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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Fortune cookies
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Date: Tue, 7-Feb-84 13:37:26 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb  7 13:37:26 1984
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Honest to God, this really happened:  After dinner at a Chinese restaurant,
we got fortune cookies.

	Mine:  Try to show off your best tonight.

	Hers:  Be especially careful tonight.


Who says fortune cookies are just a joke?

		-Dan Klein , Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh