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From: dep@cosivax.UUCP (David E. Pugh)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The lasses of Ireland
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Date: Sat, 4-Feb-84 19:25:22 EST
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Posted: Sat Feb  4 19:25:22 1984
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<---- just in case ---->


   This tale is best told with an irish accent, and a grin...


    "Have ye heard the tale of the lasses of Irelend ?

    "Well, they always carried with them a lemon, in case of 
seduction. Now the effectiveness of the lemon, as a deterrent,
was not great. But, it served to take the smile off the lasses'
face before she returned home"

		 Feel free to replace the Irish elements of
		 the tale with those of your favorite ethnic
		 group.

				 --David Pugh (uofm-cv!cosivax!dep)