Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!sb1!sb6!bpa!burdvax!sjuvax!5587hw02 From: 5587hw02@sjuvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to dead babies and lepers Message-ID: <173@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 12:31:39 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.173 Posted: Tue Feb 21 12:31:39 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 23-Feb-84 05:42:19 EST Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa. Lines: 13 Q: Why does one boil water when preparing for the birth of a baby ? A: So that if it's born dead you can make soup. ************************************************************************ Q: What do you call a leper in a bathtub ? A: Stew.