Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxn.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!ihuxn!ttb From: ttb@ihuxn.UUCP (Thomas T. Butler) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A poem (offensive to ornithophiles) Message-ID: <541@ihuxn.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Feb-84 17:12:15 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxn.541 Posted: Fri Feb 3 17:12:15 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 04:28:20 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 31 -- I hope this hasn't been posted before, I haven't seen it. I was going to post it in net.poems, but net.jokes seemed more appropriate. GOOD MORNING by Debbie Smith The sun was shining brightly and I could hardly wait, to ponder at my window and gaze at my estate. The breeze was blowing briskly, it made the flowers sway, the garden was enchanting on this inspiring day. My eyes fell on a little bird with a beautiful yellow bill, I beckoned him to come and light upon my window sill. I smiled at him cheerfully and gave him a crust of bread, and then I quickly closed the window and smashed his ****ing head. -- Tom Butler ..!ihnp4!ihuxn!ttb