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From: pang@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASJ (Yet Another Sick Joke) 
Message-ID: <647@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 2-Aug-84 17:32:12 EDT
Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.647
Posted: Thu Aug  2 17:32:12 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 5-Aug-84 01:07:15 EDT
Organization: UCLA CS Dept.
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[Here's the BEEP!]
Due to popular demand, here's another sick joke for
all you sick people.

<< This one heard in my undergraduate Economics class
<< where the professor required everybody to tell at 
<< least one joke over the semester. (To pass the time, I guess)


	Gjb tvey sevraqf jrer qvfphffvat gurve frk yvsr 
jvgu rnpu bgure.  Gur svefg tvey jnf fnlvat ubj fur rawblrq 
vg jura ure oblsevraq svatref ure.  Fur nfxrq gur frpbaq 
tvey jurgure fur rire gevrq vg be abg.  Gur frpbaq tvey
fnvq ab, naq nfxrq sbe fbzr gvcf nf gb ubj ure oblsevraq
fubhyq tb nobhg qbvat vg.

	Ba gur frpbaq qnl, gur gjb tveyf unq n pung ntnva.
"Fb, ubj jnf vg?" nfxrq gur svefg tvey.  
"V unir ab vqrn ubj lbh rawblrq vg ng nyy" rkpynvzrq gur
frpbaq tvey.  "Vg jnf gur zbfg ubeevoyr rkcrevrapr V
rire unq.  V jnf oyrrqvat naq rirelguvat nsgre jr qvq vg"
Gur svefg tvey nfxrq: "Jul, jub vf lbhe oblsevraq?"
Frpbaq tvey nafjref: "Pncgnva Ubbx".



-- Alex Pang
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