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From: jj@alice.UUCP (hp)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes,net.politics
Subject: Sigh.  Get a LOAD of this!
Message-ID: <2602@alice.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Feb-84 15:45:41 EST
Article-I.D.: alice.2602
Posted: Mon Feb 13 15:45:41 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 03:46:47 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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>In Nashville,  Tenn. a store is urging men to forget flowers  and
>candy  for  their  MOTAS's     this  year  and instead give their
>valentine a Colt .38 Caliber weapon.   "For  a  lasting  gift  of
>love,  insure  her  with  Colt,"  is their advertising slogan.  A
>women's handgun training class is included with the purchase  and
>credit cards are accepted.


Boy!  I hate to see the lovers quarrels that THIS starts!

"Bang!  You're dead."