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From: kk9w@pur-ee.UUCP (Andersen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Chattanooga Choo Choo
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Date: Thu, 23-Feb-84 12:39:27 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 23 12:39:27 1984
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Organization: Electrical Engineering Department , Purdue University
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All right, that did it.  When I was a little kid, there were two jokes
which my grandparents continuously told.  One was the 'Pardon me Roy'
joke and, since I can't bear to hear one without the other, is the other:

What's the difference between a cynic and a stoic?



One's the place where you wash the dishes and the other's the boid which
brings the babies!


Dave (7 years old at the time) pur-ee!kk9w