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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A couple of old songs
Message-ID: <806@avsdT.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 19-Jul-84 15:10:33 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 19 15:10:33 1984
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   verse:
          Do you remember grandma's lye soap?
          Good for every thing in the home,
          and the secret was in the scrubbing.
          It wouldn't suds or wouldn't foam.
          
   chorus:
          Oh, let us sing right out for grandma's lye soap.
          Its the finest soap in the land,
          for pots and pans and dirty dishes,
          and for your face and for your hands.
          
   verse:
          Brother Herman and brother Therman,
          Had an adversion to washing their ears.
          Then Grandma washed them, with her lye soap.
          And they haven't heard a sound in years 
          
   chorus:
          Oh, let us sing right out for grandma's lye soap.
          Its the finest soap in the land,
          for pots and pans and dirty dishes,
          and for your face and for your hands.
          
   verse:
          Mrs. O'Mally out in the valley,
          suffered from ulcers I understand.
          She swallowed a cake of grandma's lye soap,
          and has the cleanest ulcers in the land.
          
   chorus:
          Oh, let us sing right out for grandma's lye soap.
          Its the finest soap in the land,
          for pots and pans and dirty dishes,
          and for your face and for your hands.