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From: lizard@nbires.UUCP (LisaLynn Turboff)
Newsgroups: net.pets
Subject: Gross Encounter
Message-ID: <281@nbires.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 12:30:16 EST
Article-I.D.: nbires.281
Posted: Tue Feb 21 12:30:16 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 22-Feb-84 07:25:25 EST
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Honestly folks, I have a poop removal service.  They come weekly and
remove my dog's turds from the yard.  Their invoice:

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			POOP VAN SCOOP
			   399-7020

	ELIMINATES GROSS ENCOUNTERS OF THE TURD KIND

NAME:TURBOFF LISA
ADDRESS:1220 GEORGETOWN RD			1 Dog(s)
DATE:2/7/84-3/7/84				1PER WEEK

			9			CURRENT
			0			OVERDUE
			0			INTEREST
			________________________________
			9		TOTAL DUE

	WE'RE #1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS

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This is not an advertisement for PVS, simply a copy of their invoice.

							Lisa
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