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Subject: Re: true headlines (rot) - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 23:02:25 EST
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uokvax!andree    Feb  8 08:31:00 1984

My favorite such headline is from the now defunct Oklahoma Journal
(RIP), during one long hot summer:

	"Texans Die in Heat."
	
	"With wobbly to fill in the chinks."