Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site teklds.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!we13!ihnp4!zehntel!tektronix!azure!teklds!bobr From: bobr@teklds.UUCP (Robert Reed) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: true headlines (rot) Message-ID: <115@teklds.UUCP> Date: Thu, 19-Jan-84 18:12:39 EST Article-I.D.: teklds.115 Posted: Thu Jan 19 18:12:39 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 8-Feb-84 08:22:48 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 64 Sebz Sro 84 Angvbany Ynzcbba: "Znffvir Betna Ybbxf sbe Ubzr" Yvapbya (Aroe.) Wbheany/Zvxr Zbber "Znevwhnan Svar Qebccrq gb $100 ol Wbvag Cnary" Napubentr Qnvyl Arjf/Znep Terrabhtu "Urnil Qevaxvat Oynzrq sbe Nypbubyvfz" Gvzrf bs Mnzovn/Jvyyvnz Oheevyy "Nobegvba Fubhyqa'g Uvaqre Certanapl" Gnyynunffrr Qrzbpeng/Ryyra Yrqql "Betna Jvyy Or Fcrnxre ng Fregbzn Pbasrerapr" Punggnabbtn Arjf-Serr Cerff/J. Nyna Onyy "Puevfg Gevhzcuf va Fgngr Bcra Tbys" Jvfpbafva Fgngr Wbheany/Fnz Zvyyre "Urnqyrff Obql va Gbcyrff One" Arj Lbex Cbfg/Evpuneq Phaqnev "Qrnq Jbzna Grfgvsvrf" (A.Z.) Pheerag-Nethf/Wbua Fgbar "Tbq Perqvgrq jvgu 2 Neerfgf" Pyrirynaq Cynva Qrnyre/Revp Nzoeb "Uvyqn Ghpxre Ubearl, ng 81" Onygvzber Fha/Rqjneq E. Pbaare "Pbaterff Nggnpxrq ol Ohetre" Nyohdhredhr Gevohar/Fpbgg Cuvyyvcf "Zna Sbhaq Qrnq va Przrgrel" Wrefrl Wbheany/Wvz Qbjarl "Ryqreyl Yrff Yvxryl gb Qvr vs Gurl Fnl Gurl Srry Tbbq, Erfrnepure Fnlf" Fna Senapvfpb Puebavpyr/Znex Fnky "Gjb Vasrpgrq Orniref Ebnzvat Pnzchf Cbfr Rcvqrzvp Guerng gb Pbzzhavgl" Znffnpuhfrggf Qnvyrl Pbyyrtvna/Whyvna Jrore "Zbbfr Jbzra Vaivgr Choyvp gb Fgrnx Qvaare" Snyyoebbx (Pnyvs.) Ragrecevfr/Zvpunry Phegvf "Zna Sbhaq Qrpncvgngrq Qvrq bs Urnq Vawhevrf" Sbeg Zlref Arjf-Cerff/Anapl Y. Nyyra "Nezfgebat Ehoore Fgevxr Rkcnaqf" Terrajvpu (Pbaa.) Gvzrf/Wvz Ynjgre "Ybtna Zna Xvyyrq va Ovt Htyl Jerpx" Puneyrfgba (J. In.) Tnmrggr "Orrs Cynag Gnyxf" Fna Senapvfpb Puebavpyr/Ovyy Fgebhq "Evpr Urnq Cynaf Ivfvg" Nyohdhredhr Wbheany/Fpbgg Cuvyvcf "Pbybeshy Onyyf Nzhfr Zbqrea-Qnl Nguyrgrf" Ybenva (Buvb) Wbheany/Gbz Znaqng