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Subject: Jack & Jill extended
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Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 02:16:59 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 21 02:16:59 1984
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[tacks]

Recent plays on Jack & Jill have motivated this extended version,
suitable for soap opera.


     Jack and Jill went up a hill
     To fetch a pail of water.
     Jack fell down and broke his crown
     And Jill came tumbling after.

     Jack on Jill produced a thrill
     When on the ground he got her,
     Then went down and told the town
     He tumbled Jill and gaffed her.

     Jack to Jill thus did such ill
     That Jill, to pay the rotter,
     Told the town Jack's crown broke down
     When he set out to shaft her.

     Jack and Jill have split the bill
     Since Jack led Jill to totter.
     Half the town deals Jill a frown
     And half greets Jack with laughter.


               Gordon Fisher