Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!kaufman From: kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (kaufman ) Newsgroups: net.sf-lovers Subject: Re: Re: SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIAN - (nf) Message-ID: <5533@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-Feb-84 22:29:39 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5533 Posted: Sat Feb 11 22:29:39 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 04:44:25 EST Lines: 18 #R:ihuxq:-60000:uiucdcs:12500067:000:867 uiucdcs!kaufman Feb 10 10:38:00 1984 Let's not forget the worst man-in-bear-suit costume. The polar bear the kids ran into was even more pitiful than the grizzly (?) in that fine BOMB of last year - HERCULES (you remember, where they rapidly switch between scenes of a snarling bear and those of a guy in a (different colored!) bear suit wrestling Lou Ferrigno (who despite his deafness was the most articulate member of the cast)). Anyway, the bear in SCCTM looked like it hadn't eaten in a month. Perhaps these are the two worst movies I've ever seen - I haven't yet had the privilege to see the immortal Plan Nine. By the way, before any of you have me committed, I only spent a total of $2 on those beauties. Pardon me for parenthesizing. Ken "couldn't bear it any longer" Kaufman (...!uiucdcs!kaufman)