Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-vax4!lambert From: lambert@vax4.DEC Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: "Compleat" list of (unclean) limericks, part 2 (long; ROT13)] Message-ID: <3070@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 2-Aug-84 12:05:12 EDT Article-I.D.: decwrl.3070 Posted: Thu Aug 2 12:05:12 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 3-Aug-84 02:19:07 EDT Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 650 <13> Juvyr Gvgvna jnf zvkvat ebfr znqqre Uvf zbqry nfpraqrq gur ynqqre Ure cbfvgvba gb gvgvna Fhttrfgrq pbvgvba Fb ur zbhagrq gur ynqqre naq unq ure Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey sebz Arj Lbex Jub cyhttrq hc ure dhvz jvgu n pbex N jbbqcrpxre be gjb Znqr gur tenqr, vg vf gehr, Ohg vg gbgnyyl onssyrq gur fgbex. N oebxra-qbja uneybg anzrq Ghccf Jnf urneq gb pbasrff va ure phcf: "Gur urvtug bs zl sbyyl Jnf qvqqyvat n pbyyvr- Ohg V tbg n avpr cevpr sbe gur chcf."Gurer'f na birefrkrq ynql anzrq Julgr Jub vafvfgf ba n qbmra n avtug. N sryybj anzrq Purqqne Unq gur oenfuarff gb jrq ure- Uvf punapr bs fheiviny vf fyvtug. N fpnaqny vaibyivat na blfgre Frag gur Pbhagrff bs Pyrjf gb n pybvfgre Fur cersreerq vg, va orq, Gb gur pbhag (fb fur fnvq) 'Pnhfr vg'f ybatre naq fgebatre naq zbvfgre. Ba gur oernfgf bs n uneybg sebz Lnyr Jnf gngbbrq gur cevpr bs ure gnvy Naq ba ure oruvaq, Sbe gur fnxr bs gur oyvaq, Jnf gur fnzr vasbezngvba va Oenvyyr. Fnvq gur aha nf gur ovfubc jvguqerj, "Guvf zhfg or bhe svany nqvrh, Sbe gur ivpne vf fyvpxre, Naq guvpxre, naq dhvpxre, Naq gjb vapurf ybatre guna lbh." Gurer jnf n lbhat zna anzrq Yncynpr Jubfr onyyf jrer znqr bhg bs fcha tynff. Jura gurl onatrq gbtrgure Gurl cynlrq "Fgbezl Jrngure" Naq yvtugavat fubg bhg bs uvf nff. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna anzrq Xahgr Jub unq jnegf nyy bire uvf ebbg. Ur chg npvq ba gurfr Naq abj jura ur crrf, Ur svatref gur guvat yvxr n syhgr. N fjrrgurneg anzrq Grerfn Neqra Jrag qbja ba ure ornh va gur tneqra. Ur fnvq, "Tbbq ybeq, Grff, Qba'g fjnyybj gung zrff " Naq fur ercyvrq, "Hyc, ort lbhe cneqba?" Na nznmba tvnagrff anzrq Qhaar Yrg n zvqtrg fperj ure sbe sha. Ohg gur cbbe yvggyr ehag Jnf rathysrq va ure phag Naq er-obea nf gur gjva bs uvf fba. N sehfgengrq ynql anzrq Nyvpr Hfrq n qlanzvgr fgvpx sbe n cunyyhf. Gurl sbhaq ure intvan Va Abegu Pnebyvan Naq ovgf bs ure gvgf jrer va Qnyynf. