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From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.flame
Subject: Re: Quiet nets last week
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Date: Wed, 15-Aug-84 14:10:12 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 15 14:10:12 1984
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>Ray, you've done it again.  How many times must you be reminded that this is
>net.flame!  This group is for *FLAMES* -- irrational discussion, name-calling, 
>non sequiturs, ad hominems, and all.

Ok, Bill,  let me warm up the ol' flamethrower and give it a try:

FLAME ON 

(Ahem)

To whom it may concern (and whom it doesn't too!):

I read your (article, posting, reply, followup, select one) on the subject
of paint colors for wooden nutcrackers and I concluded that you are the
biggest USDA-certified jerk in the western United States.  If
they operated on your brain they would need a scanning electron microscope,
and it would barely fill the field.  Where did you get these
ideas, from a novelty store?  I've seen more logic, reason and
organized sense in 90% of MTV videos!  I used
to think the only screwballs as totally devoid
of reason were in Washington; I'm beginning to be thankful for the
jerks that are there, 'cause that means you're not!

	I'd suggest you screw off, but you probably don't know how.  The
only direction you know how to screw is up.  The only reason anyone would
employ you is to keep you under supervision.

	Your terminal should be declared a toxic waste dump.

FLAME OFF

	I think that should qualify.

(Humbly submitted for your approval),



-- 
[     I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet     ]

Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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