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From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: 1984 CLASS OFFERINGS
Message-ID: <558@pyuxa.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 13:35:58 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  9 13:35:58 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 10-Feb-84 04:59:18 EST
Organization: Central Services Org., Piscataway N.J.
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TO:	ALL EMPLOYEES
SUBJECT: 1984 CLASSES

Listed below are classes being offered to all employees beginning
April 1984.  Due to the expertise of the instructors, these classes
were very popular last year.  As before, these classes will be offered
on the premises, and employees will be given time off to encourage
attendance.

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