Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site nbires.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!ut-sally!nbires!lizard From: lizard@nbires.UUCP (LisaLynn Turboff) Newsgroups: net.pets Subject: Gross Encounter Message-ID: <281@nbires.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 12:30:16 EST Article-I.D.: nbires.281 Posted: Tue Feb 21 12:30:16 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 22-Feb-84 07:25:25 EST Distribution: net.jokes Organization: NBI, Boulder Lines: 29 Honestly folks, I have a poop removal service. They come weekly and remove my dog's turds from the yard. Their invoice: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- POOP VAN SCOOP 399-7020 ELIMINATES GROSS ENCOUNTERS OF THE TURD KIND NAME:TURBOFF LISA ADDRESS:1220 GEORGETOWN RD 1 Dog(s) DATE:2/7/84-3/7/84 1PER WEEK 9 CURRENT 0 OVERDUE 0 INTEREST ________________________________ 9 TOTAL DUE WE'RE #1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS ------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is not an advertisement for PVS, simply a copy of their invoice. Lisa ~