Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site vice.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!alberta!ubc-vision!uw-beaver!tektronix!tekcad!vice!keithl From: keithl@vice.UUCP (Keith Lofstrom) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Two Drunks Message-ID: <1274@vice.UUCP> Date: Wed, 16-Nov-83 18:04:47 EST Article-I.D.: vice.1274 Posted: Wed Nov 16 18:04:47 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 04:08:56 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 35 Two drunks were at a bar at the top of a hotel. Outside, a storm is raging, the wind buffeting the windows and doors to an outside balcony. The first drunk says to the second, "That wind is so strong, I bet it would blow me back onto the balcony if I jumped off!" The second drunk is unconvinced. "The wind isn't THAT strong! You've got to show me!" The fellows go out to the balcony, and the first jumps off. He is thrown back onto the balcony. "That was easy," said the first, "Let's see you do it." "O.K." says the second, who jumps off the balcony, and falls 83 stories to his death. The first drunk goes back into bar; the bartender looks at him with an annoyed frown and says: . . . . . . . . . . . . "Superman, you're a mean drunk!" This joke was stolen by: -- Keith Lofstrom uucp: {ucbvax,decvax,chico,pur-ee,cbosg,ihnss}!teklabs!vice!keithl CSnet: keithl@tek ARPAnet:keithl.tek@rand-relay