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Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Driving fast vs. Left Lane Bandits and others
Message-ID: <60@eneevax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 3-Feb-84 11:52:27 EST
Article-I.D.: eneevax.60
Posted: Fri Feb  3 11:52:27 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 9-Feb-84 02:53:10 EST
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Organization: The Universe of Maryland
Lines: 33
Keywords: tailgating, road_hogs, speeding, *ssh*l*s, traffic
Weather:  cloudy, rainy, and cold
Discussion:  driving


	Alright, I have been silent long enough.  (I know some
of you will always disagree)

	Articles have mentioned being trapped in a variety of
circumstances:  stuck in the right lane, stuck in the left lane,
stuck behind someone slow, stuck in front of someone dangerous,
and so on.  (note that I used the English phrase "and so on"
instead of the more usual Latin one "et cetera", or an abbreviation!)

*** FLAME ON ***

	People are also mentioning that they are in "packs", which
cause all the trouble.  This it putting the finger on the problem.
I shall now lift the finger (!) and show what lies beneath.  The
solution is simple:  STAY OUT OF THE PACKS!  I drive in the *empty*
areas between bunches of fighting (and dangerous) automobiles, in
complete comfort and safety.  I have never been pulled over for
this practice, and am rarely afflicted with idiot drivers, who
(for some perverse reason) want to harass as many people simultaneously
as possible.  As a lone (and HUGE) car, I pose no real temptation.
(but a very real threat).

*** SSSSSSSSSSSssssssss........   (quench) ***

	Try it my way.  If your highways are too crowded, I'll
gladly switch houses (and localities, jobs, whatever) with you.
I love adventure.  The weather rots here:  4 solid *months* of
rain last year.
-- 
				--John ("Spam") Rehwinkel
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