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Subject: A joke - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 8-Feb-84 22:31:17 EST
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uiuccsb!jalote    Feb  8 14:52:00 1984

A guy in a tribe in africa fell in love with a pretty american girl. So,
Papa Tu decided to marry her. He went to meet her father and asked for
her hand. The father was obviouly not very pleased by the offer, and decided
to try to dissuade him.
Father : My daughter likes to buy expensive clothes.
Papa Tu: Papa Tu loves, Papa Tu will buy her clothes.
      The father, not very pleased with the outcome, tried to lay another
condition.
Father : My daughter needs to take a trip around the world once a year.
Papa Tu: Papa Tu loves, Papa Tu will take her around the world.
	The father very frustated tried to think hard. Then he suddenly got the
bright idea.
Father : My daughter's man needs to have One foot long.
To which the reply came : Papa Tu loves, Papa Tu will cut.