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From: jpm@calmasd.UUCP (John McNally)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: sex
Message-ID: <161@calmasd.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 16-Aug-84 20:00:04 EDT
Article-I.D.: calmasd.161
Posted: Thu Aug 16 20:00:04 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 19-Aug-84 02:51:09 EDT
Organization: Calma Company, San Diego, CA
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                   WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".  I call mine
sex.  Sex has been embarrassing to me.  When I went to city hall
to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a
license for Sex; he said he would like one too.  Then I said, "but
this is a dog."  He said he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "you don't understand: I have had Sex since I was
nine years old."  He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with
me.  I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and
a special room for Sex.  He said that every room in the place was
for sex.  I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at
night."  The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was
standing there looking around.  I told him I had planned to have
Sex in the contest.  He told me that I should have sold my own
tickets.  "But you don't understand," I said.  "I hoped to have
Sex on TV."  He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog.  I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was
married."  The judge said, "Me too."  Then I told him that after I
was married Sex left me.  He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town
for him.  A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing
in this alley at 4:00 in the morning."  I said, "I am looking for
Sex."  My case comes up on Friday.