Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!floyd!whuxle!pyuxll!abnjh!u1100a!pyuxn!pyuxww!mhuxm!mhuxl!ihnp4!cbosgd!qusavx!mst!dhb From: dhb@mst.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: For asparagus lovers Message-ID: <111@mst.UUCP> Date: Fri, 27-Jan-84 10:09:39 EST Article-I.D.: mst.111 Posted: Fri Jan 27 10:09:39 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 31-Jan-84 02:39:32 EST Lines: 16 I'm relatively new to the net, so sorry if this is a repeat - There were these three asparagus walking down the road. As they crossed the road, one got hit by a truck. The other two called an ambulance and rushed their friend to the hospital. After many hours of operating, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to the other two asparagus, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is your friend will be OK. The bad news is he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life." Don't blame me, I didn't make it up. Don Barstow MicroStandard Technologies cbosgd!qusavx!mst!dhb