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Subject: forwarded message
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Date: Sun, 12-Feb-84 04:10:05 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 12 04:10:05 1984
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		A day in the life ...

I got a very excited phone call from my friend Tom in California.  He
and his lover, Mark, were strolling down the beach at Malibu and
noticed a group of nice looking young men.  As they walked by, they
noticed one guy sitting on another guy's lap.  One in white trunks
called out to Tom (an obscene but friendly remark).

"Hey, they're gay!" said Tom.

"Yeah, and the guy in the white trunks is Lance!" said Mark.

[Note:  Lance is a young blond porno star.]

Tom didn't believe it, so they walked on.  Later, the group of guys
walked by them, and Tom saw the famous panther-head tattoo on Lance's
arm.  He called out "Hey, you're Lance!", and they all wound up talking
for a while.  (The white trunks were actually Calvin Klein underwear!)
One guy gave Tom his business card (he sold Roll Royces in San
Francisco), and Lance wrote Tom's phone number on the back of his
hand.

				"Lance", but not Lance