Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-h Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:ab3 From: ab3@pucc-h (Rich Kulawiec) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Another Real Polish Joke Message-ID: <931@pucc-h> Date: Mon, 13-Aug-84 16:02:45 EDT Article-I.D.: pucc-h.931 Posted: Mon Aug 13 16:02:45 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Aug-84 00:37:51 EDT Organization: Purdue, THE Indiana University Lines: 38 (For those not aware: ZOMO is the acronym for Poland's riot police; they're sort of like National Guard, except that they're even better at bashing in the heads of innocent people.) ______________________________ Why do the ZOMO's always travel in three's? One reads, one writes, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals. ______________________________ A ZOMO officer on his day off goes mushroom-hunting in a forest with his wife. He sees a single large mushroom poking through the grass. The officer orders the mushroom to tell him where his fellow mushrooms are hiding, and when it doesn't answer, he pummels it with a stick. His wife is shocked. "Why did you do that?" she asks. Says the ZOMO officer: "I was provoked." ______________________________ Two ZOMO officers are on patrol. Ten minutes before the 11 p.m. curfew, they stop a bike rider and ask him to show identification. One officer looks at it, then pulls out his gun and shoots the cyclist. "Why did you shoot him?" his colleague asks. "I know where he lives," the officer says, "and he never would have made it home by curfew." ______________________________ -- ---Rsk UUCP: { decvax, icalqa, ihnp4, inuxc, sequent, uiucdcs } !pur-ee!rsk { decwrl, hplabs, icase, psuvax1, siemens, ucbvax } !purdue!rsk I like to drink and dance all night, Comes to a fix, not afraid to fight, You got that, right?