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From: twiss@stolaf.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.misc,net.tv
Subject: Re: A New Topic! \(\* insert fanfare here \*\)
Message-ID: <1344@stolaf.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 29-Jan-84 12:05:50 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 29 12:05:50 1984
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Well, Jeff, Cal. isn't the only wierd place in the world.  In Topeka, KS
(or was it KC) there is a car salesman who actually got runner-up in a 
nation-wide contest for the most ridiculous car salesman.  His name is
Boots Williams and he has a sidekick named colonel Billy who sounds like
he garggles with gravel.
	Such selling ploys include being chased by a bull up a hay stack
(no bull at Boots Williams' Ford), running around his car lot naked (but
wearing a barrel) and being chased by Col. Billy (they ran out of money
by virtue of their low, low prices).  So stop by Boots Williams Ford.
Take I-70 east and take that SWIIINGIN' Red Bridge Exit!
	Col. Billy has become very popular in other insipid commercials,
too.  He has been seen in a barrel in a commercial for the "Inflation
Beatin' Eatin' at the Rockwood Smorgasboard", flying (superimposed over
background) down the streets of KC for a waterbed commercial....
	Where does it end?
	I hear he's doing a commercial for a wombat-steak house......

					Tom Twiss
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