Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!decvax!yale-com!byrne From: byrne@yale-com.UUCP (Crenshaw Studebaker) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Motorists: Dinosuars. Message-ID: <2884@yale-com.UUCP> Date: Wed, 8-Feb-84 16:48:08 EST Article-I.D.: yale-com.2884 Posted: Wed Feb 8 16:48:08 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 10-Feb-84 06:25:10 EST Lines: 21 [Mystic nonblank line.] In Connecticut, pedestrians have the right of way. Tailgaters, speeders, roadhogs, police, drunks, and truckers must defer to me when I am on foot. Of course, some people do not obey the law, so I always carry a .45 caliber magnum when I cross the street. Anyone who gets silly at the traffic light gets his tires shot out, followed by his engine block, and his brains, if the behaviour persists. Sure, I have had some trouble taking the law into my own hands; I remember one Army convoy that would not halt for me when they had the green light. The firefight was messy, but I eventually prevailed; they were only reservists and had no armoured vehicles. I do not care if all motorists go out and kill themselves: the air I breathe gets cleaner with every accident. Evolution continues, despite human society. Motorists kill many innocent pedestrians, but driving is still weeding the unfit from the species. One cannot make omelets without breaking eggs. Is he joking? ~~Crenshaw Studebaker~~