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From: rrrm@cwruecmp.UUCP (R Robertson + R McGuire)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: c-c-c-c-o-t-m-c
Message-ID: <930@cwruecmp.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 31-Jan-84 16:32:37 EST
Article-I.D.: cwruecmp.930
Posted: Tue Jan 31 16:32:37 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 2-Feb-84 01:34:16 EST
Organization: CWRU Computer Engr. Cleveland, Ohio
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    I think I have a solution to one of this country's biggest problems,
too many lovable little commercial items.  In answer to this deluge of
little stuffed critters I would like to propose the 'Crucify a Cute 
Commercial Character Of The Month Club'.  During the first week of every
month Feb. Mar. & Apr. I will take nominations by mail for the character(s)
that should be crucified that month.  Some time during the following week
I will report the three characters that received the most nominations on
a ballot in this news group.  During the third week I will accept mail
voting on the character out of the three that should be crucified that
month.  Then I will announce the results in the last week of the month
and we can officially declare that thing CRUCIFIED.

    I would like to open the nominations with The Cabbage Patch Kids.

Other nominations might be Smurfs,
			   Strawberry Shortcake,
			   Garfield,
			   The Care Bears.


    To join the CCCCOTMC all you have to do is vote for the CCCCOTM.

    Please send all comments,suggestions, and nominations to me.

					Ryan McGuire
					(the rm of rrrm)

P.S.  If anyone out there is any good at computer art, I would like to
      have a picture of the monthly winners in some form of torture.