Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site gatech.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!gatech!spaf From: spaf@gatech.UUCP (Gene Spafford) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: A line Message-ID: <3677@gatech.UUCP> Date: Wed, 1-Feb-84 09:24:50 EST Article-I.D.: gatech.3677 Posted: Wed Feb 1 09:24:50 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 7-Feb-84 09:24:55 EST Organization: Georgia Tech School of ICS, Atlanta Lines: 36 Well, I don't know exactly why I dredged this up from the depths of memory this morning, but I woke up remembering one of the more interesting ways to "break the ice" with a MOTAS; I thought I'd share with y'all (that usage is for A.S. -- I know, I know). Picture yourself approaching your, er, target. You: Do you ever take interesting bets? Target: er, maybe. You: Well, I bet you a dollar (quarter, whatever) that I can kiss you without touching you at all. Target: what? You: (pulling out your coin or whatever) That's right. Here's my bet. Now, a kiss without touching you. At this point, you kind of lean over as if not to touch the person whilst doing an exaggerated pucker. Then, while they're still somewhat perplexed by all of this, get them in your best lip-lock. Unless presented with forcible resistence, encircle with your arms and attempt to raise their body temperature a few degrees. When the need to break for air and/or chap-stik becomes too strong to withstand, disengage and shake your head sadly. You: Gee, I guess I lost. Here's your dollar. Care to bet again? Happy hunting! -- Off the Wall of Gene Spafford The Clouds Project, School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA 30332 CSNet: Spaf @ GATech ARPA: Spaf.GATech @ CSNet-Relay uucp: ...!{akgua,allegra,rlgvax,sb1,unmvax,ulysses,ut-sally}!gatech!spaf