Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site linus.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!mat From: mat@linus.UUCP (Michael A. Turniansky) Newsgroups: net.comics Subject: comic LBJ's Message-ID: <746@linus.UUCP> Date: Wed, 22-Feb-84 10:28:21 EST Article-I.D.: linus.746 Posted: Wed Feb 22 10:28:21 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 23-Feb-84 01:33:30 EST Organization: MITRE Corp., Bedford MA Lines: 21 In light of the recent submission of "the canonical collection of LBJ's to net.jokes (938@vax2.fluke.UUCP), I thought it appropriate to mention the following comic-related ones: How many Justice Leaguers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to turn the planet. (Thanx to Chuck Staples for this one.) How many Avengers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to screw it in, nine to quit forever. --Mike Turniansky P. S. Matt Murdock and Dr. McNighter don't care if the light bulb needs changing or not.