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From: za62@sdccsu3.UUCP (Brian Keves)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: RE: Three rules of International air travel
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Date: Sun, 29-Jan-84 06:55:10 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 29 06:55:10 1984
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>From sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn Mon Jan 23 19:49:34 1984
>
>This discussion reminds me of the three rules of international air
>travel:
>
>(1)  Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used
>	to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
>(2)  Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you
>	know *exactly* what you're doing.
>(3)  Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than yours are.

There is only one flaw with number 3. Now, honestly, tell me how
many people you know who's troubles are exactly the same as yours,
not including a spouse.  If your answer is 0, your never going to
get laid in an airplane washroom.

		Brian Keves
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