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From: jalote@uiuccsb.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Re: Georgia Tech - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 14-Feb-84 03:28:43 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 14 03:28:43 1984
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uiuccsb!jalote    Feb 13 22:13:00 1984

>Dork -	Someone so intent on not giving offense that they put their
>	foot in the toilet and piss down their leg; avoiding disturbing
>	anyone by the noise.
>
>Thought it might be amusing.
>-- 
>
A woman I know heard this definition and pointed out that it precluded
women from being dorks: it would always go down the wrong leg!
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I guess they will have to put both their foot in the toilet. No aiming will be
needed and no noise will ever be generated, you can bet on that.