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From: ttb@ihuxn.UUCP (Thomas T. Butler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A poem (offensive to ornithophiles)
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Date: Fri, 3-Feb-84 17:12:15 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  3 17:12:15 1984
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I hope this hasn't been posted before, I haven't seen it.
I was going to post it in net.poems, but net.jokes seemed
more appropriate.

              GOOD MORNING
             by Debbie Smith

     The sun was shining brightly
     and I could hardly wait,
     to ponder at my window
     and gaze at my estate.

     The breeze was blowing briskly,
     it made the flowers sway,
     the garden was enchanting
     on this inspiring day.

     My eyes fell on a little bird
     with a beautiful yellow bill,
     I beckoned him to come and light
     upon my window sill.

     I smiled at him cheerfully
     and gave him a crust of bread,
     and then I quickly closed the window
     and smashed his ****ing head.

-- 
                           Tom Butler
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