Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!sb1!mb2c!uofm-cv!cosivax!dep From: dep@cosivax.UUCP (David E. Pugh) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The lasses of Ireland Message-ID: <128@cosivax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 4-Feb-84 19:25:22 EST Article-I.D.: cosivax.128 Posted: Sat Feb 4 19:25:22 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 08:11:16 EST Lines: 18 <---- just in case ----> This tale is best told with an irish accent, and a grin... "Have ye heard the tale of the lasses of Irelend ? "Well, they always carried with them a lemon, in case of seduction. Now the effectiveness of the lemon, as a deterrent, was not great. But, it served to take the smile off the lasses' face before she returned home" Feel free to replace the Irish elements of the tale with those of your favorite ethnic group. --David Pugh (uofm-cv!cosivax!dep)