Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!ihuxb!crouch From: crouch@ihuxb.UUCP (jfc) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.flame Subject: RE. American sportscasting sucks Message-ID: <791@ihuxb.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-Aug-84 12:48:57 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxb.791 Posted: Tue Aug 7 12:48:57 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Aug-84 19:44:11 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 22 Mr. London, I have read your articles posted to net.flame, and would like to offer the following arguments for your side of the discussion. 1.) MY DADDY CAN WHIP YOUR DADDY. I'll admit this is not too strong, but it's about on a par with anything offered so far. 2.) Any insult that starts with "YOUR MOTHER". This tends to get almost anyone going. 3.) If all else fails you might try "I'm going to tell Dad", My children use this one a lot and it seems to work for them. I will not get into this any farther. Ther is an old saying "NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL, PEOPLE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE" J.F.CROUCH AT&T BELL LABS NAPERVILLE,IL.