Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!sytek!syteka!mr.mincemeat From: mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: not a joke but mildly funny Message-ID: <421@syteka.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Feb-84 20:14:48 EST Article-I.D.: syteka.421 Posted: Fri Feb 3 20:14:48 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 09:29:52 EST Lines: 40 This isn't in net.jokes proper, because as my subject line states, it isn't a joke; but it is sort of amusing, in a twisted way.... I have been noticing a preponderance of these little 'international no' slashed circle stickers with a picture of amerika's favorite clown, (well, before ronald mcreagan), meaning, of course, no bozos, stuck on the backs of cars driven by persons that I personally would not want to speak to because of their *acute* bozonity; t'other day I saw a great one; a sensible, economical station wagon, slightly dirty, with the following BOsigns: a faded american flag decal (in the right corner of the rear window, of course) and one of those repulsive rainbow transparencies smack in the center of the rear window. As I got closer I discovered that not only was there a rainbow, but the rainbow was festooned with a small white dove. Ahh. American flag, rainbow, AND jesus. Well. I got a bit closer ad discovered some more. There were two, count-em-two, plastic-that-is-supposed-to-look-like stained glass rainbow transparencies dangling from the rear view mirror, AND clinging to the mirror was a little SMURF!! Yar-har! a veritable bozobonanza! But, the final touch - - when our pal bozo/anti-bozo turned the corner, I discovered that he was one of these gracelessly balding characters who in a pathetically inadequate effort to cover up his advancing testosterone side-effects, begins to part his hair lower, lower, lower, dragging thin, limp strands forward and spraying, lubing, and otherwise plastering them into a ridiculous bonnet that fools nobody. Bozoverdose!!!! I nearly crashed the econodeathmobile into the neighboring commuterbox.... hee hee hee hee heeeee!!! Well, was it funny at all? It's gotta be better than high school cheerleader chants... cheers, mr.(sweetness and light)mincemeat Tom Teriffic, {ucbvax,hao}!{menlo70,hplabs}!sytek!toms ...decvax!sytek!toms