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From: lab@qubix.UUCP (Q-Bick)
Newsgroups: net.sport.hoops
Subject: Re: General Flames on Officials
Message-ID: <871@qubix.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 22-Feb-84 14:41:31 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 22 14:41:31 1984
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"There is that super-star,
	who would get a hit, walk, or sacrifice every time at bat,
	who would get every batter out,
	who would never make a fielding or throwing error,
	who would perfectly call every ball, strike, safe, or out,
	who would never miss a block,
	who would know where the daylight is to run to,
	who would always call the right play,
	who would always see the open receiver,
	who would catch every ball throw his direction,
	who would not be fooled by a play-action pass,
	who would never let a receiver get open,
	who would never miss a lay-up,
	who would never accidentally commit a foul,
	who would see through players to know all of the contact,
	who would know what's happening on the court at all time
		  (because he can concentrate over a 170-degree
		   field of vision),
	who would call every infraction perfectly, obviating the need
		  for instant replays,
	
if you could just get him to lay aside his hot dog and beer and come out
of the stands."

The Q-Bick, {ihnp4,ucbvax}!{sun,amd70,decwrl}!qubix!lab
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