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From: stern@sask.UUCP (Bill Stern)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ugly jokes
Message-ID: <78@sask.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 20-Aug-84 13:39:05 EDT
Article-I.D.: sask.78
Posted: Mon Aug 20 13:39:05 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 21-Aug-84 00:34:11 EDT
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This is a request for help.  I have some real ugly friends and have a
need to insult them.  Please, if you have any ugly jokes, could you 
post them here.  Thanks a million.

And now for a joke,

	What is the difference between a pregnant girlfriend and
	a lightbulb?























	You can unscrew a lightbulb!