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From: puck@omsvax.UUCP (Jerry Wheeler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive - mentions bodily functions (rot13)
Message-ID: <802@omsvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 11:22:29 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 10 11:22:29 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 06:35:08 EST
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< Just a snack for those wombats out there >

This little note was brought home to me by my wife from her former job.
I make no claims as to its origin or its fitness for any particular
purpose (but if the shoe fits, wear it!).



	CFLPUBYBTVPNY FGHQL BS GLCRF BS ZRA VA ERFG-EBBZF


Rkpvgnoyr:	Fubegf unys gjvfgrq nebhaq, pnaabg svaq ubyr, evcf
		fubegf.

Fbpvnoyr:	Wbvaf sevraqf va crr jurgure ur unf gb be abg.

Abfrl:		Ybbxf vagb arkg hevany gb frr ubj gur bgure thl vf
		svkrq.

Pebff-rlrq:	Ybbxf vagb hevany gb yrsg, crrf vagb bar va gur pragre,
		syhfurf bar ba gur evtug.

Gvzvq:		Pnaabg hevangr vs fbzrbar vf jngpuvat uvz, syhfurf
		hevany nf vs ur unq nyernql, farnxf onpx yngre.

Vaqvssrerag:	Nyy hevanyf ner orvat hfrq, ur crrf va fvax.

Pyrire:		Ab unaqf, fubjf bss ol svkvat gvr, ybbxf nebhaq, crrf ba
		sybbe.

Jbeevrq:	Vf abg fher jung ur unf orra qbvat yngryl, znxrf dhvpx
		vafcrpgvba.

Sevibybhf:	Cynlf fgernz hc naq qbja hevany, gevrf gb uvg syl.

Nofrag-Zvaqrq:	Bcraf irfg, chyyf bhg gvr, crrf cnagf.

Qvfthfgrq:	Fgnaqf sbe n juvyr, tvirf hc, jnyxf njnl.

Puvyqvfu:	Yrnxf qverpgyl vagb hevany obggbz, yvxrf gb frr ohooyrf.

Rssvpvrag:	Jnvgf hagvy ur unf gb gnxr n penc, qbrf obgu.

Cngvrag:	Fgnaqf irel pybfr sbe n ybat gvzr, ernqf arjfcncre jvgu
		uvf bgure unaq.

Gbhtu:		Onatf qbat ntnvafg hevany gb qel vg bss.

Sng:		Unf gb fgnaq onpx gb gnxr n oyvaq fubg ng hevany, zvffrf
		naq crrf va fubr.

Yvggyr:		Fgnaqf ba obk, snyyf va hevany, qebjaf.

Qehax:		Ubyqf yrsg guhzo va evtug unaq, crrf va cnagf.

Jvguqenja:	Cynprf srrg va hevany, crrf qbja yrt, guhf ryvzvangvat
		abvfr.

Vzcngvrag:	Nyjnlf va n uheel, crrf qbja onpx bs thl hfvat hevany va
		sebag bs uvz.

Uhagre:		Fgrcf bhg bs pnzcre, snyyf bire pyvss, qbrfa'g crr ohg
		fpnerf gur fuvg bhg bs uvzfrys.


Any more?


... you've got to ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"
("Go ahead, scum, make my day" was already taken.)


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