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From: pector@ihuxw.UUCP (Scott W. Pector)
Newsgroups: net.sport.hoops
Subject: Darth Wombat needs a boilermaker, that's for sure!
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Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 14:56:37 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  6 14:56:37 1984
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Darth,

The only picture I have is of the Dead Kennedys.  Will that do?  If
they've disbanded, it will be a collector's item.

Now I will say something nice about Purdue since I've been so mean about
it. (I thought dragging the Illini down would help but I guess your condition
needs more than that.)

	Purdue is not in Gary, Indiana.

There, how much nicer can I be?  When I was little and thought of Indiana,
I would only think of Gary and its noxious air.  Try driving by there in
a convertible sometime.  My father did and we had to get the top up in
15 seconds at 70 mph and get the air conditioning going!  What a rotten
place!  Wait a minute..... I think there is a branch of Purdue near there
just along the Frank Borman expressway!  Is that not so?  Let me say
something else then:

	Purdue is near Parke County and its covered bridges.

That's a nice thing.  In fact, I hate to admit it but that in itself almost
make Purdue better than Northwestern.  Fortunately, there are other consider-
ations.  Well, got to go, but go see a covered bridge being repaired and
you'll learn how to "recover" (from your malady)!  HAHAHAHA!

							Scott Pector

P.S. I agree that Purdue is mucho better than Notre Dame this year and
     should stomp them if they meet in the playoffs.