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Jurryvat Jub unq n crphyvne srryvat. Fur ynvq ba ure onpx Naq gvpxyrq ure penpx Naq cvffrq nyy bire gur prvyvat. N pyrire lbhat zna anzrq Rhtrar Vairagrq n wnpx-bss znpuvar. Ba gur gjragl-guveq fgebxr Gur tbqqnz guvat oebxr Naq orng obgu uvf onyyf gb n pernzr. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna sebz Enpvar Jub vairagrq n shpxvat znpuvar. Pbapnir be pbairk, Vg freirq rvgure frk, Ohg bu jung n ovgpu gb xrrc pyrna. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna sebz Enatbba Jub hfrq gb ynzrag 'arngu gur zbba Gung ur unq gur yhpx Gb or obea bs n shpx Gung jnf fpencrq bss gur furrgf jvgu n fcbba. Gur npebongf - Gbz naq Ybhvfr- Qb na npg va gur ahqr ba gurve xarrf. Gurl penjy qbja gur nvfyr Juvyr fperjvat qbt-fglyr, Nf gur bepurfgen cynlf Xvyzre'f "Gerrf." "Jryy, V gbbx lbhe nqivpr, Qbp", fnvq Xabcc, "Naq gbyq zl jvsr gb gel vg ba gbc. Fur obhaprq sbe na ubhe, Gvyy fur ena bhg bs cbjre, Naq gur xvqf, jub'q tebja oberq, znqr hf fgbc." N terrql lbhat ynql sebz Fvqarl Yvxrq vg va hc gb ure xvqarl, Gvyy n zna sebz Dhrorp Fubirq vg hc gb ure arpx-- Ur ernyyl qvqqyrq ure, qvqa' ur? Sbe gur fberf ba uvf cevpx ur hfrq Qvny. Gung snvyrq; ur tnir Ynin n gevny. Ohg gur bar erzrql Sbe pbagntvbhf I.Q. Vf gur jbaqre qeht fhysn-qravny. N phgr yvggyr gjrec sebz Fnzbn Unq n pbpx bs bar vapu naq ab zbn. Vg jnf tbbq sbe xrlubyrf Naq qrohgnagrf' crrubyrf Ohg abg jbegu n qnza ba n jubn. N yhfgl lbhat znvq sebz Frnggyr Tbg cyrnfher ol fyrrcvat jvgu pnggyr; Gvyy fur sbhaq n ohyy Jub svyyrq ure fb shyy Vg znqr obgu ure binevrf enggyr. Va gur tneqra bs Rqra ynl Nqnz, Pbzcynpragyl fgebxvat uvf znqnz Naq ybhq jnf uvf zvegu Sbe ba nyy bs gur rnegu Gurer jrer bayl gjb onyyf naq ur unq'rz. Gurer bapr jnf n ubeal byq ovgpu Jvgu n zbgbevmrq frys-sevttre juvpu Fur jbhyq hfr jvgu qryvtug Nyy qnl ybat naq nyy avtug - Gjragl ohpxf: Norepebzovr & Svgpu. Gur arj pvarzngvp rzcbevhz Vf abg whfg n fhcre-frafbevhz, Ohg n uvtuyl rssrpghny Urgrebfrkhny Zhghny znfgheongbevhz. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Qrivmrf, Jubfr onyyf jrer bs qvssrerag fvmrf. Bar jnf fb fznyy, Vg jnf abguvat ng nyy; Gur bgure gbbx ahzrebhf cevmrf. N gnyragrq tvey sebz Qrgebvg Pbhyq shpx lbh va jnlf dhvgr nqebvg. Fur pbhyq fdhrrmr ure intvan Gb n cva-cbvag be svare Be bcra vg bhg yvxr n dhbvg. Gurer jnf n lbhat eblny znevar, Jub gevrq gb sneg "Tbq Fnir gur Dhrra". Jura ur ernpurq gur fbcenab Bhg pnzr bayl thnab Naq uvf oevgpurf jrera'g svg gb or frra. Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey bs Fcvgmoretra, Jubfr crbcyr nyy gubhtug ure n ivetva, Gvyy gurl sbhaq ure va orq Jvgu ure gjng irel erq, Naq gur urnq bs n xvq whfg rzretva'. Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey sebz Fnzbn Jub cyrqtrq gung ab zna jbhyq xabj ure. Bar lbhat sryybj gevrq, Ohg fur jevttyrq nfvqr, Naq ur fcvyyrq nyy uvf fcrezngbmbn. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Jlyqr Jub xrcg urefrys dhvgr haqrsvyrq Ol guvaxvat bs Wrfhf; Pbagntvbhf qvfrnfrf; Naq gur obgure bs univat n puvyq. Gung anhtugl byq Fnccub bs Terrpr Fnvq: "Jung V cersre gb n cvrpr Vf gb unir zl chqraqn Ehoorq uneq ol gur raqn Gur yvggyr cvax abfr bs zl avrpr." <12gu yrggre> Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Abejnl Jub uhat ol ure urryf va n qbbejnl. Fur gbyq ure lbhat zna, "Trg bss gur qvina, V guvax V'ir qvfpbirerq bar zber jnl " Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey jub ortng Guerr onovrf anzrq Ang, Cng naq Gng. G'jnf sha va gur oerrqvat Ohg uryy va gur srrqvat Jura fur sbhaq gurer'f ab gvg sbe Gng. N ohfl lbhat ynql anzrq Tybevn Jnf unq ol Fve Trenyq qh Znhevre Naq gura ol fvk zra, Fve Trenyq ntnva, Naq gur onaq ng gur Jnyqbes-Nfgbevn. Bu cvgl gur cevapr, Zbagrmhzn Ur gevrq gb znxr ybir gb n chzn. Frrzf gur chzn, va cynl, Gber uvf grfgrf njnl - - Na rknzcyr bs navzny uhzn. N pnhgvbhf lbhat sryybj anzrq Ybqtr Unq frngorygf vafgnyyrq va uvf Qbqtr. Jura uvf qngr jnf fgenccrq va, Ur pbzzvggrq n fva, Jvgubhg rira yrnivat uvf tebqtr. Gb uvf oevqr, fnvq gur funec rlrq qrgrpgvir, "Pna vg or gung zl rlrfvtug'f qrsrpgvir? Vf lbhe rnfg gvg gur yrnfg ovg Gur orfg bs lbhe jrfg gvg, Be vf vg n gevpx bs crefcrpgvir?" Gurer bapr jnf n ynql anzrq Zlegyr Jub unq na nssnve jvgu n ghegyr. Fur unq penof, fb gurl fnl, Va n lrne naq n qnl Juvpu cebirq gung gung ghegyr jnf sregvyr. Gurer bapr jnf n sryybj anzrq Oerjfgre Jub fnvq gb uvf jvsr, nf ur tbbfrq ure, "Vg hfrq gb or tenaq Ohg ybbx ng zl unaq Lbh'er abg jvcvat nf pyrna nf ln hfgre." N crghynag zna bapr fnvq, "Cvfu Lbhe phag vf nf ovt nf n qvfu." Fur ercyvrq, "Jul lbh sbby, Jvgu lbhe yvzc yvggyr gbby, Vg'f yvxr qevivat n cva jvgu n svfu." Gurer jnf na byq zna sebz Oratny Jub yvxrq gb qb gevpxf va gur unyy. Uvf snibevgr gevpx Jnf gb fgnaq ba uvf qvpx Juvyr ur ebyyrq nebhaq ba bar onyy. Gurer bapr jnf n sryybj anzrq Fjrrarl Jub fcvyyrq tva nyy bire uvf jrravr. Abg orvat hapbhgu, Ur nqqrq irezbhgu Naq fyvccrq uvf nzbhe n znegvav. Ba n pnaavony vfyr arne Znynlfvn Yvirf n ynql gurl pnyy Nanfgnfvn. Abg ehffvna ryvgr- Fur'f rntre gb rng Jungrire be jubrire ynlf ure. Gurer bapr jnf n znvq sebz Zbovyr Jubfr phag jnf znqr bs oyhr fgrry. Fur bayl tbg guevyyf Sebz carhzngvp qevyyf Naq na bss-pragrerq rzrel jurry. Gurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Srrarl Jubfr tvey jnf n greevoyr zrnal. Gur ungpu bs ure fangpu Unq n pngpu gung jbhyq yngpu - Fur pbhyq bayl or fperjrq ol Ubhqvav. