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From: oakland@yale-com.UUCP (Steve Oakland)
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Subject: Tom Swifties, anybody?
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Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 14:53:50 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  6 14:53:50 1984
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Does anybody out there share my (admittedly demented) taste for Tom Swiftie
jokes?  I'm taking up a collection of them, and any submissions are welcome!

A bit of inspiration for those creative juices:

"I like homosexual necrophelia," he said in dead earnest.
"I'm touring Kansas," he stated flatly.
"I've joined a cult that worships shopping bags," he said sacreligiously.

     :Andy         (decvax!yale-comix!oakland)