Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site cubsvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!rocky2!cubsvax!peters From: peters@cubsvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: no, no, no! (more limericks.) Message-ID: <168@cubsvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-Feb-84 13:31:35 EST Article-I.D.: cubsvax.168 Posted: Sat Feb 11 13:31:35 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 12-Feb-84 22:01:11 EST References: <54200001@hpfclk.UUCP>, <151@sjuvax.UUCP> Organization: Columbia Univ Biology, New York City Lines: 26 How about this one, by W. S. Gilbert: There once was a man from St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by a wasp. When they asked if it hurt He replied, "Not a bit, For I thought all the time 'twas a hornet." Or: There once was a man from St. Paul, Who fell in a spring in the fall. 'Twould be a sad thing If he died in the spring, But he didn't; he died in the fall. Finally: There once was a fellow named Tate Who went out to dine at 8.8. But I'd hate to relate What this fellow named Tate And his tete-a-tete ate at 8.8. {philabs,cmcl2!rocky2}!cubsvax!peters Peter S. Shenkin Dept of Biol. Sci.; Columbia Univ.; New York, N. Y. 10027; 212-280-5517