Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!parsec!ctvax!uokvax!andree From: andree@uokvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: true headlines (rot) - (nf) Message-ID: <5513@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 23:02:25 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5513 Posted: Thu Feb 9 23:02:25 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 06:15:50 EST Lines: 10 #R:teklds:-11500:uokvax:7500111:000:173 uokvax!andree Feb 8 08:31:00 1984 My favorite such headline is from the now defunct Oklahoma Journal (RIP), during one long hot summer: "Texans Die in Heat." "With wobbly to fill in the chinks."