Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site omsvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!intelca!omsvax!puck From: puck@omsvax.UUCP (Jerry Wheeler) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensive - mentions bodily functions (rot13) Message-ID: <802@omsvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 11:22:29 EST Article-I.D.: omsvax.802 Posted: Fri Feb 10 11:22:29 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 06:35:08 EST Organization: Intel Corp, Hillsboro, OR Lines: 73 < Just a snack for those wombats out there > This little note was brought home to me by my wife from her former job. I make no claims as to its origin or its fitness for any particular purpose (but if the shoe fits, wear it!). CFLPUBYBTVPNY FGHQL BS GLCRF BS ZRA VA ERFG-EBBZF Rkpvgnoyr: Fubegf unys gjvfgrq nebhaq, pnaabg svaq ubyr, evcf fubegf. Fbpvnoyr: Wbvaf sevraqf va crr jurgure ur unf gb be abg. Abfrl: Ybbxf vagb arkg hevany gb frr ubj gur bgure thl vf svkrq. Pebff-rlrq: Ybbxf vagb hevany gb yrsg, crrf vagb bar va gur pragre, syhfurf bar ba gur evtug. Gvzvq: Pnaabg hevangr vs fbzrbar vf jngpuvat uvz, syhfurf hevany nf vs ur unq nyernql, farnxf onpx yngre. Vaqvssrerag: Nyy hevanyf ner orvat hfrq, ur crrf va fvax. Pyrire: Ab unaqf, fubjf bss ol svkvat gvr, ybbxf nebhaq, crrf ba sybbe. Jbeevrq: Vf abg fher jung ur unf orra qbvat yngryl, znxrf dhvpx vafcrpgvba. Sevibybhf: Cynlf fgernz hc naq qbja hevany, gevrf gb uvg syl. Nofrag-Zvaqrq: Bcraf irfg, chyyf bhg gvr, crrf cnagf. Qvfthfgrq: Fgnaqf sbe n juvyr, tvirf hc, jnyxf njnl. Puvyqvfu: Yrnxf qverpgyl vagb hevany obggbz, yvxrf gb frr ohooyrf. Rssvpvrag: Jnvgf hagvy ur unf gb gnxr n penc, qbrf obgu. Cngvrag: Fgnaqf irel pybfr sbe n ybat gvzr, ernqf arjfcncre jvgu uvf bgure unaq. Gbhtu: Onatf qbat ntnvafg hevany gb qel vg bss. Sng: Unf gb fgnaq onpx gb gnxr n oyvaq fubg ng hevany, zvffrf naq crrf va fubr. Yvggyr: Fgnaqf ba obk, snyyf va hevany, qebjaf. Qehax: Ubyqf yrsg guhzo va evtug unaq, crrf va cnagf. Jvguqenja: Cynprf srrg va hevany, crrf qbja yrt, guhf ryvzvangvat abvfr. Vzcngvrag: Nyjnlf va n uheel, crrf qbja onpx bs thl hfvat hevany va sebag bs uvz. Uhagre: Fgrcf bhg bs pnzcre, snyyf bire pyvss, qbrfa'g crr ohg fpnerf gur fuvg bhg bs uvzfrys. Any more? ... you've got to ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?" ("Go ahead, scum, make my day" was already taken.) ...!{ ogcvax | microso | icalqa | intelca }!omsvax!puck