Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles - hp 1.2 08/01/83; site hp-pcd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hp-pcd!nathanm From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP (nathanm) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Orphaned Response Message-ID: <7300019@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Sun, 12-Aug-84 16:00:00 EDT Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.7300019 Posted: Sun Aug 12 16:00:00 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 16-Aug-84 07:13:21 EDT References: <-8849659@uo-vax1.UUCP> Organization: Hewlett-Packard - Corvallis, OR Lines: 36 Nf-ID: #R:uo-vax1:884965996:hpcvre:7300019:000:1129 Nf-From: hpcvre!nathanm Aug 13 12:00:00 1984 That was a response, posted as a commentary on a supposedly hilarious base note whose humor completely escaped me. What is this doing in net.jokes anyway? I guess I'm obligated to close with a joke. Warning: One four-letter word. A smut magazine held its annual dirty limerick contest one year. For several years, the prize had been claimed by the same man -- a psychologist from Los Angeles with an incredibly filthy mind. That year, however, he only placed second. He made an irate telephone call to the editor. "What's going on? Why didn't I win? That was my most disgusting limerick ever!" The editor replied, "Sorry, but you were outdone by a 70-year-old librarian from Des Moines." "Impossible!" sputtered the psychologist, "Let me hear it." "Are you crazy? I can't read it over the phone. It's really disgusting." "Very well," said the psychologist, "censor the really disgusting stuff. I just want to hear it." The editor began: "Da da da da da da da da, Da da da da da da da da, Da da da da da Da da da da da, Da da da da da da da fuck." ---------- Nathan Meyers hp-pcd!nathanm