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From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: english
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Date: Fri, 10-Aug-84 12:24:31 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 10 12:24:31 1984
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[Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me once again; it's been
 a rong, rong time!]

One of my favorites, which I quote as closely as memory serves, is
from a Japanese hotel room, posted on the heater/air conditioner unit:

	HEATES AND COOLES

	If you desire, please control yourself.


-- 
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[     I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet     ]
[                                                               ]

Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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