Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxq.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!we13!ihnp4!ihuxq!amigo2 From: amigo2@ihuxq.UUCP (John Hobson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: true headlines Message-ID: <595@ihuxq.UUCP> Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 11:56:10 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxq.595 Posted: Mon Feb 6 11:56:10 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 02:46:26 EST References: <115@teklds.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 15 My favorite (alas, apochrophal) headline is to the story apout the patient at a psychiatric hospital who rapes a nurse, then escapes. The head goes: NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS Re the Headline "Crist Triumphs in State Open Golf" from the Wisconsin State Journal. Does this refer to the Milwaukee County judge Christ T. Seraphim (his real name). John Hobson AT&T Bell Labs Naperville, IL (312) 979-0193 ihnp4!ihuxq!amigo2