Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site cwruecmp.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!cwruecmp!sundar From: sundar@cwruecmp.UUCP (Sundar Iyengar) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Laws of the Library Message-ID: <911@cwruecmp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 19-Jan-84 16:40:28 EST Article-I.D.: cwruecmp.911 Posted: Thu Jan 19 16:40:28 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 2-Feb-84 00:53:01 EST Organization: CWRU Computer Engr. Cleveland, Ohio Lines: 14 ------------------------------------- Librantel's laws of the library: The library does not have the book you want. If it does, it is already on loan. If it is not already on loan, it is missing from the shelf. If it is not missing from the shelf, the required pages are missing. Corollary to Librantel's laws of the library: If the correct pages are in place, the photocopying machine will not be functional. -------------------------------------