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From: alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: 2 more limericks
Message-ID: <1219@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 23-Jul-84 15:36:10 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 23 15:36:10 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 19:48:46 EDT
Reply-To: alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Alan Algustyniak)
Organization: System Development Corporation, Santa Monica
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Since everyone is providing limericks, here are two for your enjoyment.

	There once was a lady from Exeter,
	So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
	One was even so brave,
	As to take out, and wave,
	The distinguishing part of his sex at her.

    I don't know where i heard that one, but i wouldn't be surprised if
Issac Asimov wasn't in the chain somewhere.

	Here's another i picked up from a linguistics magazine a couple
of years ago. I posted it about 10 months ago, and no one even ventured
a solo. of it to me.


			   ___
	12 + 144 + 20 + 3 V 4                 2
	----------------------  +  5(11)  =  9  +  0
		   7


	The only hints i'll give are that it has perfect meter and perfect
rhyme, and the last line is the hardest to discover.

Solution in a week.

	sdcrdcf!alan