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From: rogers@dadla.UUCP (Roger Southwick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Thanks and a new joke
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Date: Mon, 20-Aug-84 14:09:54 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 20 14:09:54 1984
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And now a quick word from our sponser...

	(NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!)

Thanks to the people whos responded to my request for
the first part of Roger Guts P.I.  I have it now, and so
please, no more copies...

And now for something completely different (rot13 - offensive
to cat and parakeet owners):

	BY1) Uryyb, Zef Cerzvfr...

	BY2) Jryy, uryyb Zef. Pbapyhfvba.

	BY1) Ohfl qnl?

	BY2) Ohfl? V whfg fcrag sbhe ubhef ohelvat n png.

	BY1) Sbhe ubhef gb ohel n png?

	BY2) Lrf, vg jbhyqa'g xrrc fgvyy, jevttyvat nobhg
	     naq ubjyvat.

	BY1) Jryy gura vg'f abg qrnq lrg.

	BY2) Lrf, ohg vg'f abg ng nyy n jryy png, naq nf
	     jr'er tbvat njnl sbe n sbegavtug, jr gubhtug 
	     jr'q orggre ohel vg gb or ba gur fnsr fvqr.

	BY1) Dhvgr evtug, lbh qba'g jnag gb pbzr onpx sebz
	     Frzragb (fc?) gb svaq n qrnq png va gur ubhfr.

	BY2) Lrf.

	BY1) Jr'ir qrpvqrq gb unir gur ohqtvr chg qbja.

	BY2) Bu, vf ur irel byq gura?

	BY1) Ab, jr whfg qba'g yvxr uvz.

	BY2) BU. ... Ubj qb gurl chg ohqtvrf qbja naljnl?

	BY1) Jryy, vg'f shaal lbh fubhyq or nfxvat gung, nf
	     V'ir orra ernqvat n terng ovt obbx pnyyrq "Ubj
	     gb chg lbhe ohqtvr qbja".  Naq nf V haqrefgnaq
	     vg, lbh pna rvgure uvg gurz bire gur urnq jvgu
	     gur obbx, be fubbg gurz gurer whfg nobir gur ornx.
	
	BY2) Zef. Pbaxref syhfurq uref qbja gur ybb.

	BY1) Bu lbh qba'g jnag gb qb gung, orpnhfr gur oerrq
	     va gur frjref naq cerggl fbba lbh trg uhtr rivy
	     fzryyvat sybpxf bs fbvyrq ohqtvrf sylvat bhg bs
	     crbcyrf yningbevrf vasvatvat gurve crefbany serrqbzf.

NETT!
	ABG GUVF ERPBEQ... ABG GUVF ERPBEQ!! (fpengpu...oernx...eraq)



-Roger