Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site akgua.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!tlh From: tlh@akgua.UUCP (T.L. Harris [Tom]) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Another pun but I'm not guilty Message-ID: <577@akgua.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 13:25:51 EST Article-I.D.: akgua.577 Posted: Tue Feb 21 13:25:51 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 22-Feb-84 02:37:08 EST References: <1652@rlgvax.UUCP>, <26200004@hpfclg.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Technologies, Atlanta Lines: 31 One evening, out on the trail, Roy Rogers was about to retire for the night. He dropped his sombrero on the ground, sang a song (he and Dale do so at the drop of a hat), and took off his shiney new boots. He fell asleep. Out of the night crepted a sneaky pump, which grabbed Roy's new boots and rended them asunder. Roy awoke to this noise, grabbed his trusty six-shooter, and dispatched the puma. With the beast over his saddle, and his boots hanging from the saddle horn, Roy returned to the ranch. As he arrived, Dale came out to meet him. Just then, a gust of wind blew Roy's hat from his head, and Dale began to sing..... "Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.... (To the tune of The Chattanooga Choo Choo) ...remember - a pun, being the lowest form of humor is, therefore, the basis for all wit... From the Pond of the Phrog !akgua!tlh! Squtty Body 10/4 One evening, out on the trail, Roy Rogers was about to retire for the night. He dorpped his sombrero on the ground, sung a song (he and Dale do so at the drop of 6 retire for the night. He dropped his sombrero on the 9 rigers of the day, he fell quickly to sleep.