Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site tellab1.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!tellab1!heahd From: heahd@tellab1.UUCP (Dan Wood) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: re newsflash (to all pedantic net experts) Message-ID: <385@tellab1.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 09:39:39 EDT Article-I.D.: tellab1.385 Posted: Tue Aug 21 09:39:39 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 22-Aug-84 01:35:28 EDT Organization: Tellabs, Inc., Lisle, Ill. Lines: 24 I'm so sorry. You're absolutely right. I'm not worthy to be the dirt beneath your feet. Even though I am but a stain on the face of the earth who's mere existence serves only to disgust your Eminence, you have seen fit to kneel down to bestow your ineffable wisdom on this degenerate mound of mongrel excrement! You have breathed the nectar of your words on this congealed puddle of putrefied pigeon puke in order to provide me with the enlightenment of your infinite and beneficent knowledge. I will immediately flog myself with a barbed-wire cat-o-nine tails while sit- ting on a red hot vertical railroad spike so that your Highness will not have to dirty himself by repeating your words of wisdom to this maggot eaten rat corpse. I remain your most humble and obedient servant (even though I am not worthy of such a great honor) "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore." R.M. Nixon DW @ ...!ihnp4!tellab1!heahd