Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site calmasd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!sdccs6!calmasd!jpm From: jpm@calmasd.UUCP (John McNally) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: sex Message-ID: <161@calmasd.UUCP> Date: Thu, 16-Aug-84 20:00:04 EDT Article-I.D.: calmasd.161 Posted: Thu Aug 16 20:00:04 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 19-Aug-84 02:51:09 EDT Organization: Calma Company, San Diego, CA Lines: 34 WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex; he said he would like one too. Then I said, "but this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "you don't understand: I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said, "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning." I said, "I am looking for Sex." My case comes up on Friday.