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From: dave@rlgvax.UUCP (Dave Maxey)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Gifts Men Like
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Date: Fri, 3-Aug-84 03:47:23 EDT
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Need a gift for your favourite male of the day??!?!?! Hey, no problem! Try
the new R--co Veggie Smasher(tm)!!! It slices, it dices and sharpens too!

Makes a great vibrator, and, boy can it catch fish!!! And, if you act now,
you also get this complete collected works of Slim Plims Handy Helper books.
Includes "How to Read the Comics and Understand Their Relationship to Zen
Buddism" and "Understanding the Thickening of the Plot of 'Webster's Ninth
New Collegiate Dictionary'". So you don't forget, call before midnight.
Operator's are on duty, now. The number to call is 1-800-555-1212. Call
now! That number again is 1-800-555-1212.......

Um... sorry. I guess I got carried away. :-).

			- Dave Maxey (alias tbm)
			{seismo,mcnc,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!dave

p.s. I really do have a suggestion. Love, in various quantities.