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Subject: Re: Re: Georgia Tech - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 20:11:37 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  6 20:11:37 1984
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Okay, uicsg!vijay, you idiotic twit, as long as we're going to
play dirty about alma maters, I have a joke for you.

Three (male) engineers went to a restaurant for a lunch meeting.
One was from Carnegie-Mellon, one from Pitt, and the other (and
by far the most unsavory, I might add) was from U. of Illinois.
They decided to hit the men's room before they sat down to order.
The three of them lined up at the urinals to do their business,
and when the Pitt graduate was done, he went over to the sinks,
quickly rinsed off his hands, and stood weighting for the other
two.  The Ill. grad finished, and he too went to the sink, but
instead of washing quickly, he took an inordinate amount of time,
used lots of soap all the way up to the elbows, rinsed twice,
 used four towels drying off and he too stood waiting.  The
C-MU grad finished up, but instead of washing his hands, he walked
straight past the other two and into the restaurant.

When they were seated at the table, the Pitt graduate said, "You
know, at Pitt we were taught to get a job done quickly."

"Oh, yeah?" said the Illini, "Well, at Illinois, we were taught
to do a job thoroughly and completely."

"At C-MU," said the Techie, "we're taught not to piss on our hands."

-- 
Mike Leibensperger @ Masscomp, Westford MA 01886
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