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From: renner@uiucdcs.UUCP (renner )
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Subject: Re: California Weather - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 6-Feb-84 22:26:26 EST
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uiucdcs!renner    Feb  6 13:45:00 1984

A friend of mine was once confronted at a science-fiction convention by a
well-tanned man from Los Angeles.  This man sneered at my friend's pale
skin and asked: "What's the matter?  Don't you get any sunshine in Illinois?"
My friend replied: "No, we send all of that over to California...just like
the water from Colorado."

Now you can have a snappy comeback line.
Scott Renner
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