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From: sam@phs.UUCP
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Subject: Responses to first lines
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Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 10:23:21 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  6 10:23:21 1984
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     My favorite response to bad first lines is the previously mentioned
"I already have one asshole in my pants...".  Another putdown I've used
on occaision is "Why don't you go home and work it out by hand?"

     I once had a young man approach me at a college mixer and ask if I
knew what time it was.  He was wearing a watch and I was standing under
a clock.  He was rather good looking and seemed so nervous,so  I told him it
was time to dance, and we passed a very enjoyable evening.


Sherry Marts
duke!phs!sam