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From: simard@loral.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Hijacker joke
Message-ID: <320@loral.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 27-Jul-84 13:19:43 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 27 13:19:43 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 21:05:56 EDT
Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA
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A dark, bearded man forced his way into the cockpit of an airliner
and demanded: "Fly me to Havana, then Algiers, then Tripoli and back!"
The pilot asked, "I can undersand you wanting to fly somewhere, but
why fly back?"  The hijacker replied, "I don't want to go anywhere; I
just want the miles for my frequent flyer program!"
-- 
Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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