Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles - hp internal release 1.2; site hp-kirk.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!hp-pcd!nathanm From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Slightly Disgusting Generic Ethnic J Message-ID: <8900059@hp-pcd.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-Feb-84 14:02:00 EST Article-I.D.: hp-pcd.8900059 Posted: Tue Feb 7 14:02:00 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 06:34:46 EST Organization: Hewlett-Packard - Corvallis, OR Lines: 39 Nf-ID: #N:hp-kirk:8900059:000:1160 Nf-From: hp-kirk!nathanm Feb 7 11:02:00 1984 Yes, this one's sort of old. But I've packaged it in a more generic form, which should make it a little less expensive. ---- Three members of a generic ethnic minority were walking along the street one day when they noticed a big pile of... well, a real steamer. Said the first to the second, "Is that what I think it is?" Said the second generic ethnic, "I don't know. Why don't you take a closer look?" So the first generic ethnic walked over, stuck his face into the pile and took a deep breath. He walked back. "Smells like it." Said the second generic ethnic to the third, "Hmm... what do you think?" Said the third generic ethnic, "I don't know, why don't you take a closer look?" So the second generic ethnic walked over, stuck his hands into the stuff, kneaded it a bit, and walked back. "Feels like it," he reported. The third generic ethnic thought a bit. "I'm still not satisfied." He walked over, took a big handful and ate it. "Tastes like it." At which point the first generic ethnic concluded, "Yes, I guess it's what we think it is. Good thing we didn't step in it." ---- Nathan Meyers {hplabs,allegra!harpo}!hp-pcd!nathanm