Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site pyuxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!mhuxm!pyuxww!pyuxa!wetcw From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: 1984 CLASS OFFERINGS Message-ID: <558@pyuxa.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 13:35:58 EST Article-I.D.: pyuxa.558 Posted: Thu Feb 9 13:35:58 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 10-Feb-84 04:59:18 EST Organization: Central Services Org., Piscataway N.J. Lines: 42 TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: 1984 CLASSES Listed below are classes being offered to all employees beginning April 1984. Due to the expertise of the instructors, these classes were very popular last year. As before, these classes will be offered on the premises, and employees will be given time off to encourage attendance. SELF IMPROVEMENT HEALTH AND FITNESS ---------------- ------------------ Creative Suffering Creative Tooth Decay Overcoming Peace of Mind Exorcism and Acne Guilt without Sex The Joy of Hypochondria Ego Gratification through Violence High Fiber Sex Creative Depression II Biofeedback and How to Stop it Whine Your Way to Alienation Skate Yourself to Regularity How to Overcome Self-Doubt through Understanding Nudity Pretense and Ostentation Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule A New Drug to Enhance Your Social Life Optimum Body Functions BUSINESS AND CAREER CRAFTS ------------------- ------ Money Can Make You Rich Self-Actualization through Macrame " I Made $100 in Real Estate" How to Draw Conclusions Carrer Opportunities in El Salvador Needlecraft for Junkies How to Profit From Your Own Body Bonsai Your Pet The Underachiever's Guide to Small Gifts for the Senile Business Opportunities Embalming as a Hobby Looter's Guide to American Cities Cow-pie Christmas Ornaments Learn the Proper Way to Harrass Grow Grass for Fun and Profit HOME ECONOMICS -------------- How to Convert Your Family Room to a Garage What to do with Your Conversation Pit 1001 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner Burglerproof Your Home with Cement The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity How to Convert a Wheelchair to a Dune Buggy Overcoming the Eating Habit