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From: mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: not a joke but mildly funny
Message-ID: <421@syteka.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 3-Feb-84 20:14:48 EST
Article-I.D.: syteka.421
Posted: Fri Feb  3 20:14:48 1984
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	This isn't in net.jokes proper, because as my subject line
	states, it isn't a joke; but it is sort of amusing, in a
	twisted way....  I have been noticing a preponderance of
	these little 'international no' slashed circle stickers
	with a picture of amerika's favorite clown, (well, before
	ronald mcreagan), meaning, of course, no bozos, stuck on the
	backs of cars driven by persons that I personally would not
	want to speak to because of their *acute* bozonity; t'other
	day I saw a great one; a sensible, economical station wagon,
	slightly dirty, with the following BOsigns: a faded american flag
	decal (in the right corner of the rear window, of course)
	and one of those repulsive rainbow transparencies smack in the
	center of the rear window. As I got closer I discovered that
	not only was there a rainbow, but the rainbow was festooned
	with a small white dove. Ahh. American flag, rainbow, AND jesus.
	Well. I got a bit closer ad discovered some more. There were
	two, count-em-two, plastic-that-is-supposed-to-look-like stained
	glass rainbow transparencies dangling from the rear view mirror,
	AND clinging to the mirror was a little SMURF!! Yar-har! a
	veritable bozobonanza!  But, the final touch - - when our
	pal bozo/anti-bozo turned the corner, I discovered that he
	was one of these gracelessly balding characters who in a
	pathetically inadequate effort to cover up his advancing
	testosterone side-effects, begins to part his hair lower, lower,
	lower, dragging thin, limp strands forward and spraying, lubing,
	and otherwise plastering them into a ridiculous bonnet that
	fools nobody.  Bozoverdose!!!! I nearly crashed the econodeathmobile
	into the neighboring commuterbox....  hee hee hee hee heeeee!!!

	Well, was it funny at all?  It's gotta be better than high school
	cheerleader chants...  cheers, mr.(sweetness and light)mincemeat


			 Tom Teriffic,

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