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From: keithl@tekcad.UUCP (Keith Lofstrom )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Abnormal Submission Contest
Message-ID: <186@tekcad.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 04:00:56 EST
Article-I.D.: tekcad.186
Posted: Thu Feb  9 04:00:56 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 06:25:25 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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What is the most abnormal circumstance in which a net article has been or is
being submitted?  I'm sure many of you with terminals at home have submitted
an article in the nude, or from the lavatory; perhaps the more deviant have
submitted articles while amorously engaged (perhaps we should start a "1200
BOD" club to match the "mile high" club...).  
 
How about portable terminal submissions while rock climbing?  Underwater?
From jail?  Submissions via Morse code, hand punched paper tape, supermarket
bar code readers?  Video games?  Knotted rope?  Cuneiform reader?  Typed with
an abnormal portion of your body?  Typed by a trained animal?  Perhaps
multiple satellite paths;  what is the vi editor like with half a dozen
trips to geosynchronous?  How about mag tape on a pigeon?

Given some of the immature but talented people on the net (including
myself) I expect to see some pretty wild stuff.  Be sure to ROT 13 anything
obscenely depraved.  I or Tektronix take no responsibility for anyone killed
while submitting a netnews article at over 55 mph...


Hang by your thumbs (if you can type with your feet, as I am doing now ...)
-- 
Keith Lofstrom
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