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From: amra@ihuxj.UUCP (Steven L. Aldrich)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Long Hair Improves Life Expectancy!
Message-ID: <655@ihuxj.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Aug-84 00:08:20 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 21 00:08:20 1984
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   Here's an interesting tid bit of info......

     Scientist Proves Long, Unkempt Hair Beneficial To Health!

      Professor Henry L. Cranston, of the University of Southern
    North Carolina, spoke out today in support of long hair.

      In an address before the staid Alumni Association of U.S.N.C.,
    Prof. Cranston claimed that he possesses indisputable proof that
    life is actually prolonged by long, straggly hair.

      The professor based his claim on his forty-year study of the
    Long-Haired Alaskan Musk Ox, an animal native to the Northern- 
    -most Polar Zones.

      "Just suppose the Musk Ox had short hair", Prof. Cranston
    suggested. "The poor things would freeze to death!"

                       From the shaggy terminal of:
                        Steve Aldrich (ihnp4!ihuxj!amra)

     P.S. "Old Flower Children Never Die,....
             They Just Go To Seed!"

       BTW; Today (08-15-84) is the 15th anniversary of the
            Woodstock Music Festival!