Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!we13!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!kaufman From: kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (kaufman ) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: 'Please move over, you are blocking - (nf) Message-ID: <5394@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 5-Feb-84 22:26:15 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5394 Posted: Sun Feb 5 22:26:15 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 05:15:37 EST Lines: 26 #R:hou2h:-27400:uiucdcs:36200083:000:916 uiucdcs!kaufman Feb 5 16:32:00 1984 /***** uiucdcs:net.flame / uicsl!mather / 3:03 pm Feb 4, 1984 */ It shall be a class A felony for a person to be stupid, forgetful, or rude, as defined by the Statute of Social Order (article 102, general definitions) interpreted by Miss Mannors. Persons found guilty of stupidity, forgetfulness, or rudeness, shall be required to drive 40 mph on federal highways, without highbeam lamps, a radio, or other persons in the motor vehicle (see motor vehicle code and net.flame for addition comments.) Currently, there is a bill in Congress that would make silliness a crime. B.C.Mather Le Maitre uiucdcs!uicsl!mather /* ---------- */ But that would be a silly bill. Therefore if passed, it would be deemed illegal and revoked. But then it wouldn't be, meaning that it would be reinstated and ... (* SIGH *)! See you all in Tumbolia! Ken Kaufman