Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihu1e.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!ihu1e!howardh From: howardh@ihu1e.UUCP (Phaedrus) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Good ethnic joke Message-ID: <192@ihu1e.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 13:11:40 EST Article-I.D.: ihu1e.192 Posted: Tue Feb 21 13:11:40 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 22-Feb-84 02:38:36 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 17 BTW, have you heard the one about Jesus's ancestry? You haven't? Well it goes like this: There are two guys standing in the street discussing Jesus's ethnic background. The first guy says, 'Look, whatever he ended up as, we know he had to have started out as a Jew. For instance, he lived at home until he was 30 years old; when he finally got out he went into his father's business; and his mother thought he was a god.' The other guy says, 'Well on the other hand there's a good chance he was Irish. After all, he thought his mother was a virgin.' A third guy walking past them in the street stops and says, 'If you guys are so smart, just tell me why he's got a Puerto Rican name.'" This was told in the Chicago Reader by Prof. Ted Cohen at U. of Chicago and is reprinted here without permission. -- Sliding thru the keyboard of life - Phaedrus c/o ihnp4!ihu1e!howardh