Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site itm.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!akgua!gatech!itm!danny From: danny@itm.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A (rather late) Groucho Story Message-ID: <197@itm.UUCP> Date: Wed, 1-Aug-84 12:40:46 EDT Article-I.D.: itm.197 Posted: Wed Aug 1 12:40:46 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 3-Aug-84 02:35:24 EDT Organization: In Touch - Atlanta, GA Lines: 17 [GET IT OFF!] Groucho was visiting Rome, walking along the street, starting to unwrap a 50 cent cigar; a real nice cigar, right? Well, just then, someone bumped him from behind, and he dropped the cigar into a mud puddle. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. He turned around to see who the culprit was...it was two priests! Making the first move, the priest who had bumped Groucho reached into the folds of his robe, produced an expensive cigar, and out- Groucho'ed Groucho with the line: "Congratulations! You just said the Secret Woid!" -- Daniel S. Cox (akgua!itm!danny)