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From: ivy@ihuxt.UUCP
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Subject: Here she is ... Miss America
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Date: Thu, 26-Jul-84 14:50:59 EDT
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( 1 - 2 - 3 ...   GOLLY! )

The Pageant board certainly came down heavily enough on Vanessa!
So who is the Mr. Tough Guy image for, anyway?
Junior Vice Squad?  Felony Patrol? ???

If these guys were competent, REAL managers,
they would not have so simply dismissed Miss America;
they would have offered her a lateral transfer to Miss D'Meenier.

JJ Ivy