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Jurryvat Jub pynvzrq gb ynpx frkhny srryvat. Ohg n plavp anzrq Obevf Whfg gbhpurq ure pyvgbevf Naq fur unq gb or fpencrq bss gur prvyvat. N znevar orvat frag gb Ubat Xbat Tbg n qbpgbe gb nygre uvf qbat. Ur fnvyrq bss jvgu n gbby Syng naq guva nf n ehyr - Jura ur tbg gurer ur sbhaq ur jnf jebat. Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey sebz Rnfg Ylaa Jubfr zbgure ( gb fnir ure sebz fva ) Unq svyyrq hc ure penpx Jvgu uneq-frggvat furyynp, Ohg gur oblf cvpxrq vg bhg jvgu n cva. Gurer jnf n lbhat tvey anzrq Fncuver Jub fhpphzorq gb ure ybiref qrfver. Fur fnvq, "Vg'f n fva, Ohg abj gung vg'f va, Pbhyq lbh fubir vg n srj vapurf uvture?" Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Aryyl Jubfr gvgf jbhyq wvttyr yvxr wryyl. Gurl pbhyq gvpxyr ure gjng Be or gvrq va n xabg, Naq pbhyq rira fjng syvrf ba ure oryyl. Gurer bapr jnf n tvey anzrq Cevfpvyyn Jubfr intvan jnf syniberq inavyyn. Gur gnfgr jnf fb svar Zna naq ornfg fgbbq va yvar (Vapyhqvat n fghq neznqvyyn). Gurer jnf na byq zna sebz Qhyhgu Jubfr pbpx jnf fubg bss va uvf lbhgu. Ur shpxrq jvgu uvf abfr Be uvf svatref naq gbrf Naq ur pnzr gueh n ubyr va uvf gbbgu. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Eurvzf Jub nznmvatyl cvffrq va sbhe fgernzf. N sevraq cbxrq nebhaq Naq n syl-ohggba sbhaq Ybqtrq gvtug va ure ubyr fb vg frrzf. Gurer jnf n lbhat fnvybe sebz Oevtugba Jub fnvq gb uvf oveq, "Lbh'er n gvtug'ha." Fur ercyvrq, "'Cba zl fbhy, Lbh'er va gur jebat ubyr Gurer'f cyragl bs ebbz va gur evtug'ha." Gurer jnf n tnl pbhagrff bs Oenl, Naq lbh znl guvax vg bqq jura V fnl, Gung va fcvgr bs uvtu fgngvba, Enax naq rqhpngvba, Fur nyjnlf fcryyrq phag jvgu n 'x'. Gurer jnf na byq zna bs Pbaanhtug Jubfr cevpx jnf erznexnoyl fubeg. Jura ur tbg vagb orq, Gur byq jbzna fnvq, "Guvf vfa'g n cevpx, vg'f n jneg " Gurer jnf n lbhat ynff sebz Fheng. Gur purrxf bs ure nff jrer fb sng Gung gurl unq gb or cnegrq Jurarire fur snegrq, Naq nyfb jurarire fur fung. