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From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Re: Penthouse/Pageant
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Date: Thu, 16-Aug-84 03:08:57 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 16 03:08:57 1984
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All this reminds me of two cartoons I've seen dealing with beauty pageants:

1. MC says, "For her portion of the talent section, Miss  will recite
   a list of titles of books she has read."
2. MC says, "For her portion of the talent section, Miss  [who is
   scantily clad] will require a volunteer from the audience [consisting of
   numerous eager men]....."

Needless to say, the second one appeared quite recently.


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