Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!trwrba!cepu!ucla-cs!pang From: pang@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YASJ (Yet Another Sick Joke)Message-ID: <647@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Thu, 2-Aug-84 17:32:12 EDT Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.647 Posted: Thu Aug 2 17:32:12 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 5-Aug-84 01:07:15 EDT Organization: UCLA CS Dept. Lines: 29 [Here's the BEEP!] Due to popular demand, here's another sick joke for all you sick people. << This one heard in my undergraduate Economics class << where the professor required everybody to tell at << least one joke over the semester. (To pass the time, I guess) Gjb tvey sevraqf jrer qvfphffvat gurve frk yvsr jvgu rnpu bgure. Gur svefg tvey jnf fnlvat ubj fur rawblrq vg jura ure oblsevraq svatref ure. Fur nfxrq gur frpbaq tvey jurgure fur rire gevrq vg be abg. Gur frpbaq tvey fnvq ab, naq nfxrq sbe fbzr gvcf nf gb ubj ure oblsevraq fubhyq tb nobhg qbvat vg. Ba gur frpbaq qnl, gur gjb tveyf unq n pung ntnva. "Fb, ubj jnf vg?" nfxrq gur svefg tvey. "V unir ab vqrn ubj lbh rawblrq vg ng nyy" rkpynvzrq gur frpbaq tvey. "Vg jnf gur zbfg ubeevoyr rkcrevrapr V rire unq. V jnf oyrrqvat naq rirelguvat nsgre jr qvq vg" Gur svefg tvey nfxrq: "Jul, jub vf lbhe oblsevraq?" Frpbaq tvey nafjref: "Pncgnva Ubbx". -- Alex Pang ARPA: pang@UCLA-LOCUS.ARPA UUCP: ...!{cepu,ihnp4,trwspp,ucbvax}!ucla-cs!pang