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Subject: Laws of the Library
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Date: Thu, 19-Jan-84 16:40:28 EST
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Librantel's laws of the library:
	
	The library does not have the book you want.
	If it does, it is already on loan.
	If it is not already on loan, it is missing from the shelf.
	If it is not missing from the shelf, the required pages are missing.

Corollary to Librantel's laws of the library:

	If the correct pages are in place, the photocopying machine
	   will not be functional.

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