Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!we13!ihnp4!fortune!crane From: crane@fortune.UUCP (John Crane) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The I Don't Care Scale Message-ID: <2400@fortune.UUCP> Date: Tue, 31-Jan-84 21:22:02 EST Article-I.D.: fortune.2400 Posted: Tue Jan 31 21:22:02 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 7-Feb-84 08:13:59 EST Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 14 THE I DON'T CARE SCALE 2 jots = 1 tittle 3 tittles = 1 continental 2 continentals = 1 tinker's dam 4 tinker's dams = 1 damn by Joe Ecclesine from "Words at Play" by W.R.E.