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From: tlh@akgua.UUCP (T.L. Harris [Tom])
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Subject: Re: Another pun but I'm not guilty
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Date: Tue, 21-Feb-84 13:25:51 EST
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One evening, out on the trail, Roy Rogers was about to
retire for the night. He dropped his sombrero on the
ground, sang a song (he and Dale do so at the drop of
a hat), and took off his shiney new boots. He fell asleep.

Out of the night crepted a sneaky pump, which grabbed
Roy's new boots and rended them asunder. Roy awoke to this
noise, grabbed his trusty six-shooter, and dispatched
the puma.

With the beast over his saddle, and his boots hanging from
the saddle horn, Roy returned to the ranch. As he arrived,
Dale came out to meet him. Just then, a gust of wind blew
Roy's hat from his head, and Dale began to sing.....

   "Pardon me Roy,
    Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes....
    (To the tune of The Chattanooga Choo Choo)


       ...remember - a pun, being the lowest form of humor
		     is, therefore, the basis for all wit...

		     From the Pond of the Phrog
		     !akgua!tlh!     Squtty Body  10/4
One evening, out on the trail, Roy Rogers was about to
retire for the night. He dorpped his sombrero on the
ground, sung a song (he and Dale do so at the drop of
     6   retire for the night. He dropped his sombrero on the
	  9       
	  rigers of the day, he fell quickly to sleep.