Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihldt.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!ihldt!paveleck From: paveleck@ihldt.UUCP (Bob Paveleck) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: More Tom Swifties Message-ID: <2224@ihldt.UUCP> Date: Wed, 1-Feb-84 09:55:47 EST Article-I.D.: ihldt.2224 Posted: Wed Feb 1 09:55:47 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 7-Feb-84 09:02:13 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 15 "Here are some more lines for the Tom Swift story", he added: "Your place or mine?", she asked invitingly. "How about the hotel down the street?", Tom said in a reserved way. "Do they have X-rated movies?", she asked explicitly. Tom reflected on this a while, saying, "No, but they have mirrored ceilings." "Sounds great? Let's do it!", she yielded. "I can't wait!", he ejaculated. "No! I can't do it with you!", she smoked. "What's wrong? Am I not good enough?", Tom asked dryly. "You just don't excite me", she said frigidly. Bob Paveleck ihldt!paveleck