Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekcad.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!alberta!ubc-vision!uw-beaver!tektronix!tekcad!keithl From: keithl@tekcad.UUCP (Keith Lofstrom ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Abnormal Submission Contest Message-ID: <186@tekcad.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 04:00:56 EST Article-I.D.: tekcad.186 Posted: Thu Feb 9 04:00:56 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 06:25:25 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 26 What is the most abnormal circumstance in which a net article has been or is being submitted? I'm sure many of you with terminals at home have submitted an article in the nude, or from the lavatory; perhaps the more deviant have submitted articles while amorously engaged (perhaps we should start a "1200 BOD" club to match the "mile high" club...). How about portable terminal submissions while rock climbing? Underwater? From jail? Submissions via Morse code, hand punched paper tape, supermarket bar code readers? Video games? Knotted rope? Cuneiform reader? Typed with an abnormal portion of your body? Typed by a trained animal? Perhaps multiple satellite paths; what is the vi editor like with half a dozen trips to geosynchronous? How about mag tape on a pigeon? Given some of the immature but talented people on the net (including myself) I expect to see some pretty wild stuff. Be sure to ROT 13 anything obscenely depraved. I or Tektronix take no responsibility for anyone killed while submitting a netnews article at over 55 mph... Hang by your thumbs (if you can type with your feet, as I am doing now ...) -- Keith Lofstrom uucp: {ucbvax,decvax,chico,pur-ee,cbosg,ihnss}!teklabs!vice!keithl CSnet: keithl@tek ARPAnet:keithl.tek@rand-relay