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql bs Tnmn Jub funirq ure phag oner jvgu n enmbe. Gur penof, va n yhzc, Znqr genpxf gb ure ehzc - Guvf cnffvat cnenqr qvq nznmr ure. N qbpgbeny fghqrag sebz Ohpxvatunz Jebgr uvf gurfvf ba phagf naq ba shpxvat'rz. Ohg n qebcbhg sebz cnerr Gnhtug uvz Tnznuhpurr - fb ur nqqrq n sbbgabgr ba fhpxvat 'rz. Gurer jnf n lbhat jbzna bs Purnqyr, Jub bapr tnir gur pync gb n ornqyr. Fnvq fur, "Qbrf vg vgpu?" "Vg qbrf, lbh qnzarq ovgpu, Naq vg oheaf yvxr uryy-sver jura V crrqyr." Gurer jnf n cbbe cnefba sebz Tbevat, Jub znqr n fznyy ubyr va uvf sybbevat, She-yvarq vg nyy ebhaq, Gura ynvq ba gur tebhaq, Naq qrpynerq vg jnf purncre guna jubevat. N cbggre jub yvirq va Obzonl Bapr snfuvbarq n phag bhg bs pynl; Ohg gur urng bs uvf cevpx Xvyarq gur qnza guvat gb oevpx Naq punsrq nyy uvf sberfxva njnl. Ba gur cbepu bs n qhqr anzrq Ubengvb, Uvf tvey tbg n lra sbe sryyngvb. Nf fur fhpxrq ba uvf qvathf Ur gevrq phaavyvathf Ohg gur pbcf ena 'rz bss bs gung cngvb. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Pnyphggn, Jub gevrq gb jevgr "phag" ba n fuhggre. Jura ur tbg gb p-h, N cvbhf Uvaqbb Xabpxrq uvz nff-bire-urnq va gur thggre. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Obzonl Jub ohttrerq uvf qnq bapr n qnl. Ur fnvq, "V yvxr, engure, Shpxvat zl sngure -- Ur'f pyrna, naq gurer'f abguvat gb cnl." Gurer bapr jnf n sryybj anzrq Obo Jub va frkhny jnlf jnf n fabo. Bar qnl ur jnf fjvzzva' Jvgu gjryir anxrq jbzra Naq qrfregrq gurz nyy sbe n tbo. Na rkbgvp lbhat ynql anzrq Fhxv Bapr qnaprq va n gebhcr bs xnohxv Jura nfxrq sbe n shpx Fur fnvq, "Fbyyl, ab yhpx-- Frr urer: ybbxl ybbxl, ab ahxv " Bar riravat n theh unq pbvghf Jvgu na npgerff, n juber naq n cbrgrff. Jura nfxrq jung cbfvgvba Ur hfrq sbe pbvgvba, Ur nafjrerq freraryl, "gur ybrghf." N cvbhf lbhat ynql bs Puvpurfgre Znqr nyy bs gur fnvagf va gurve avpurf fgve Naq rnpu zbeavat ng zngva Ure oernfg va cvax fngva Znqr gur ovfubc bs Puvpurfgre'f oerrpurf fgve. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql ng frn Jub pbzcynvarq gung vg uheg ure gb crr. Fnvq gur oenjal byq zngr, "Gung nppbhagf sbe gur fgngr Bs gur pbbx naq gur pncgnva naq zr." Fnvq n cbeabtencuvfgvp lbhat cbrg "Nygubhtu V creuncf qb abg fubj vg, Zl vagrerfg va fva Vf jrnevat dhvgr guva, Naq V'yy fbba gryy gubfr shpxref gb fgbj vg." Gurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Tenag Jub jnf znqr yvxr gur frafvgvir cynag. Jura gurl nfxrq "Qb lbh shpx?" Ur ercyvrq, "Ab fhpu yhpx. V jbhyq vs V pbhyq, ohg V pna'g." Gurer jnf n lbhat zbax bs Qhaqrr Jub pbzcynvarq gung vg uheg uvz gb crr, Ur fnvq, "Cnk ibovfphz, Abj jul jba'g gur cvff pbzr? V'z nsenvq V'ir gur p-y-n-c." N cngurgvp byq znvq bs Obeqrnhk Sryy va ybir jvgu n qnfuvat lbhat ornh. Gb neerfg uvf ertneq Fur jbhyq fdhng va uvf lneq Naq ybatvatyl crr va gur farnhk. Gurer jnf n lbhat jbzna, dhvgr unaqfbzr, Jub tbg fghpx va n fyrrcvat ebbz genafbz. Jura fur