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From: heahd@tellab1.UUCP (Dan Wood)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: re newsflash (to all pedantic net experts)
Message-ID: <385@tellab1.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 09:39:39 EDT
Article-I.D.: tellab1.385
Posted: Tue Aug 21 09:39:39 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 22-Aug-84 01:35:28 EDT
Organization: Tellabs, Inc., Lisle, Ill.
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I'm so sorry. You're absolutely right. I'm not worthy to be the dirt beneath 
your feet. Even though I am but a stain on the face of the earth who's mere
existence serves only to disgust your Eminence, you have seen fit to kneel down
to bestow your ineffable wisdom on this degenerate mound of mongrel excrement! 
You have breathed the nectar of your words on this congealed puddle of putrefied
pigeon puke in order to provide me with the enlightenment of your infinite and 
beneficent knowledge. 

I will immediately flog myself with a barbed-wire cat-o-nine tails while sit-
ting on a red hot vertical railroad spike so that your Highness will not have 
to dirty himself by repeating your words of wisdom to this maggot eaten rat 
corpse. 

I remain your most humble and obedient servant 
(even though I am not worthy of such a great honor) 
 
"You won't have Dick 
Nixon to kick around
anymore."
R.M. Nixon

DW @ ...!ihnp4!tellab1!heahd