Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!jalote From: jalote@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to jews - (nf) Message-ID: <5536@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-Feb-84 22:32:32 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5536 Posted: Sat Feb 11 22:32:32 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 04:45:02 EST Lines: 17 #N:uiuccsb:8700076:000:314 uiuccsb!jalote Feb 10 16:21:00 1984 Two one liners on jews which I recently heard at a party. Q: Why did it take them 40 years to reach the promised land. A: Because one of them lost a penny in the desert.(and they went looking for it) Q: How was the copper wire invented. A: A penny was given to two jews, and they pulled at it to have it.