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From: mat@linus.UUCP (Michael A. Turniansky)
Newsgroups: net.comics
Subject: comic LBJ's
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Date: Wed, 22-Feb-84 10:28:21 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 22 10:28:21 1984
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	In light of the recent submission of "the canonical collection
of LBJ's to net.jokes (938@vax2.fluke.UUCP), I thought it appropriate
to mention the following comic-related ones:

	How many Justice Leaguers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

	Two.  One to hold the bulb, and one to turn the planet.
	(Thanx to Chuck Staples for this one.)


	How many Avengers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

	Ten.  One to screw it in, nine to quit forever.


			--Mike Turniansky


P. S.  Matt Murdock and Dr. McNighter don't care if the light bulb
	needs changing or not.