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From: toml@oliveb.UUCP (Dave Long)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Spoonerism
Message-ID: <285@oliveb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 22-Feb-84 23:09:01 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 22 23:09:01 1984
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    Sorry about the 'wop' reference, but I don't don't believe that it's that
offensive in this context.

    There was a vampire who inhabited a little Italian town near the Adriatic.
One night as he was walking along the beach, he noticed that there was a girl
sitting on the breakwater.  He went over, and did the whole Nosferatu bit, and
then pushed her over the edge.  The second night, he was surprised to find that
there was another girl sitting in the same place, so he drained her, and then
pushed her over the edge. On the third night, he thought about what would happen
if the bodies were discovered, so he decided to wait afterwards to make sure
the body went out to sea.  He had just pushed the girl over the edge, when he
noticed that there was a shark down in the water, singing /* reversed */
"....daeh ym no gnillaf peek spoW-deniarD".

    (If you believe in vampires, you shouldn't complain about singing sharks
in the Adriatic)

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