Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrba!cepu!ucla-cs!reiher From: reiher@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: reposting of rotated computer limericks Message-ID: <650@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Thu, 2-Aug-84 19:00:53 EDT Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.650 Posted: Thu Aug 2 19:00:53 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 5-Aug-84 01:06:59 EDT Organization: UCLA CS Dept. Lines: 82 This is just a reposting of the same ones as last time. Nothing new. Sorry, but someone asked for them and I couldn't send it directly to them. N frnsnevat unpxre anzrq Fyngrl Jrag gb orq jvgu n INK/780. Gur guvat'f yrnearq gb fjrne Jvgu n anhgvpny nve, Naq ersref gb vgf hfref nf "zngrl". N frk-ybivat pbrq anzrq Oerr Pnhtug gur pync sebz ure Nccyr VVR. Gur wblfgvpx, fur sbhaq, Unq orra sbbyvat nebhaq Jvgu n arvtuobevat fghqrag'f CP. N unpxre-ghearq-creireg anzrq Svfx Znqr ybir gb gur qevir bs uvf qvfx. Gur guvat pvephzfvmrq uvz, Juvpu engure fhcevfrq uvz. Ur jnfa'g njner bs *gung* evfx. N fyvpx gnyxvat cvengr anzrq Oehpr Gb fgrny pbqr, unq n cyna gb frqhpr Na Nccyr VV+. Abj Oehpr jrnef n gehff Naq jnf wnvyrq sbe pbzchgre nohfr. N unpxre jub fperjrq n znt gncr Jnf pnhtug naq pbaivpgrq bs encr. Gb wnvy ur qvq tb, Sebz juvpu, gb uvf jbr Ur pbhyqa'g trg bhg jvgu RFP. N flfgrzf cebtenzzre anzrq Fcebgvp Sbhaq uvf fbsgjner vagrafryl rebgvp. Va wrnybhf qvfgerff Ur jvcrq uvf BF. Vg'f cbffvoyr gung ur'f cflpubgvp. N fgehpgherq cebtenzzre anzrq Qerj Jnf vagrafryl ghearq ba ol "tbgb". Jura ur fnj vg va pbqr Ur'q fubbg bss uvf ybnq. Vg'f n tbbq guvat uvf fubc hfrq fb srj. Na NV erfrnepure anzrq Oyhgu Jebgr, gb svaq bhg gur frkhny gehgu, Rebgvpba IV, Juvpu ur gnhtug pregnva gevpxf Juvpu V'z fher pna'g or sbhaq va Xahgu. N uneqjner qrohttre anzrq Pbheg Fubirq uvf gbby va na Rgurearg cbeg. Ohg vg'f ohssre neenl Bayl unaqyrq 1X, Fb gur cbeg'f qevire phg vg bss fubeg. Na rntre lbhat unpxre anzrq Thf Bapr ohttrerq n INK Havohf. Gur uneqjner jrag onq, Ohg abg gur lbhat ynq (Rkprcg sbe gur gbhcrr naq gehff). Na NECNanhg anzr bs Pbeirggr Unq n srgvfu vaibyivat gur arg. Nf ur sbaqyrq uvf VZC Uvf pbpx jrag sebz yvzc Gb nf uneq nf pbapergr juvpu unf frg. N iratrshy grpuavpvna anzrq Fpuzvgm Pnhfrq n qvfx qevir gb tb ba gur sevgm. Ur pbirerq gur cynggre Jvgu ongf' srpny znggre. Abj vg'f frrx gvzr vf ernyyl gur cvgf. -- Peter Reiher reiher@ucla-cs.arpa {...ihnp4,ucbvax}!ucla-cs!reiher