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From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen)
Newsgroups: net.startrek
Subject: Re: Red Men
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Date: Thu, 2-Feb-84 18:04:16 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  2 18:04:16 1984
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What you've all failed to notice is that in every episode the same
crewman is sent into a dangerous situation solely to provide an
opportunity for Bones to say "He's dead, Jim."  This crewman was named
Crewman Glint, and examples of his demise are shown below.

KIRK:   Glint, check out that wire hanging from there."
GLINT:  Yes, Captain..... ARRRRRRRRGH!
McCOY:  He's dead, Jim.

SPOCK:  Crewman Glint, remove those pods from the confusarectory.
GLINT:  Yes, Mr. Spock..... ARRRRRRGH!
McCOY:  He's dead, Jim.

KIRK:   All right, Mr. Scott, beam up Crewman Glint from the planet's surface.
SCOTT:  Aye aye, Captain. [UNUSUAL TRANSPORTER NOISES] Capt'n, th' traansperter
		is picking oop a raaaand'm signull frum th' planet's serrrfess
		'n' Ah din't noo wye.
McCOY:  He's dead, Jim.
KIRK:   Who's dead, Bones?
McCOY:  How should I know?  I'm a doctor not a clairvoyant!
-- 
Pardon me for breathing...
	Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr