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From: pat@ih1ap.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: One liners
Message-ID: <282@ih1ap.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 31-Jan-84 14:00:48 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 31 14:00:48 1984
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Although not single anymore, two of my own best one liners were:


"If you come with me, I'll come with you!"  and

"I'll bet your nothing without those jeans!".

Also, one time on the way to the men's room, a woman at the bar stopped
me and asked my opinion. She said the guy next to her was saying that
come is nutricious. When asked what I though, I replied,-

	"If God wanted me to eat come, he would have made my ---- longer!"

Ahhh, those single bars were sure fun!

P. A. Fargo
AT&T Bell Laboratories - IH