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From: spaf@gatech.UUCP (Gene Spafford)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: A line
Message-ID: <3677@gatech.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-Feb-84 09:24:50 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  1 09:24:50 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 7-Feb-84 09:24:55 EST
Organization: Georgia Tech School of ICS, Atlanta
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Well, I don't know exactly why I dredged this up from the depths of
memory this morning, but I woke up remembering one of the more
interesting ways to "break the ice" with a MOTAS; I thought I'd
share with y'all (that usage is for A.S. -- I know, I know).

Picture yourself approaching your, er, target.

You:  Do you ever take interesting bets?

Target:  er, maybe.

You:  Well, I bet you a dollar (quarter, whatever) that I can kiss you
      without touching you at all.

Target:  what?

You: (pulling out your coin or whatever)  That's right.  Here's my
     bet.  Now, a kiss without touching you.

At this point, you kind of lean over as if not to touch the person
whilst doing an exaggerated pucker.  Then, while they're still
somewhat perplexed by all of this, get them in your best lip-lock.
Unless presented with forcible resistence, encircle with your arms
and attempt to raise their body temperature a few degrees.  When
the need to break for air and/or chap-stik becomes too strong
to withstand, disengage and shake your head sadly.

You:  Gee, I guess I lost.  Here's your dollar.  Care to bet again?


Happy hunting!
-- 
Off the Wall of Gene Spafford
The Clouds Project, School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA 30332
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