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From: moriarty@uw-june (Jeff Meyer)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Canadian Rats--Boo
Message-ID: <964@uw-june>
Date: Tue, 14-Feb-84 01:34:16 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 14 01:34:16 1984
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Thank God!... Finally someone has pointed the source of the health fads and
paranoid diets running rampage through most of America.... the wimpy
Canadian Rat.  Why don't we ever hear about Bronx Rats (the ones who attack
policemen, muggers, and Ernest Borgnine in Willard)?  Has America decided to
ignore it's hardy but non-trendy residents?  I'm afraid it's just another
example of the left wing in the US putting an honest blue-collar animal in
the wrong light.

I hate to bring this up, but has anyone considered that the Canadian rat may
be in league with the .... Wombat Satanist Menace? 

Nah, too wimpy, no self-respecting wombat would involve a C. rat in that
scheme.... anybody who'd buy the farm after 400 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper
would never be entrusted with that information.... he might rat, er, squeel.

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