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From: crouch@ihuxb.UUCP (jfc)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.flame
Subject: RE. American sportscasting sucks
Message-ID: <791@ihuxb.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 7-Aug-84 12:48:57 EDT
Article-I.D.: ihuxb.791
Posted: Tue Aug  7 12:48:57 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 8-Aug-84 19:44:11 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
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Mr. London,
     I have read your articles posted to net.flame, and would
like to offer the following arguments for your side of the
discussion.

     1.) MY DADDY CAN WHIP YOUR DADDY. I'll admit this is not
too strong, but it's about on a par with anything offered so far.

     2.) Any insult that starts with "YOUR MOTHER". This tends to
get almost anyone going.

     3.) If all else fails you might try "I'm going to tell Dad",
My children use this one a lot and it seems to work for them.

     I will not get into this any farther. Ther is an old saying
"NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL, PEOPLE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE"

J.F.CROUCH

AT&T BELL LABS

NAPERVILLE,IL.