bssrerq zhpu tbyq Sbe eryrnfr, fur jnf gbyq Gung gur ivrj jnf jbegu zber guna gur enafbz. Gurer jnf n lbhat zna sebz Oratny Jub pynvzrq ur unq bayl bar onyy, Ohg gjb yvggyr ovgpurf Chyyrq qbja guvf zna'f oerrpurf Naq cebirq ur unq abguvat ng nyy. Unir lbh urneq bs gubfr gebyybcf bs Ovezvatunz Naq gur fpnaqny gung'f pheeragyl pbapreavat'rz? Ubj gurl yvsg gur sebpx Naq gvpxyr gur pbpx Bs gur ovfubc juvyr ur jnf pbasvezvat 'rz? Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Jbbfgre Jub pbzcynvarq gung gbb znal zra tbbfgre. Fb fur genqrq ure fpnagvrf Sbe fnaqcncre cnagvrf, Abj gurl tbbfr ure zhpu yrff guna gurl hfrq 'gre. N jrnel byq yrpure anzrq Oybgg Gbbx n yhfpvbhf lbhat oybaq gb uvf lnpug. Gbb ynml gb encr ure, Ur znqr qnegf bhg bs cncre, Juvpu ur yrvfheryl gbffrq ng ure gjng. Na neebtnag jrapu sebz Fnyg Ynxr Yvxrq gb grnfr nyy gur oblf ba gur znxr. Fur jnf svanyyl gur cevmr Bs n zna gjvpr ure fvmr Naq nyy fur erpnyyf vf gur npur. N tvsgrq lbhat sryybj sebz Fcnegn Jnf jvqryl erabjarq nf n snegn'. Ur pbhyq sneg nalguvat Sebz "Bs Gurr V Fvat," Gb Orrgubira'f "Zbbayvtug Fbangn." N qrrc-guebngrq ivetva anzrq Arggl Jnf fhpxvat n pbpx ba gur wrggl. Fur fnvq, "Vg gnfgrf avpr, Zhpu orggre guna evpr, Gubhtu abg dhvgr nf tbbq nf fcnturggv." Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Ynxr Cynpvq Jubfr cevpx jnf yrgunetvp naq synppvq. Jura ur jnagrq gb fcbeg Ur jbhyq unir gb erfbeg Gb vawrpgvbaf bs fhycuhevp npvq. N pregnva lbhat furvx bs Nytvref Fnvq gb uvf unerz, "Zl qrnef, Gubhtu lbh znl guvax vg bqq bs zr, V'z gverq bs whfg fbqbzl Yrg'f gel fgenvtug shpxvat." (ybhq purref) Na nzovgvbhf ynql anzrq Uneevrg Bapr qernzrq fur jnf encrq va n punevbg Ol friragrra fnvybef N zbax naq guerr gnvybef, Zbunzzrq naq Whqnf Vfpnevbg. Gur byq nepurbybtvfg, Guebfgyr, Qvfpbirerq n zneirybhf sbffvy. Ur xarj sebz vgf oraq Naq gur xabg ba gur raq, G'jnf gur cravf bs Cnhy gur Ncbfgyr. "Jryy, znqnz," gur ovfubc qrpynerq, Juvyr gur ivpne whfg zhzoyrq naq fgnerq, "'Gjrer orggre, creuncf, Va gur pelcg be gur ncfr, Orpnhfr frk va gur anir zhfg or funerq." Gur xvatf bs Creh jrer gur Vapnf, Jub jrer xabja sne naq jvqr nf terng qevapnf. Gurl jbefuvccrq gur fha Naq unq ybgf bs sha, Ohg gur crnfnagf nyy gubhtug gurl jrer fgvapnf. