Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 12/4/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Some quick groaners Message-ID: <1706@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-Feb-84 00:13:19 EST Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1706 Posted: Sat Feb 11 00:13:19 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 04:59:02 EST Organization: CCI, Capitol Region Lines: 17 It is a cliche by now, but "Don't say you weren't warned!" SON: Dad, the girl I love is a rodeo groupie. FATHER: Sounds like a stable girl. Did you hear about the new self help book for petty thieves? It's called: "What to take for kleptomania." A begger stopped a Harvard man on the streets of Boston one day and asked him for a dollar. "I don't hand out money on the street." said the Harvard man. "So what should I do," asked the begger, "open an office?" OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz