Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ih1ap.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!burl!we13!ihnp4!ih1ap!pat From: pat@ih1ap.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: One liners Message-ID: <282@ih1ap.UUCP> Date: Tue, 31-Jan-84 14:00:48 EST Article-I.D.: ih1ap.282 Posted: Tue Jan 31 14:00:48 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 2-Feb-84 01:16:32 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 17 Although not single anymore, two of my own best one liners were: "If you come with me, I'll come with you!" and "I'll bet your nothing without those jeans!". Also, one time on the way to the men's room, a woman at the bar stopped me and asked my opinion. She said the guy next to her was saying that come is nutricious. When asked what I though, I replied,- "If God wanted me to eat come, he would have made my ---- longer!" Ahhh, those single bars were sure fun! P. A. Fargo AT&T Bell Laboratories - IH