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From: paveleck@ihldt.UUCP (Bob Paveleck)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More Tom Swifties
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Date: Wed, 1-Feb-84 09:55:47 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  1 09:55:47 1984
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"Here are some more lines for the Tom Swift story", he added:

"Your place or mine?", she asked invitingly.
"How about the hotel down the street?", Tom said in a reserved way.
"Do they have X-rated movies?", she asked explicitly.
Tom reflected on this a while, saying, "No, but they have mirrored
ceilings."
"Sounds great? Let's do it!", she yielded.
"I can't wait!", he ejaculated.
"No! I can't do it with you!", she smoked.
"What's wrong? Am I not good enough?", Tom asked dryly.
"You just don't excite me", she said frigidly.

						Bob Paveleck
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