Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxle.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!whuxle!mag From: mag@whuxle.UUCP (Gray Mike) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Georgia Tech - (nf) Message-ID: <239@whuxle.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 13:39:59 EST Article-I.D.: whuxle.239 Posted: Thu Feb 9 13:39:59 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 10-Feb-84 06:57:09 EST References: <5279@uiucdcs.UUCP>, <140@yeti.UUCP> <149@sjuvax.UUCP> Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany Lines: 23 >This is a followup to the article about Engineers at CMU being taught >not to piss on their hands. > >A common term used to describe studious/serious people when I was >in High School was Dork. The "Official" definition was as follows : > >Dork - Someone so intent on not giving offense that they put their > foot in the toilet and piss down their leg; avoiding disturbing > anyone by the noise. > >Thought it might be amusing. >-- > > > Binayak Banerjee > {allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!bbanerje > > A woman I know heard this definition and pointed out that it precluded women from being dorks: it would always go down the wrong leg! Mike Gray, BTL, WH.