Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sask.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!ihnp4!alberta!sask!stern From: stern@sask.UUCP (Bill Stern) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Ugly jokes Message-ID: <78@sask.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Aug-84 13:39:05 EDT Article-I.D.: sask.78 Posted: Mon Aug 20 13:39:05 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 21-Aug-84 00:34:11 EDT Organization: U of Saskatchewan, Canada Lines: 33 This is a request for help. I have some real ugly friends and have a need to insult them. Please, if you have any ugly jokes, could you post them here. Thanks a million. And now for a joke, What is the difference between a pregnant girlfriend and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb!