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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Some quick groaners
Message-ID: <1706@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 11-Feb-84 00:13:19 EST
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Posted: Sat Feb 11 00:13:19 1984
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It is a cliche by now, but "Don't say you weren't warned!"

SON:	Dad, the girl I love is a rodeo groupie.

FATHER:	Sounds like a stable girl.



Did you hear about the new self help book for petty thieves?  It's called:
"What to take for kleptomania."

A begger stopped a Harvard man on the streets of Boston one day and asked him
for a dollar.  "I don't hand out money on the street." said the Harvard man.
"So what should I do," asked the begger, "open an office?"

				OZ
			seismo!rlgvax!oz