Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxn.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!ihuxn!ejk47 From: ejk47@ihuxn.UUCP (Ed Kufeldt, ihuxn ejk47) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Little Johnny Joke OfF. ROT13 Message-ID: <530@ihuxn.UUCP> Date: Tue, 31-Jan-84 19:50:50 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxn.530 Posted: Tue Jan 31 19:50:50 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 7-Feb-84 06:45:02 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 19 Bar qnl yvggyr Wbuaal jnf va uvf zbgure'f jnl, fb fur frag uvz bhg gb cynl. Orsber ur yrsg fur fnvq, "Gurl'er chggvat hc n ubhfr qbja gur fgerrg. Jul qba'g lbh tb naq jngpu gur pnecragref ohvyq vg. Lbh zvtug yrnea fbzrguvat." Wbuaal fnvq BX naq ur yrsg gb jngpu gur zra pbafgehpg gur ubhfr. Ur jnf fb snfpvangrq gung ur fgnlrq gurer gvyy qvaare gvzr. Uvf zbgure fbba pnyyrq uvz sbe uvz gb pbzr va naq rng. Juvyr Wbuaal jnf jnfuvat uvf unaqf, uvf zbgure nfxrq uvz vs ur unq yrnearq nalguvat. Ur ercyvrq, "Lrf zbz. Jngpu guvf." Wbuaal gura cebprrqrq gb ubyq uvf unaq jvgu uvf guhzo hc, naq zbirq uvf guhzo gb evtug juvyr fnlvat, "Url Trbetr zbir gur obneq n pbhcyr bs phag unvef gb gur evtug. Guvf, bs pbhefr tbg uvf zbgure znq naq fur fnvq, "Jul Wbuaal, tb gb gur pybfrg naq trg zl fjvgpu." Gb juvpu Wbuaal ercyvrq, "Qb vg lbhefrys Zn. V nva'g ab shpxva' ryrpgevpvna." Rq Xhsryqg :~)