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Subject: Good Answer to Dumb Question - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 9-Aug-84 11:11:00 EDT
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uiucdcs!bcase    Aug  9 10:11:00 1984

On the way to work this morning I heard a good one:  It was the call-
in segment of the morning show.  Some guy calls in with the immortal
question:  "If you are in a car travelling the speed of light and
turn on the headlights, will anything happen?"  One of the guest
comics blurts out:  "You'll hear a tree fall."

    Brian Case