Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site cwruecmp.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!cwruecmp!borgia From: borgia@cwruecmp.UUCP (The Prince) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: a hundred ways to say no Message-ID: <919@cwruecmp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 26-Jan-84 18:43:55 EST Article-I.D.: cwruecmp.919 Posted: Thu Jan 26 18:43:55 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 2-Feb-84 00:55:05 EST Organization: CWRU Computer Engr. Cleveland, Ohio Lines: 32 How about posting a hundred ways to say no? cryptic/elaborate ways to turn people off ... Here are some for starters. **** off get lost beat it - michael jackson go straight to hell boys it ain't coca cola, it's rice - the clash go **** a rolling doughnut take a flying **** at the moon - kurt vonnegut jr. go fly a kite - Case sophomore are you trying to make me? - a princess from junkiedom USA kaput - A. hitler Notes. 1. a friend insists that i must ack every line i post. 2. the naive reader is reminded that **** stands for certain biological/bodily functions such as shpx, fuvg, cvff (rot13) 3. alternatives to **** are permutations such as @! &*@? etc. ... Cesare