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From: keithl@vice.UUCP (Keith Lofstrom)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Two Drunks
Message-ID: <1274@vice.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 16-Nov-83 18:04:47 EST
Article-I.D.: vice.1274
Posted: Wed Nov 16 18:04:47 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 04:08:56 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Two drunks were at a bar at the top of a hotel.  Outside, a storm is raging,
the wind buffeting the windows and doors to an outside balcony.  The first
drunk says to the second,
   "That wind is so strong, I bet it would blow me back onto the balcony
if I jumped off!"
   The second drunk is unconvinced.  "The wind isn't THAT strong! You've got
to show me!"
   The fellows go out to the balcony, and the first jumps off.  He is thrown
back onto the balcony.
   "That was easy," said the first, "Let's see you do it."
   "O.K." says the second, who jumps off the balcony, and falls 83 stories
to his death.  The first drunk goes back into bar;  the bartender looks at him
with an annoyed frown and says:
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   "Superman, you're a mean drunk!"

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Keith Lofstrom
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