Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!warfield From: warfield@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Crime ofthe Century - (nf) Message-ID: <5521@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 03:30:49 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5521 Posted: Fri Feb 10 03:30:49 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 08:07:58 EST Lines: 10 #N:uiuccsb:8700075:000:171 uiuccsb!warfield Feb 10 00:37:00 1984 BULLETIN!!!!! The perfect crime has just been committed at Scotland Yard. A thief has stolen all of the toilet seats. Police report that they have nothing to go on.