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From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP
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Subject: Slightly Disgusting Generic Ethnic J
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Date: Tue, 7-Feb-84 14:02:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb  7 14:02:00 1984
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Nf-From: hp-kirk!nathanm    Feb  7 11:02:00 1984


Yes, this one's sort of old.  But I've packaged it in
a more generic form, which should make it a little less
expensive.

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Three members of a generic ethnic minority were walking along
the street one day when they noticed a big pile of... well, a
real steamer.  Said the first to the second, "Is that what I
think it is?"

Said the second generic ethnic, "I don't know.  Why don't you
take a closer look?"

So the first generic ethnic walked over, stuck his face into
the pile and took a deep breath.  He walked back.  "Smells like
it."

Said the second generic ethnic to the third, "Hmm... what do you
think?"

Said the third generic ethnic, "I don't know, why don't you take
a closer look?"

So the second generic ethnic walked over, stuck his hands into
the stuff, kneaded it a bit, and walked back.  "Feels like it,"
he reported.

The third generic ethnic thought a bit.  "I'm still not satisfied."
He walked over, took a big handful and ate it.  "Tastes like
it."

At which point the first generic ethnic concluded, "Yes, I guess
it's what we think it is.  Good thing we didn't step in it."

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Nathan Meyers
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