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From: danny@itm.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A (rather late) Groucho Story
Message-ID: <197@itm.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-Aug-84 12:40:46 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug  1 12:40:46 1984
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[GET IT OFF!]

    Groucho was visiting Rome, walking along the street, starting
to unwrap a 50 cent cigar; a real nice cigar, right?  Well, just
then, someone bumped him from behind, and he dropped the cigar into
a mud puddle.  "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.  He turned around to
see who the culprit was...it was two priests!

    Making the first move, the priest who had bumped Groucho reached
into the folds of his robe, produced an expensive cigar, and out-
Groucho'ed Groucho with the line:

    "Congratulations! You just said the Secret Woid!"

-- 
				Daniel S. Cox
				(akgua!itm!danny)