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From: bobr@teklds.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: true headlines (rot)
Message-ID: <115@teklds.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 19-Jan-84 18:12:39 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 19 18:12:39 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 08:22:48 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Sebz Sro 84 Angvbany Ynzcbba:

"Znffvir Betna Ybbxf sbe Ubzr"
	Yvapbya (Aroe.) Wbheany/Zvxr Zbber

"Znevwhnan Svar Qebccrq gb $100 ol Wbvag Cnary"
	Napubentr Qnvyl Arjf/Znep Terrabhtu

"Urnil Qevaxvat Oynzrq sbe Nypbubyvfz"
	Gvzrf bs Mnzovn/Jvyyvnz Oheevyy

"Nobegvba Fubhyqa'g Uvaqre Certanapl"
	Gnyynunffrr Qrzbpeng/Ryyra Yrqql

"Betna Jvyy Or Fcrnxre ng Fregbzn Pbasrerapr"
	Punggnabbtn Arjf-Serr Cerff/J. Nyna Onyy

"Puevfg Gevhzcuf va Fgngr Bcra Tbys"
	Jvfpbafva Fgngr Wbheany/Fnz Zvyyre

"Urnqyrff Obql va Gbcyrff One"
	Arj Lbex Cbfg/Evpuneq Phaqnev

"Qrnq Jbzna Grfgvsvrf"
	(A.Z.) Pheerag-Nethf/Wbua Fgbar

"Tbq Perqvgrq jvgu 2 Neerfgf"
	Pyrirynaq Cynva Qrnyre/Revp Nzoeb

"Uvyqn Ghpxre Ubearl, ng 81"
	Onygvzber Fha/Rqjneq E. Pbaare

"Pbaterff Nggnpxrq ol Ohetre"
	Nyohdhredhr Gevohar/Fpbgg Cuvyyvcf

"Zna Sbhaq Qrnq va Przrgrel"
	Wrefrl Wbheany/Wvz Qbjarl

"Ryqreyl Yrff Yvxryl gb Qvr vs Gurl Fnl Gurl Srry Tbbq, Erfrnepure Fnlf"
	Fna Senapvfpb Puebavpyr/Znex Fnky

"Gjb Vasrpgrq Orniref Ebnzvat Pnzchf Cbfr Rcvqrzvp Guerng gb Pbzzhavgl"
	Znffnpuhfrggf Qnvyrl Pbyyrtvna/Whyvna Jrore

"Zbbfr Jbzra Vaivgr Choyvp gb Fgrnx Qvaare"
	Snyyoebbx (Pnyvs.) Ragrecevfr/Zvpunry Phegvf

"Zna Sbhaq Qrpncvgngrq Qvrq bs Urnq Vawhevrf"
	Sbeg Zlref Arjf-Cerff/Anapl Y. Nyyra

"Nezfgebat Ehoore Fgevxr Rkcnaqf"
	Terrajvpu (Pbaa.) Gvzrf/Wvz Ynjgre

"Ybtna Zna Xvyyrq va Ovt Htyl Jerpx"
	Puneyrfgba (J. In.) Tnmrggr

"Orrs Cynag Gnyxf"
	Fna Senapvfpb Puebavpyr/Ovyy Fgebhq

"Evpr Urnq Cynaf Ivfvg"
	Nyohdhredhr Wbheany/Fpbgg Cuvyvcf

"Pbybeshy Onyyf Nzhfr Zbqrea-Qnl Nguyrgrf"
	Ybenva (Buvb) Wbheany/Gbz Znaqng