Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site oliveb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!oliveb!toml From: toml@oliveb.UUCP (Dave Long) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A Spoonerism Message-ID: <285@oliveb.UUCP> Date: Wed, 22-Feb-84 23:09:01 EST Article-I.D.: oliveb.285 Posted: Wed Feb 22 23:09:01 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 24-Feb-84 00:34:52 EST Organization: Nethermost Tumbolia Lines: 24 Sorry about the 'wop' reference, but I don't don't believe that it's that offensive in this context. There was a vampire who inhabited a little Italian town near the Adriatic. One night as he was walking along the beach, he noticed that there was a girl sitting on the breakwater. He went over, and did the whole Nosferatu bit, and then pushed her over the edge. The second night, he was surprised to find that there was another girl sitting in the same place, so he drained her, and then pushed her over the edge. On the third night, he thought about what would happen if the bodies were discovered, so he decided to wait afterwards to make sure the body went out to sea. He had just pushed the girl over the edge, when he noticed that there was a shark down in the water, singing /* reversed */ "....daeh ym no gnillaf peek spoW-deniarD". (If you believe in vampires, you shouldn't complain about singing sharks in the Adriatic) -- /-------------------------------\ Dave Long | this space | {ucbvax,decvax}!decwrl!ios!oliveb!toml | for rent | hplabs!oliveb!toml \-------------------------------/ allegra!oliveb!toml