Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: People's Names Message-ID: <626@seismo.UUCP> Date: Thu, 23-Feb-84 11:11:12 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.626 Posted: Thu Feb 23 11:11:12 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 24-Feb-84 02:35:07 EST Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 9 The best-looking girl in one of my high school English classes was Sylvia Ungeheuer, the last name being German for 'monster.' Sylvia wasn't the brightest girl who ever came down the pike, though. When we were doing nineteenth-century English poets, the teacher asked her whether Wordsworth had anything on Milton (thinking of 'Milton, thou shouldst be living at this hour...'), and Sylvia replied that she thought Milton was every bit as good as Wordsworth.