Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!yale-com!oakland From: oakland@yale-com.UUCP (Steve Oakland) Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Tom Swifties, anybody? Message-ID: <2867@yale-com.UUCP> Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 14:53:50 EST Article-I.D.: yale-com.2867 Posted: Mon Feb 6 14:53:50 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 03:27:42 EST Lines: 10 Does anybody out there share my (admittedly demented) taste for Tom Swiftie jokes? I'm taking up a collection of them, and any submissions are welcome! A bit of inspiration for those creative juices: "I like homosexual necrophelia," he said in dead earnest. "I'm touring Kansas," he stated flatly. "I've joined a cult that worships shopping bags," he said sacreligiously. :Andy (decvax!yale-comix!oakland)