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From: mikel@bmcg.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Clean but bad jokes
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Date: Tue, 14-Aug-84 10:58:51 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 14 10:58:51 1984
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[Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...]


How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.  One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other
screws the bulb into the watter faucet.


Why do they have artificial turf at the University of Nebraska Stadium?
So the cheerleaders won't graze at halftime.


What is the last thing a Kansas stripper takes off?
Her bowling shoes.


What do they call the alphabet in Indiana?
The impossible dream.


Why did the crustacean divorce her husband?
He was an old crab.


What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Take a cod, any cod.


What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of?
Feet.


Knock, knock.  Who's there?  Despair. Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.


What would you have if your canary got caught in your lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.

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