Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site mako.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!houxm!hogpc!houti!ariel!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!orca!mako!riks From: riks@mako.UUCP Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re:Corn FLakes Message-ID: <255@mako.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-Aug-84 17:09:46 EDT Article-I.D.: mako.255 Posted: Mon Aug 13 17:09:46 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Aug-84 00:33:56 EDT References: <2189@ihnss.UUCP> Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 17 Gee, I've found that corn flakes do a fine job of inhibiting the sex drive. It all depends on what you do with them. Sprinkle a few under the covers and see if you get 'any'. Worse yet, wet them with milk first. OK, OK. I won't be ridiculous. Why do you suppose that when people go out for a romantic dinner they have things like salad, poached halibut, lovers' eggplant, or sirloin steak, but hardly ever cornflakes? That's right: it's too close to bedtime. And why else would people eat them in the morning before going to work? They want to avoid having inappropriate urges at inopportune times. (like lusting after the boss during status reports) The effects wear off in a few hours so a breakfast of cornflakes should not inhibit your performance that evening. Rik Smoody