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From: merzbach@unc.UUCP (Matthew Merzbacher)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Psychiatrist Joke
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Date: Wed, 15-Aug-84 11:31:45 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 15 11:31:45 1984
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Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill
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[Ye olde Sacrificial Line]
A man walked into the psychiatrists office and said, "Doc, I have a terrible
problem.  Half of the time I think I'm a teepee, and the other half of the
time, I think I'm a wigwam".  The doctor looked him over and said, "It's really
a very simple problem.  You're too tense."

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 or have a friend read it to you.  If you still don't get it, then maybe
 you should unsubscribe to net.jokes)

Matthew Merzbacher
   unc!merzbach