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From: lincoln@eosp1.UUCP (Dick Lincoln)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The "Goose Mother Rhymes" (rot13)
Message-ID: <1053@eosp1.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Aug-84 12:10:32 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 10 12:10:32 1984
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Gur erprag fhozvfvba bs n fyvtugyl bss-pbybe "Wnpx naq Wvyy" yvzrevpx
erzvaqrq zr bs gur jubyr frg bs gehyl srrygul irefvbaf bs Zbgure Tbbfr
eulzrf gung svefg pnzr nebhaq nobhg 30 lrnef ntb.  Gurl bsgra pbagnvarq
nzhfvat ohgpurevat bs irefr naq zrgre.  Fvapr zbfg bs lbh ner gbb lbhat
gb erzrzore gurz, urer ner gubfr V erpnyy.

     Wnpx na Wvyy jrag hc gur uvyy.
     Wvyy jrag qbja,
     Wnpx pnzr.

     Wnpx or avzoyr, Wnpx or dhvpx.
     Wnpx whzcrq bire gur pnaqyr fgvpx
     Naq oheag uvf onyyf.

     Byq Zbgure Uhooneq jrag gb gur phcobneq
     Gb srgpu ure cbbe qbt n obar.
     Ohg jura fur orag bire,
     Ebire ur qebir ure,
     'Pnhfr ur unq n obar bs uvf bja.   

     Yvggyr Zvff Zhssrg fng ba n ghssrg,
     Rngvat ure pheqf naq jurl.
     Nybat pnzr n fcvqre
     Naq ovg ure evtug va gur fangpu.

     Uhzcgl Qhzcgl fng ba n jnyy,
     Uhzcgl Qhzcgl unq n terng snyy.
     Nyy gur xvat'f ubefrf
     Naq nyy gur xvat'f zra
     Rng fuvg.

     Znel unq n yvggyr jngpu,
     Fur fjnyybjrq vg bar qnl.
     Naq fb fur gbbx fbzr Rk-Ynk
     Gb cnff gur gvzr njnl.
     Ohg jura fur gbbx gur Rk-Ynk
     Gur gvzr vg qvq abg cnff.
     Fb jura lbh jnag gb xabj gur gvzr
     Whfg ybbx hc Znel'f ... hapyr, ur unf n jngpu, gbb.

     Zvfgerff Znel, dhvgr pbagenel,
     Ubj qbrf lbhe tneqra tebj.
     "Jvgu fvyire oryyf naq pbpxyr furyyf,
     "Naq bar shpxrq hc crghavn."

     Fvat n fbat bs fvkcrapr,
     N cbpxrg shyy bs elr.
     Sbhe naq gjragl oynpxoveqf,
     Onxrq va n cvr.
     Naq jura gur cvr jnf bcrarq,
     Gur oveqf ortna gb CCVVFF, naq FFUUVVGG, naq SSHHPPXX!