Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 From: walt2@ihuxl.UUCP (Walt Kurszewski) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: ZZZ... Message-ID: <1255@ihuxl.UUCP> Date: Sat, 28-Jul-84 18:25:39 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxl.1255 Posted: Sat Jul 28 18:25:39 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 30-Jul-84 00:08:13 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 70 3,000 lines of net.singles and this is the only good article I find: >Mr. XXX: > >You are a nice guy but you have some disgusting habits. Maybe you >don't realize it, so I am telling you about them. If you care about >other people at all, and care what they think of you, and have >any self-respect, > >WHY DON'T YOU: > >1) Keep your pants from slipping. Nobody likes to look at your big >hairy ass. (Do YOU like to look at other people's?) Show some respect >for others, wear a belt (or better yet, suspenders), and maybe >some ladies won't be quite as disgusted by your appearance. > >2) Wash. Your hair is often disgustingly greasy, and you always smell >pretty bad. If you don't use a deodorant, start, if you do, change brands, >it doesn't work. You should be taking a shower every morning. > >3) Tuck in your shirt, straighten your collar. Brush your teeth. >Use mouthwash. Clean your finger nails. (stop chewing on them). > >Well, perhaps you like the way you are. But in case you didn't know >how you appeared to other people, I thought I'd let you know. If you >cleaned yourself up a little, I guarantee your relationships with >other people will soon improve. > I define a good article as entertaining or informative. I can't stand the petty arguments that go on in net.singles. If you're just going to argue like like adolesent children then do it by mail. I also can't stand the "gosh I'm so worthless" articles. Like: "Oh I'm so pathetic. I want to meet girls 'cause I'm soooo lonely. I fantasize about fucking their brains out but I'm so religious that I just know god would make my penis fall off if I did. Oh POOOOOOOR, POOOOOOOOR, PITIFUL ME! What can I do?" Another waste: "I'm going to be in Bare Ass Beach the weekend of October 20, anyone care to cater to my every whim?" Who cares! If you want a tour of the place have your travel agent reccommend a tour guide. I don't think eveyone on the net needs to know where you'll be on Oct. 20. Signiture lines: AT THE SOUND OF THE TONE...From the nauseating cave of the Plaid Warlock... [a peace sign]...[a dog house] Grow up folks. The least you can do is fake being an adult. In conclusion, to sum up my feelings on net.singles: ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ... ... ... Z Z Z ... ... ... ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ... ... ... Walt Kurszewski ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2