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From: moriarty@uw-june.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: WOMBAT MENACE ELIMINATED
Message-ID: <993@uw-june>
Date: Tue, 14-Feb-84 15:01:56 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 14 15:01:56 1984
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Perhaps... but thanks to constant chemical research, we, the federated
criminal scientists (formally called THRUSH, until we left in a pay-cut
grievance), learned to clone Beta-type Queen Wombats by the score.
Far-sighted Wombat leaders hired us several years ago for just such an
eventuality (Buicks have long been a major Wombat fear), and since they have
such great employee benifits (in such nice wooded areas), we plan to stay on
as consultants.  So while you won't be hearing from wombats for a while,
you'll regret you lax vigilance later! NYAAH-HA-HA!

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PS  Has anyone heard from UNCLE lately, or what?  Were they canceled by the
    Reagan budget cuts?