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From: borgia@cwruecmp.UUCP (The Prince)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a hundred ways to say no
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Date: Thu, 26-Jan-84 18:43:55 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 26 18:43:55 1984
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How about posting a hundred ways to say no?
	cryptic/elaborate ways to turn people off ...
Here are some for starters.

**** off
get lost
beat it
	- michael jackson
go straight to hell boys
it ain't coca cola, it's rice
				- the clash
go **** a rolling doughnut
take a flying **** at the moon
				- kurt vonnegut jr.
go fly a kite
				- Case sophomore
are you trying to make me?
				- a princess from junkiedom USA
kaput
	- A. hitler

Notes.
	1. a friend insists that i must ack every line i post.
	2. the naive reader is reminded that **** stands for
		certain biological/bodily functions such as
		shpx, fuvg, cvff (rot13)
	3. alternatives to **** are permutations such as
		@&#! &*@? etc. 

... Cesare