Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to psychologists Message-ID: <580@seismo.UUCP> Date: Tue, 31-Jan-84 22:29:25 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.580 Posted: Tue Jan 31 22:29:25 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 7-Feb-84 08:32:08 EST Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 25 Two developmental psychologists were strolling in the neighborhood of their university, on the edge of a city out west where people in the suburbs keep horses. They saw a small boy sitting on the grass by the side of the street, playing with horse manure. "Very interesting - playing with manure," said one of the developmental psychologists - "let's see if we can find out what he thinks about the manure." They approached cautiously, asked the boy his name, and gradually overcame his shyness. "What are you doing?" one of the developmental pschologists asked. .... "Playin' wit' doo-doo," the small boy said. "And what are you doing with the doo-doo?" the man persisted. ... "Makin' a stat-choo." "What are you making a statue of?" ... "My daddy." [developmental psychologists exchange significant glances] "And why are you making a statue of your daddy?" ... "Cuz I ain't got near enough doo-doo to make a stat-choo of a developmental pschologist..."