Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsl!wombat From: wombat@uicsl.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: re: wombats and devils and kangaroo - (nf) Message-ID: <5721@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 17-Feb-84 22:45:58 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5721 Posted: Fri Feb 17 22:45:58 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 20-Feb-84 07:10:03 EST Lines: 51 #R:wdl1:-13900:uicsl:5900033:000:1904 uicsl!wombat Feb 17 17:09:00 1984 And, never missing a chance to plug my favorite animal song, from "I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again", it's Persecuting Pigeons in Trafalgar Square Oh, whenever I feel glum, I collect a bag of crumbs And on Sunday I go out to take the air With a crust of mother's pride and a pinch of cyanide Persecuting pigeons in Trafalgar Square In the early morning rush, with my bottle and my brush Coating Nelson's Column with great care With some stuff that looks like paint, but I promise you, it ain't I'm persecuting pigeons in Trafalgar Square Oh, I can't agree with crucifying crickets And I wouldn't wish a wombat any harm And I'd never flagellate a defenseless alligatah And I'd seldom irritate an armadillo But on Sunday after tea, just my grandmama and me How we love it and the people all declare Though she's nearly ninety-one, she still gets a lot of fun >From persecuting pigeons in Trafalgar Square Promenading in St. James I play lots of little games Any dark and stormy night you'll see me there When I'm digging up the weeds and planting hemlock seeds For persecuting pigeons from Trafalagar Square Oh it's naughty I agree but, I inoculate a peanut With a powder that would paralyze a bear So a bird that takes the bait'll find it absolutely fatal Persecuting pigeons in Trafalgar Square Oh, I don't approve of mutilating muskrats It's appalling when impalas are impaled And I'm never much elated when a bat is being baited And I've never castigated whales (or Scotland) I have built a little brush like a little model thrush (?) And before each bird alights it says a prayer 'cause where the altar should have been I have fixed a guillotine For persecuting pigeons in Trafalgar Square Persecuting pigeons in Trafalgar Square (Why don't we all go down to Trafalgar Square...) Wombat "still looking for the green eye of the little yellow dog" ihnp4!uiucdcs!uicsl!wombat