Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxn.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!mhuxm!pyuxww!pyuxn!rlr From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) Newsgroups: net.startrek Subject: Re: Red Men Message-ID: <434@pyuxn.UUCP> Date: Thu, 2-Feb-84 18:04:16 EST Article-I.D.: pyuxn.434 Posted: Thu Feb 2 18:04:16 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 01:48:28 EST References: <1299@stolaf.UUCP> Organization: Central Services Org., Piscataway N.J. Lines: 23 What you've all failed to notice is that in every episode the same crewman is sent into a dangerous situation solely to provide an opportunity for Bones to say "He's dead, Jim." This crewman was named Crewman Glint, and examples of his demise are shown below. KIRK: Glint, check out that wire hanging from there." GLINT: Yes, Captain..... ARRRRRRRRGH! McCOY: He's dead, Jim. SPOCK: Crewman Glint, remove those pods from the confusarectory. GLINT: Yes, Mr. Spock..... ARRRRRRGH! McCOY: He's dead, Jim. KIRK: All right, Mr. Scott, beam up Crewman Glint from the planet's surface. SCOTT: Aye aye, Captain. [UNUSUAL TRANSPORTER NOISES] Capt'n, th' traansperter is picking oop a raaaand'm signull frum th' planet's serrrfess 'n' Ah din't noo wye. McCOY: He's dead, Jim. KIRK: Who's dead, Bones? McCOY: How should I know? I'm a doctor not a clairvoyant! -- Pardon me for breathing... Rich Rosen pyuxn!rlr