Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site allegra.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!root From: root@allegra.UUCP (root) Newsgroups: net.motss Subject: forwarded message Message-ID: <2278@allegra.UUCP> Date: Sun, 12-Feb-84 04:10:05 EST Article-I.D.: allegra.2278 Posted: Sun Feb 12 04:10:05 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 04:35:41 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 23 A day in the life ... I got a very excited phone call from my friend Tom in California. He and his lover, Mark, were strolling down the beach at Malibu and noticed a group of nice looking young men. As they walked by, they noticed one guy sitting on another guy's lap. One in white trunks called out to Tom (an obscene but friendly remark). "Hey, they're gay!" said Tom. "Yeah, and the guy in the white trunks is Lance!" said Mark. [Note: Lance is a young blond porno star.] Tom didn't believe it, so they walked on. Later, the group of guys walked by them, and Tom saw the famous panther-head tattoo on Lance's arm. He called out "Hey, you're Lance!", and they all wound up talking for a while. (The white trunks were actually Calvin Klein underwear!) One guy gave Tom his business card (he sold Roll Royces in San Francisco), and Lance wrote Tom's phone number on the back of his hand. "Lance", but not Lance