Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site bmcg.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!bmcg!mikel From: mikel@bmcg.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Groaner Message-ID: <1238@bmcg.UUCP> Date: Thu, 16-Aug-84 11:59:53 EDT Article-I.D.: bmcg.1238 Posted: Thu Aug 16 11:59:53 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 19-Aug-84 02:42:45 EDT Organization: Burroughs Corporation, San Diego Lines: 18 [Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...] A man walks into a bar and orders two martinis: one from himself, one for his poodle. This continues for several nights until, one night, the poodle comes in alone and tells the bartender: "My master isn't feeling well tonight so perhaps you could give me my martini and he'll pay you for it tomorrow." The bartender agrees and serves the dog. The next night the man and his poodle enter the bar and the man says: "Thank you for being so kind to my poodle. I've bought you a little gift." The bartender open a gift box and finds a large live lobster. "Oh thank you, sir," the bartender says. "I'll take it home to dinner." "No-o," the man replies. "She's already had dinner. I'd suggest you take her to a movie instead." |-}