Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site sdcrdcf.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!dual!amd!decwrl!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!alan From: alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: 2 more limericks Message-ID: <1219@sdcrdcf.UUCP> Date: Mon, 23-Jul-84 15:36:10 EDT Article-I.D.: sdcrdcf.1219 Posted: Mon Jul 23 15:36:10 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jul-84 19:48:46 EDT Reply-To: alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Alan Algustyniak) Organization: System Development Corporation, Santa Monica Lines: 31Since everyone is providing limericks, here are two for your enjoyment. There once was a lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned their necks at her. One was even so brave, As to take out, and wave, The distinguishing part of his sex at her. I don't know where i heard that one, but i wouldn't be surprised if Issac Asimov wasn't in the chain somewhere. Here's another i picked up from a linguistics magazine a couple of years ago. I posted it about 10 months ago, and no one even ventured a solo. of it to me. ___ 12 + 144 + 20 + 3 V 4 2 ---------------------- + 5(11) = 9 + 0 7 The only hints i'll give are that it has perfect meter and perfect rhyme, and the last line is the hardest to discover. Solution in a week. sdcrdcf!alan