Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdccs6!loral!simard From: simard@loral.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Hijacker joke Message-ID: <320@loral.UUCP> Date: Fri, 27-Jul-84 13:19:43 EDT Article-I.D.: loral.320 Posted: Fri Jul 27 13:19:43 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 21:05:56 EDT Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA Lines: 12 [Do not write in this space] A dark, bearded man forced his way into the cockpit of an airliner and demanded: "Fly me to Havana, then Algiers, then Tripoli and back!" The pilot asked, "I can undersand you wanting to fly somewhere, but why fly back?" The hijacker replied, "I don't want to go anywhere; I just want the miles for my frequent flyer program!" -- Ray Simard Loral Instrumentation, San Diego {ucbvax, ittvax!dcdwest}!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!loral!simard