Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!akgua!mcnc!unc!merzbach From: merzbach@unc.UUCP (Matthew Merzbacher) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Psychiatrist Joke Message-ID: <7524@unc.UUCP> Date: Wed, 15-Aug-84 11:31:45 EDT Article-I.D.: unc.7524 Posted: Wed Aug 15 11:31:45 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 19-Aug-84 02:52:58 EDT Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill Lines: 12 [Ye olde Sacrificial Line] A man walked into the psychiatrists office and said, "Doc, I have a terrible problem. Half of the time I think I'm a teepee, and the other half of the time, I think I'm a wigwam". The doctor looked him over and said, "It's really a very simple problem. You're too tense." (If you don't get it, I feel sorry for you - perhaps you should read it aloud or have a friend read it to you. If you still don't get it, then maybe you should unsubscribe to net.jokes) Matthew Merzbacher unc!merzbach