I really do have a suggestion. Love, in various quantities.