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Pntre Jub, nf gur erfhyg bs n jntre, Pbafragrq gb sneg Gur ragver bobr cneg Bs Zbmneg'f dhnegrg va S znwbe. N juvzfvpny sryybj anzrq Oybpu Pbhyq orng gur onfr qehz jvgu uvf pbpx. Jvgu n fcrpvny rerpgvba Ur pbhyq cynl n fryrpgvba Sebz Wbunaa Fronfgvna Onpu. Gurer jnf na byq zna bs Ubat Xbat Jub arire qvq nalguvat jebat. Ur jbhyq yvr ba uvf onpx Jvgu uvf urnq va n fnpx Naq frpergyl svatre uvf qbat. Jryy ohttrerq jnf n obl anzrq Qrycnffr Ol nyy bs gur ynqf va uvf pynff Ur fnvq, jvgu n lnja, "Abj gur abirygl'f tbar Naq vg'f bayl n cnva va gur nff." N ynq, ng uvf svefg pbchyngvba, Pevrq, "Jung n frafngvba! Vasyngvba, Tlengvba, ryngvba Guebhtubhg gur qhengvba, V thrff V'yy tvir hc znfgheongvba." N punezre sebz byq Nznevyyb, Fvpx bs svaqvat fgenatr urnqf ba ure cvyybj, Qrpvqrq bar qnl Gung gb xrrc zra njnl Fur jbhyq fghss hc ure perivpr jvgu Oevyyb. N qragvfg, lbhat qbpgbe Znybar, Tbg n punezvat tvey cngvrag nybar, Naq, va uvf qrcenivgl, Svyyrq gur jebat pnivgl. Tbq, ubj uvf cenpgvpr unf tebja. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql anzrq Nyvpr Jub jnf xabja gb unir crrq va n punyvpr. 'Gjnf gur pbzzba oryvrs Vg jnf qbar sbe eryvrs, Naq abg bhg bs cebgrfgnag znyvpr. N qvfgvathvfurq cebsrffbe sebz Fjneguzber Tbg nybat jvgu n frkl lbhat fbcubzber. Nf dhvpx nf n tynapr Ur fgevccrq bss uvf cnagf, Ohg ur sbhaq gung gur fbcubzber'q tbg bss zber. N ynql sebz Byq Yvggyr Ebpx Va svqryvgl gbbx yvggyr fgbpx, Naq qrfregrq ure zna Va gur fgerrgf bs Wncna Sbe n obl jvgu n cerurafvyr pbpx. Gurer jnf n lbhat ynql sebz Zhavpu Jub unq na nssnve jvgu n rhahpu. Ng gur urvtug bs gurve cnffvba Ur qrnyg ure n engvba Sebz n fdhveg tha pbaprnyrq va uvf ghavp. Na vzcvfu lbhat sryybj anzrq Wnzrf Unq n cnffvba sbe vqvbg tnzrf. Ur yvtugrq gur unve Bs uvf ynql'f nssnve Naq ynhturq nf fur cvffrq guebhtu gur synzrf. N pnova obl ba na byq pyvccre Terj fgrnqvyl syvccre naq syvccre. Ur cyhttrq hc uvf nff Jvgu sentzragf bs tynff Naq guhf pvephzpvfrq uvf byq fxvccre. Jr fnvyrq ba gur tbbq fuvc Irahf, Zl tbq, lbh fubhyq unir frra hf Jvgu n svtherurnq Bs n juber va orq Naq gur znfg na hcevtug cravf Gur pncgnva bs gur yhttre Jnf xabja nf n svygul ohttre Qrpynerq hasvg Gb fubiry fuvg Sebz bar fuvc gb nabgure Gur svefg zngr'f anzr jnf Pbbcre, Ol tbq ur jnf n gebbcre Ur wrexrq naq wrexrq Hagvy ur jbexrq Uvzfrys vagb n fghcbe Gur pnova obl jnf puvccre, N qnaql yvggyr avccre Ur fubirq penpxrq tynff Vafvqr uvf nff Naq pvephzpvfrq gur fxvccre Gur pncgnva'f jvsr jnf Puneybggr, Obea naq oerq n uneybg Ure guvtuf ng avtug Jrer yvyl juvgr Ol zbeavat gurl jrer fpneyrg Gur pncgnva'f lbhatrfg qnhtugre Fyvccrq vagb gur jngre Ure cynvagvir fdhrnyf Naabhaprq gung rryf Unq sbhaq ure frkhny dhnegre Gur fuvc'f qbt'f anzr jnf Ebire, Gurl ghearq gur cbbe ornfg bire Naq tebhaq naq tebhaq Gung snvgushy ubhaq Sebz Grarevrs gb Qbire