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From: tpchmara@wateng.UUCP (Tom Chmara)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jewish Financial Difficulties(off. to Jews & religious; rot)
Message-ID: <706@wateng.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 3-Feb-84 12:21:45 EST
Article-I.D.: wateng.706
Posted: Fri Feb  3 12:21:45 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 01:13:52 EST
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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N zvqqyr-ntrq Wrjvfu ohfvarffzna anzrq Fby sbhaq uvzfrys ehaavat vagb frevbhf
svanapvny qvssvphygvrf:  gur obggbz unq snyyra bhg bs gur znexrg, naq
ur unq n ybg bs pncvgny vairfgrq va uvf vairagbel.  Nyy va nyy, n glcvpny
"pnfu-sybj" ceboyrz.
   Fby, n ernfbanoyl eryvtvbhf zna, qrpvqrq gb frrx qvivar nffvfgnapr.
Ur jnyxrq gb gur flantbthr, jurer ur cenlrq sreiragyl, "Tbq, lbh xabj
ubj qvssvphyg n gvzr V'z univat.  Vs V qba'g trg fbzr zbarl fbba, V'z
tbvat gb ybfr zl ohfvarff, naq zl perqvgbef jvyy gnxr zl ubhfr.  Gura
zl jvsr jvyy yrnir zr, naq gur puvyqera jvyy tb jvgu ure.  V qba'g jnag
gb or yrsg gb tebj byq nybar!  Yrg zr jva n ybggrel!"
    Jryy, guvatf jrag sebz onq gb jbefr, naq Fby ybfg uvf ohfvarff.  Ur
erghearq gb gur flantbthr, naq cenlrq zber sreiragyl, "Tbq, lbh xabj ubj
qvssvphyg n gvzr V'z univat.  V'ir ybfg zl ohfvarff, naq gur perqvgbef
jnag zl ubhfr.  Vs gurl gnxr zl ubhfr, zl jvsr jvyy yrnir zr, naq gur
puvyqera jvyy tb jvgu ure.  Yrg zr jva n ybggrel, fb gung V pna erpbire
sebz zl ybffrf!"
   Jryy, guvatf jrag sebz onq gb jbefr, naq ur ybfg uvf ubhfr.  Fby
ybfg uvf ubhfr.  Onpx gb gur flantbthr.  "Tbq, guvatf ner trggvat ernyyl onq.
V'ir abj ybfg zl ubhfr, naq zl jvsr vf zbivat bhg.  Vs fur yrnirf, gur puvyqera
jvyy tb jvgu ure.  Cyrnfr, yrg zr jva n ybggrel, fb gung V pna erohvyq zl
yvsr, ohl onpx zl ubhfr naq ohfvarff, naq gura zl jvsr jvyy fgnl jvgu zr."
   Jryy, guvatf jrag sebz onq gb jbefr.  Fby'f jvsr yrsg uvz.  Fby ENA
onpx gb gur flantbthr.  "Tbq, lbh'ir tbg gb uryc zr!  Zl jvsr unf yrsg zr,
naq abj gur puvyqera jnag gb yrnir zr, gbb.  V qba'g jnag gb tebj byq nybar!
Yrg zr jva n ybggrel, fb gung V pna ohl zl ubhfr naq ohfvarff onpx, naq zl
jvsr jvyy erghea gb zr!"
   N gerzraqbhf penfu bs guhaqre fcyvg gur fvyrapr bs gur flantbthr, naq
Fby XARJ gung Tbq unq ng ynfg urneq uvf cenlref.
   N qrrc onff ibvpr gung guevyyrq rirel svoer bs uvf orvat svyyrq gur ebbz.
		"Fby...  Znxr vg rnfl....  Ohl n gvpxrg!"

        ---gur qvssvphyg jnf qhr ynfg jrrx, naq gbzbeebj arire pbzrf---

          ---gcp---   (Gbz Puznen @ Havirefvgl bs Jngreybb)