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From: wberg@ihuxq.UUCP (W. W. Berg)
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Subject: Civil servant jokes (two, count 'em)
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Date: Fri, 3-Aug-84 14:15:26 EDT
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1)     In the EMR office on Booth ST. in Ottawa, someone once asked
       a secretary, "How many people work here ?", and was told,
       "About half."
 
2)     The Canadian government once built a moon rocket called the
       "Civil Servant", named for the fact that it wouldn't work
       and they couldn't fire it.

                              "support mental health or I'll kill you"
                              W. W. Berg  ihnp4!ihuxq!wberg