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From: tom@felix.UUCP (Tom Lockwood)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A limerick, a flame, a question, & offensive (ROT13)
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Date: Tue, 7-Aug-84 15:54:55 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug  7 15:54:55 1984
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V sbbyrq lbh, V ernyyl nz bayl cbfgvat wbxrf.  Bu-bu, abj V'z va sbe vg.


Qvq lbh urne gung bar bs gur 3 ornef jnf qngvat n tvenssr?
Gur bgure gjb chg uvz hc gb vg.

Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur ubzbfrkhny orne jub ynvq uvf cnj ba gur gnoyr?

Ubj nobhg gur cynfgvp fhetrba jub uhat uvzfrys?

Jung qb lbh xabj nobhg Serapu flagnk?
V qvqa'g xabj gurl punetrq sbe vg.

Ubj qbrf n Serapuzna ubyq uvf yvdhbe?
Ol gur rnef.
(Url, ng yrnfg lbh qba'g unir gb snpr crbcyr ng jbex gbzbeebj jub unir
ernq gurfr)

Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur zbqry jub fng ba n oebxra obggyr naq phg n avpr
svther?

Be gur thl gung qenax gur pna bs ineavfu?  Vg jnf na njshy fvtug, ohg
n ornhgvshy svavfu. 

N fznyy puvyq oebhtug uvf crg ghegyr onpx gb gur crg fgber.
Gur fznyy perngher jnf dhvgr qrnq naq gur puvyq jnf pelvat.
Gur fgber bjare, srryvat fbeel sbe gur puvyq, tnir uvz nabgure
yvir ghegyr.  Gur xvq crexrq hc vzzrqvngryl naq gbbx gur arj ghegyr
bire gb gur fvqrjnyx.  Ehoovat vg npebff gur przrag, ur lryyrq, "Inebbz...".

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			From Felix-the-Vax, (the wonderful, wonderful Vax),
				{decvax,ucbvax}!trwrb!felix!tom