Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxj.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!ihuxj!amra From: amra@ihuxj.UUCP (Steven L. Aldrich) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Long Hair Improves Life Expectancy! Message-ID: <655@ihuxj.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 00:08:20 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxj.655 Posted: Tue Aug 21 00:08:20 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Aug-84 06:49:04 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 28 Here's an interesting tid bit of info...... Scientist Proves Long, Unkempt Hair Beneficial To Health! Professor Henry L. Cranston, of the University of Southern North Carolina, spoke out today in support of long hair. In an address before the staid Alumni Association of U.S.N.C., Prof. Cranston claimed that he possesses indisputable proof that life is actually prolonged by long, straggly hair. The professor based his claim on his forty-year study of the Long-Haired Alaskan Musk Ox, an animal native to the Northern- -most Polar Zones. "Just suppose the Musk Ox had short hair", Prof. Cranston suggested. "The poor things would freeze to death!" From the shaggy terminal of: Steve Aldrich (ihnp4!ihuxj!amra) P.S. "Old Flower Children Never Die,.... They Just Go To Seed!" BTW; Today (08-15-84) is the 15th anniversary of the Woodstock Music Festival!