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From: mikel@bmcg.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Groaner
Message-ID: <1238@bmcg.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 16-Aug-84 11:59:53 EDT
Article-I.D.: bmcg.1238
Posted: Thu Aug 16 11:59:53 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 19-Aug-84 02:42:45 EDT
Organization: Burroughs Corporation, San Diego
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[Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...]

A man walks into a bar and orders two martinis: one from himself, one for his
poodle.  This continues for several nights until, one night, the poodle comes
in alone and tells the bartender: "My master isn't feeling well tonight so
perhaps you could give me my martini and he'll pay you for it tomorrow."

The bartender agrees and serves the dog.

The next night the man and his poodle enter the bar and the man says: "Thank you
for being so kind to my poodle.  I've bought you a little gift."

The bartender open a gift box and finds a large live lobster.

"Oh thank you, sir," the bartender says.  "I'll take it home to dinner."

"No-o," the man replies.  "She's already had dinner.  I'd suggest you take her
to a movie instead." |-}