Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.14 $; site uiucdcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!kaufman From: kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Make Up Little Susie - (nf) Message-ID: <26600099@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Aug-84 12:40:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.26600099 Posted: Mon Aug 20 12:40:00 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 21-Aug-84 07:18:23 EDT Lines: 31 Nf-ID: #N:uiucdcs:26600099:000:1222 Nf-From: uiucdcs!kaufman Aug 20 11:40:00 1984 #N:uiucdcs:26600099:000:1222 uiucdcs!kaufman Aug 20 11:40:00 1984 [sung to the tune of Wake Up Little Susie] Make up, little Susie, Make up! Make up, little Susie, make up! Your blind date is today; go find your Mary Kays. It's eight o'clock, your face is bare, and there'll be hell to pay ... Make up, little Susie! Make up, little Susie! Oh! What're you gonna tell your girlfriends? What're you gonna tell the boys? What're you gonna tell the Jews when they say "Oy Oy Oy!" Make up, little Susie! Make up, little Susie! We told your date that he would like your face But Susie baby, it looks like a disgrace. Make up, little Susie; we've gotta go out. Make up, little Susie, Make up! Make up, little Susie, make up! Put on a little blush. On you he'll have a crush. He'll soon be here, don't let it smear; you're in too much of a rush! Make up, little Susie! Make up, little Susie! Oh! What're you gonna tell your girlfriends? What're you gonna tell the boys? What're you gonna tell the Jews when they say "Oy Oy Oy!" Make up, little Susie! Make up, little Susie! We told your date that he would like your face But Susie baby, it looks like a disgrace. Make up, little Susie; we've gotta go out. --------- From the everly parodious mind of: Ken Kaufman (uiucdcs!kaufman)