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From: mikel@bmcg.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Aerospace
Message-ID: <1116@bmcg.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 23-Jul-84 08:27:37 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 23 08:27:37 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 19:47:06 EDT
Organization: Burroughs Corporation, San Diego
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Four aerospace workers were discussing how smart their dogs  were.  A  USBI
worker  who  said  his dog could do math calculating, called his dog, named
"T-Square", and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw  a  square,  a
circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.

The Rockwell worker said he thought his  dog  was  better.  His  dog  named
"Slide  Rule"  was told to go fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and
divide them into four piles of three, witch Slide Rule did with no problem.

A Martin worker said "That was good," but he felt his dog was much  better.
His  dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces in
a ten quart glass. The dog did this with the greatest of ease.

All three agreed this was very good and that all of the  dogs  were  smart.
They  turned  to the NASA worker and said "What can your dog do?". The NASA
worker called his dog "Coffee Break" over and said "Show these fellows what
you  can  do."  Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk,
screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for  Work-
mans Compensation and left for home on sick leave.