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From: mag@whuxle.UUCP (Gray Mike)
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Subject: Re: Georgia Tech - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 9-Feb-84 13:39:59 EST
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>This is a followup to the article about Engineers at CMU being taught
>not to piss on their hands.
>
>A common term used to describe studious/serious people when I was
>in High School was Dork.  The "Official" definition was as follows :
>
>Dork -	Someone so intent on not giving offense that they put their
>	foot in the toilet and piss down their leg; avoiding disturbing
>	anyone by the noise.
>
>Thought it might be amusing.
>-- 
>
>
>				Binayak Banerjee
>		{allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!bbanerje
>
>
A woman I know heard this definition and pointed out that it precluded
women from being dorks: it would always go down the wrong leg!

Mike Gray, BTL, WH.