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From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Can anyone find the hidden meaning in this story?
Message-ID: <468@pyuxn.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 16-Feb-84 19:40:33 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 16 19:40:33 1984
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A:  I am making the following proposal: ...

B:  I disagree with A's proposal because...

C:  I agree with A's proposal and disagree with B because...

B:  I still maintain that there are problems with A's proposal
        despite what C has said because...

D:  I agree with B.

E:  I agree with A and C.

F:  I agree with B.

G:  I agree with A and C because...

B:  There are still problems with A's proposal despite what others have said
        because...

H:  I agree with A and C.  This B guy has no idea what he's talking about.

I:  I agree with B.
		:		<== ADDITIONAL AGREEMENTS ON BOTH SIDES
		:
C:  What is wrong with this asshole B who keeps disagreeing with A's
        (and my) proposal?  I still say the same thing again only with
        new words like this: ...  Why doesn't B read G's article which
	sums it all up nicely and objectively (by agreeing with me)...
		:
		:
B:  Obviously C didn't read what I said otherwise he wouldn't have
        repeated his words over again.  Either that or he is a
        buffoon.  I don't have any problem saying this after he called
	me an asshole.  But I'll reiterate: ...
		:
		:
C:  How dare you make a personal attack against me like that?  Who are
	you to impose your opinions on other people by disagreeing with
	me?  I propose net.discussion.B so that we can get off of this
	topic (by having everyone agree with me, of course) and hurl
	insults at B for imposing his opinions on us.  How dare B monopolize
	this discussion by providing points of view in opposition to mine
	so frequently (i.e., more than once)?  And his signature file?
	"Excuse me for existing"?  That's really obnoxious!!!!!!
	Not that I understand it at all, but still...

Vogon captain:  It's time to break up this planet into little sub-planets...

B:  I'm against that, let me explain...

Marvin:  Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and what do they do?  They
	 use my words as signature lines in pithy little netnews articles.
	 Pardon me for ...  Oh, sorry, that offends people.  It's a good thing
	 we're all going to die, isn't it...

Mexican bandit interested in music:  Subgroups?  We dunn nid no steenkeen
	 subgroups?

C:  How dare B continue his vitriolic attacks against me? ...

B:  Why does C continue to claim that I am attacking him.  God, I wasn't
	expecting the Netnews Inquisition?

[WHISSSSSSH!]
-- 
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway oh, god, I'm so depressed...
	Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr