Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site bmcg.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!decwrl!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!bmcg!mikel From: mikel@bmcg.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Aerospace Message-ID: <1116@bmcg.UUCP> Date: Mon, 23-Jul-84 08:27:37 EDT Article-I.D.: bmcg.1116 Posted: Mon Jul 23 08:27:37 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 19:47:06 EDT Organization: Burroughs Corporation, San Diego Lines: 19 Four aerospace workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. A USBI worker who said his dog could do math calculating, called his dog, named "T-Square", and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The Rockwell worker said he thought his dog was better. His dog named "Slide Rule" was told to go fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide them into four piles of three, witch Slide Rule did with no problem. A Martin worker said "That was good," but he felt his dog was much better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces in a ten quart glass. The dog did this with the greatest of ease. All three agreed this was very good and that all of the dogs were smart. They turned to the NASA worker and said "What can your dog do?". The NASA worker called his dog "Coffee Break" over and said "Show these fellows what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Work- mans Compensation and left for home on sick leave.