Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site alice.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!houxm!mhuxl!eagle!allegra!alice!jj From: jj@alice.UUCP (hp) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes,net.politics Subject: Sigh. Get a LOAD of this! Message-ID: <2602@alice.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-Feb-84 15:45:41 EST Article-I.D.: alice.2602 Posted: Mon Feb 13 15:45:41 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 03:46:47 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 15>In Nashville, Tenn. a store is urging men to forget flowers and >candy for their MOTAS's this year and instead give their >valentine a Colt .38 Caliber weapon. "For a lasting gift of >love, insure her with Colt," is their advertising slogan. A >women's handgun training class is included with the purchase and >credit cards are accepted. Boy! I hate to see the lovers quarrels that THIS starts! "Bang! You're dead."