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Subject: Re: no, no, no!  (more limericks.)
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Date: Sat, 11-Feb-84 13:31:35 EST
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How about this one, by W. S. Gilbert:

		There once was a man from St. Bees,
		Who was stung in the arm by a wasp.
			When they asked if it hurt
			He replied, "Not a bit,
		For I thought all the time 'twas a hornet."

Or:

		There once was a man from St. Paul,
		Who fell in a spring in the fall.
			'Twould be a sad thing
			If he died in the spring,
		But he didn't;  he died in the fall.

Finally:

		There once was a fellow named Tate
		Who went out to dine at 8.8.
			But I'd hate to relate
			What this fellow named Tate
		And his tete-a-tete ate at 8.8.

{philabs,cmcl2!rocky2}!cubsvax!peters            Peter S. Shenkin 
Dept of Biol. Sci.;  Columbia Univ.;  New York, N. Y.  10027;  212-280-5517