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Subject: Offensive to jews - (nf)
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uiuccsb!jalote    Feb 10 16:21:00 1984

Two one liners on jews which I recently heard at a party.


Q: Why did it take them 40 years to reach the promised land.

A: Because one of them lost a penny in the desert.(and they went looking for it)





Q: How was the copper wire invented.

A: A penny was given to two jews, and they pulled at it to have it.