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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: People's Names
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Date: Thu, 23-Feb-84 11:11:12 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 23 11:11:12 1984
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  The best-looking girl in one of my high school English classes was
Sylvia Ungeheuer, the last name being German for 'monster.'  Sylvia
wasn't the brightest girl who ever came down the pike, though.  When we
were doing nineteenth-century English poets, the teacher asked her
whether Wordsworth had anything on Milton (thinking of 'Milton, thou
shouldst be living at this hour...'), and Sylvia replied that she
thought Milton was every bit as good as Wordsworth.