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From: byrne@yale-com.UUCP (Crenshaw Studebaker)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Motorists: Dinosuars.
Message-ID: <2884@yale-com.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-Feb-84 16:48:08 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  8 16:48:08 1984
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    In Connecticut, pedestrians have the right of way.  Tailgaters,
speeders, roadhogs, police, drunks, and truckers must defer to me when I
am on foot.  Of course, some people do not obey the law, so I always
carry a .45 caliber magnum when I cross the street.  Anyone who gets
silly at the traffic light gets his tires shot out, followed by his
engine block, and his brains, if the behaviour persists.  Sure, I have
had some trouble taking the law into my own hands; I remember one Army
convoy that would not halt for me when they had the green light.  The
firefight was messy, but I eventually prevailed; they were only
reservists and had no armoured vehicles.

    I do not care if all motorists go out and kill themselves:  the air
I breathe gets cleaner with every accident.  Evolution continues,
despite human society.  Motorists kill many innocent pedestrians, but
driving is still weeding the unfit from the species.  One cannot make
omelets without breaking eggs.

                            Is he joking?
                       ~~Crenshaw Studebaker~~