Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!renner From: renner@uiucdcs.UUCP (renner ) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: California Weather - (nf) Message-ID: <5416@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 22:26:26 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5416 Posted: Mon Feb 6 22:26:26 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 13:41:14 EST Lines: 12 #R:proper:-95000:uiucdcs:36200086:000:410 uiucdcs!renner Feb 6 13:45:00 1984 A friend of mine was once confronted at a science-fiction convention by a well-tanned man from Los Angeles. This man sneered at my friend's pale skin and asked: "What's the matter? Don't you get any sunshine in Illinois?" My friend replied: "No, we send all of that over to California...just like the water from Colorado." Now you can have a snappy comeback line. Scott Renner {ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!renner