Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sdccsu3.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!za62 From: za62@sdccsu3.UUCP (Brian Keves) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: RE: Three rules of International air travel Message-ID: <1484@sdccsu3.UUCP> Date: Sun, 29-Jan-84 06:55:10 EST Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.1484 Posted: Sun Jan 29 06:55:10 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 31-Jan-84 03:44:43 EST Organization: U.C. San Diego, Computer Center Lines: 19 >From sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn Mon Jan 23 19:49:34 1984 > >This discussion reminds me of the three rules of international air >travel: > >(1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used > to be Braniff or Aeroflot). >(2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you > know *exactly* what you're doing. >(3) Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than yours are. There is only one flaw with number 3. Now, honestly, tell me how many people you know who's troubles are exactly the same as yours, not including a spouse. If your answer is 0, your never going to get laid in an airplane washroom. Brian Keves !sdccsu3!za62 za62@NOSC