Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site eosp1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!down!eosp1!lincoln From: lincoln@eosp1.UUCP (Dick Lincoln) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The "Goose Mother Rhymes" (rot13) Message-ID: <1053@eosp1.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Aug-84 12:10:32 EDT Article-I.D.: eosp1.1053 Posted: Fri Aug 10 12:10:32 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Aug-84 01:16:10 EDT Organization: Exxon Office Systems, Princeton, NJ Lines: 51 Gur erprag fhozvfvba bs n fyvtugyl bss-pbybe "Wnpx naq Wvyy" yvzrevpx erzvaqrq zr bs gur jubyr frg bs gehyl srrygul irefvbaf bs Zbgure Tbbfr eulzrf gung svefg pnzr nebhaq nobhg 30 lrnef ntb. Gurl bsgra pbagnvarq nzhfvat ohgpurevat bs irefr naq zrgre. Fvapr zbfg bs lbh ner gbb lbhat gb erzrzore gurz, urer ner gubfr V erpnyy. Wnpx na Wvyy jrag hc gur uvyy. Wvyy jrag qbja, Wnpx pnzr. Wnpx or avzoyr, Wnpx or dhvpx. Wnpx whzcrq bire gur pnaqyr fgvpx Naq oheag uvf onyyf. Byq Zbgure Uhooneq jrag gb gur phcobneq Gb srgpu ure cbbe qbt n obar. Ohg jura fur orag bire, Ebire ur qebir ure, 'Pnhfr ur unq n obar bs uvf bja.Yvggyr Zvff Zhssrg fng ba n ghssrg, Rngvat ure pheqf naq jurl. Nybat pnzr n fcvqre Naq ovg ure evtug va gur fangpu. Uhzcgl Qhzcgl fng ba n jnyy, Uhzcgl Qhzcgl unq n terng snyy. Nyy gur xvat'f ubefrf Naq nyy gur xvat'f zra Rng fuvg. Znel unq n yvggyr jngpu, Fur fjnyybjrq vg bar qnl. Naq fb fur gbbx fbzr Rk-Ynk Gb cnff gur gvzr njnl. Ohg jura fur gbbx gur Rk-Ynk Gur gvzr vg qvq abg cnff. Fb jura lbh jnag gb xabj gur gvzr Whfg ybbx hc Znel'f ... hapyr, ur unf n jngpu, gbb. Zvfgerff Znel, dhvgr pbagenel, Ubj qbrf lbhe tneqra tebj. "Jvgu fvyire oryyf naq pbpxyr furyyf, "Naq bar shpxrq hc crghavn." Fvat n fbat bs fvkcrapr, N cbpxrg shyy bs elr. Sbhe naq gjragl oynpxoveqf, Onxrq va n cvr. Naq jura gur cvr jnf bcrarq, Gur oveqf ortna gb CCVVFF, naq FFUUVVGG, naq SSHHPPXX!