Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uicsl!mather From: mather@uicsl.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: 'Please move over, you are blocking - (nf) Message-ID: <5376@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sat, 4-Feb-84 22:35:34 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5376 Posted: Sat Feb 4 22:35:34 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 02:22:33 EST Lines: 30 #R:hou2h:-27400:uicsl:4300139:000:1137 uicsl!mather Feb 4 15:03:00 1984 >Brian Thomas makes the following points about tailgating: > " 1. It's dangerous(No, you CAN't stop if I do!). > 2. It's stupid(see above). > 3. It's rude(who do you think YOU are?). > 4. It's illegal(for the above reasons). " >I find that number four is rather puzzling. Since when have >stupidity and rudeness become illegal? > > - Harlan B. Braude I beg to differ with you Harlan, but in 1974, stupidity, forgetfulness, and rudeness became Federal crimes. I cite United States Code, Title 32, Section 2003.23: 2003.23 Social Inadequacies - Felony. It shall be a class A felony for a person to be stupid, forgetful, or rude, as defined by the Statute of Social Order (article 102, general definitions) interpreted by Miss Mannors. Persons found guilty of stupidity, forgetfulness, or rudeness, shall be required to drive 40 mph on federal highways, without highbeam lamps, a radio, or other persons in the motor vehicle (see motor vehicle code and net.flame for addition comments.) Currently, there is a bill in Congress that would make silliness a crime. B.C.Mather Le Maitre uiucdcs!uicsl!mather