Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-ngp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!harpo!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!kjm From: kjm@ut-ngp.UUCP (Ken Montgomery) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: New Opcodes Message-ID: <290@ut-ngp.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 22:24:55 EST Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.290 Posted: Fri Feb 10 22:24:55 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 17-Feb-84 03:35:54 EST Organization: Comp. Center, Univ. of Texas at Austin Lines: 33 [offering to the god of blank lines] How about: SSJ Select Stacker and Jam RCR Rewind Card Reader SSD Stacker Select Disk ECP Erase Card Punch RTP Reduce ThroughPut JLP Jump and Lose Pointer RDI Reverse Disk Immediate BRL BRanch and Leak UCB Uncouple Communication lines and Break SWT Select Wrong Terminal SSM Stacker Select Memory VMA Violate Maintenance Agreement VFE Violate Field Engineer VFO Violate Female Operator EAL Enable AC to Logic rack EAO Enable AC to Operator LUM LUbricate Memory ESP Enable SPrinkler system BSI Backup Sewer Immediate SSP Seek SPindle ENA ENable Anything DIE DIsable Everyting (UN?X during hardware errors? :-)) Shredder-of-hapless-smurfs (Ken Montgomery) ...{ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!ut-ngp!kjm P.S. to rm of rrrm: I vote for torturing (surprise...) sm*rfs!