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From: amigo2@ihuxq.UUCP (John Hobson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: true headlines
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Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 11:56:10 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  6 11:56:10 1984
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My favorite (alas, apochrophal) headline is to the story apout the
patient at a psychiatric hospital who rapes a nurse, then escapes. 
The head goes:

NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS

Re the Headline "Crist Triumphs in State Open Golf" from the
Wisconsin State Journal.  Does this refer to the Milwaukee County
judge Christ T. Seraphim (his real name).

				John Hobson
				AT&T Bell Labs
				Naperville, IL
				(312) 979-0193
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