Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekecs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!orca!tekecs!nancyh From: nancyh@tekecs.UUCP (Nancy Hill) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Desperate Times = Desperate Measures Message-ID: <3461@tekecs.UUCP> Date: Wed, 1-Feb-84 16:57:09 EST Article-I.D.: tekecs.3461 Posted: Wed Feb 1 16:57:09 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 02:14:22 EST Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 6 Times are really getting tough. The other night my sister had her porch light stolen (light bulb, socket, everything) - while it was still on.