Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!floyd!idis!mi-cec!dvk From: dvk@mi-cec.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Fortune cookies Message-ID: <199@mi-cec.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-Feb-84 13:37:26 EST Article-I.D.: mi-cec.199 Posted: Tue Feb 7 13:37:26 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 22:24:26 EST Lines: 11 Honest to God, this really happened: After dinner at a Chinese restaurant, we got fortune cookies. Mine: Try to show off your best tonight. Hers: Be especially careful tonight. Who says fortune cookies are just a joke? -Dan Klein , Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh