Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site akgua.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!tlh From: tlh@akgua.UUCP (T.L. Harris [Tom]) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Zoo joke Message-ID: <558@akgua.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 14:15:45 EST Article-I.D.: akgua.558 Posted: Fri Feb 10 14:15:45 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 08:37:40 EST Organization: AT&T Technologies, Atlanta Lines: 27 reference: <600 seismo.UUCP>$ $ One of my favorite Zoo jokes has to do with a woman who, while visiting the zoo, desided to have a little fun with the Gorrilla. She walks up to his cage, reaches in, and begins to fondle the beast. Needless to say, the animal becomes quite excited, and as he tries to reciprocate in kind, the woman steps back and gives him a rasberry...! The gorrilla becomes enraged. He rips the bars from his cage, grabe the woman, drags her back into the cage, and ravished her. While doing so, he inflicts a great deal 13 cage, grabs the woman, drags her back into the cage, and of harm upon her person. Later, at the hoslital, a neighbor of the woman visits and says: "Oh, you poor dear...! Are you hurt? "Hurt!", "Hurt!?" the injured lady cries... "He doesn't phone. He hasn't written..........." From the Pond of the Phrog akgua!tlh References: <600@seismo.UUCP> sorry about the (rot).. 6