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From: ab3@pucc-h (Rich Kulawiec)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another Real Polish Joke
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Date: Mon, 13-Aug-84 16:02:45 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 13 16:02:45 1984
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	(For those not aware: ZOMO is the acronym for Poland's riot police;
they're sort of like National Guard, except that they're even better at bashing
in the heads of innocent people.)

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	Why do the ZOMO's always travel in three's?

	One reads, one writes, and the third keeps an eye on the two
intellectuals.

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	A ZOMO officer on his day off goes mushroom-hunting in a forest with
his wife.  He sees a single large mushroom poking through the grass.  The
officer orders the mushroom to tell him where his fellow mushrooms are hiding,
and when it doesn't answer, he pummels it with a stick.  His wife is shocked.
"Why did you do that?" she asks.  Says the ZOMO officer: "I was provoked."

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	Two ZOMO officers are on patrol.  Ten minutes before the 11 p.m. curfew,
they stop a bike rider and ask him to show identification.  One officer looks
at it, then pulls out his gun and shoots the cyclist.  "Why did you shoot him?"
his colleague asks.  "I know where he lives," the officer says, "and he never
would have made it home by curfew."

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-- 
---Rsk

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I like to drink and dance all night,
Comes to a fix, not afraid to fight,
You got that, right?