Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!jalote From: jalote@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A joke - (nf) Message-ID: <5473@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Wed, 8-Feb-84 22:31:17 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5473 Posted: Wed Feb 8 22:31:17 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 06:20:32 EST Lines: 17 #N:uiuccsb:8700071:000:774 uiuccsb!jalote Feb 8 14:52:00 1984 A guy in a tribe in africa fell in love with a pretty american girl. So, Papa Tu decided to marry her. He went to meet her father and asked for her hand. The father was obviouly not very pleased by the offer, and decided to try to dissuade him. Father : My daughter likes to buy expensive clothes. Papa Tu: Papa Tu loves, Papa Tu will buy her clothes. The father, not very pleased with the outcome, tried to lay another condition. Father : My daughter needs to take a trip around the world once a year. Papa Tu: Papa Tu loves, Papa Tu will take her around the world. The father very frustated tried to think hard. Then he suddenly got the bright idea. Father : My daughter's man needs to have One foot long. To which the reply came : Papa Tu loves, Papa Tu will cut.