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From: riks@mako.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Re:Corn FLakes
Message-ID: <255@mako.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Aug-84 17:09:46 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 13 17:09:46 1984
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Gee, I've found that corn flakes do a fine job of inhibiting
the sex drive.  It all depends on what you do with them.
Sprinkle a few under the covers and see if you get 'any'.
Worse yet, wet them with milk first.
OK, OK.  I won't be ridiculous.

Why do you suppose that when people go out for a romantic
dinner they have things like salad, poached halibut, lovers' eggplant,
or sirloin steak, but hardly ever cornflakes?  That's right: it's
too close to bedtime.
And why else would people eat them in the morning before going to work?
They want to avoid having inappropriate urges at inopportune times.
(like lusting after the boss during status reports)
The effects wear off in a few hours so a breakfast of cornflakes 
should not inhibit your performance that evening.

Rik Smoody