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Subject: Offensive to dead babies and lepers
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Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 12:31:39 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 21 12:31:39 1984
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Q: Why does one boil water when preparing for the birth of a baby ?


A: So that if it's born dead you can make soup.

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Q: What do you call a leper in a bathtub ?


A: Stew.