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From: kjm@ut-ngp.UUCP (Ken Montgomery)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: New Opcodes
Message-ID: <290@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 22:24:55 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.290
Posted: Fri Feb 10 22:24:55 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 17-Feb-84 03:35:54 EST
Organization: Comp. Center, Univ. of Texas at Austin
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[offering to the god of blank lines]

How about:

  SSJ   Select Stacker and Jam
  RCR   Rewind Card Reader
  SSD   Stacker Select Disk
  ECP   Erase Card Punch
  RTP   Reduce ThroughPut
  JLP   Jump and Lose Pointer
  RDI   Reverse Disk Immediate
  BRL   BRanch and Leak
  UCB   Uncouple Communication lines and Break
  SWT   Select Wrong Terminal
  SSM   Stacker Select Memory
  VMA   Violate Maintenance Agreement
  VFE   Violate Field Engineer
  VFO   Violate Female Operator
  EAL   Enable AC to Logic rack
  EAO   Enable AC to Operator
  LUM   LUbricate Memory
  ESP   Enable SPrinkler system
  BSI   Backup Sewer Immediate
  SSP   Seek SPindle
  ENA   ENable Anything
  DIE   DIsable Everyting (UN?X during hardware errors? :-))


        Shredder-of-hapless-smurfs (Ken Montgomery)
        ...{ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!ut-ngp!kjm


P.S. to rm of rrrm: I vote for torturing (surprise...) sm*rfs!