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From: dhb@mst.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: For asparagus lovers
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Date: Fri, 27-Jan-84 10:09:39 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 27 10:09:39 1984
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I'm relatively new to the net, so sorry if this is a repeat -

There were these three asparagus walking down the road.  As they
crossed the road, one got hit by a truck.  The other two called an
ambulance and rushed their friend to the hospital.

After many hours of operating, the doctor came out to the waiting room
and said to the other two asparagus, "I've got some good news and some
bad news.  The good news is your friend will be OK.  The bad news is
he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

Don't blame me, I didn't make it up.

Don Barstow
MicroStandard Technologies
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