Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!jalote From: jalote@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Georgia Tech - (nf) Message-ID: <5610@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 14-Feb-84 03:28:43 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.5610 Posted: Tue Feb 14 03:28:43 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 17-Feb-84 04:00:21 EST Lines: 16 #R:ssc-vax:-77700:uiuccsb:8700078:000:492 uiuccsb!jalote Feb 13 22:13:00 1984 >Dork - Someone so intent on not giving offense that they put their > foot in the toilet and piss down their leg; avoiding disturbing > anyone by the noise. > >Thought it might be amusing. >-- > A woman I know heard this definition and pointed out that it precluded women from being dorks: it would always go down the wrong leg! /* ---------- */ I guess they will have to put both their foot in the toilet. No aiming will be needed and no noise will ever be generated, you can bet on that.