Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.14 $; site uiucdcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!bcase From: bcase@uiucdcs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Good Answer to Dumb Question - (nf) Message-ID: <9900290@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-Aug-84 11:11:00 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.9900290 Posted: Thu Aug 9 11:11:00 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Aug-84 00:24:23 EDT Lines: 10 Nf-ID: #N:uiucdcs:9900290:000:333 Nf-From: uiucdcs!bcase Aug 9 10:11:00 1984 #N:uiucdcs:9900290:000:333 uiucdcs!bcase Aug 9 10:11:00 1984 On the way to work this morning I heard a good one: It was the call- in segment of the morning show. Some guy calls in with the immortal question: "If you are in a car travelling the speed of light and turn on the headlights, will anything happen?" One of the guest comics blurts out: "You'll hear a tree fall." Brian Case