Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site dadla.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!tektronix!teklds!dadla!rogers From: rogers@dadla.UUCP (Roger Southwick) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Thanks and a new joke Message-ID: <100@dadla.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Aug-84 14:09:54 EDT Article-I.D.: dadla.100 Posted: Mon Aug 20 14:09:54 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 23-Aug-84 00:46:07 EDT Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 63 And now a quick word from our sponser... (NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!) Thanks to the people whos responded to my request for the first part of Roger Guts P.I. I have it now, and so please, no more copies... And now for something completely different (rot13 - offensive to cat and parakeet owners): BY1) Uryyb, Zef Cerzvfr... BY2) Jryy, uryyb Zef. Pbapyhfvba. BY1) Ohfl qnl? BY2) Ohfl? V whfg fcrag sbhe ubhef ohelvat n png. BY1) Sbhe ubhef gb ohel n png? BY2) Lrf, vg jbhyqa'g xrrc fgvyy, jevttyvat nobhg naq ubjyvat. BY1) Jryy gura vg'f abg qrnq lrg. BY2) Lrf, ohg vg'f abg ng nyy n jryy png, naq nf jr'er tbvat njnl sbe n sbegavtug, jr gubhtug jr'q orggre ohel vg gb or ba gur fnsr fvqr. BY1) Dhvgr evtug, lbh qba'g jnag gb pbzr onpx sebz Frzragb (fc?) gb svaq n qrnq png va gur ubhfr. BY2) Lrf. BY1) Jr'ir qrpvqrq gb unir gur ohqtvr chg qbja. BY2) Bu, vf ur irel byq gura? BY1) Ab, jr whfg qba'g yvxr uvz. BY2) BU. ... Ubj qb gurl chg ohqtvrf qbja naljnl? BY1) Jryy, vg'f shaal lbh fubhyq or nfxvat gung, nf V'ir orra ernqvat n terng ovt obbx pnyyrq "Ubj gb chg lbhe ohqtvr qbja". Naq nf V haqrefgnaq vg, lbh pna rvgure uvg gurz bire gur urnq jvgu gur obbx, be fubbg gurz gurer whfg nobir gur ornx. BY2) Zef. Pbaxref syhfurq uref qbja gur ybb. BY1) Bu lbh qba'g jnag gb qb gung, orpnhfr gur oerrq va gur frjref naq cerggl fbba lbh trg uhtr rivy fzryyvat sybpxf bs fbvyrq ohqtvrf sylvat bhg bs crbcyrf yningbevrf vasvatvat gurve crefbany serrqbzf. NETT! ABG GUVF ERPBEQ... ABG GUVF ERPBEQ!! (fpengpu...oernx...eraq) -Roger