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From: rick@rochester.UUCP (Rick Floyd)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Fortune cookies
Message-ID: <4833@rochester.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 12-Feb-84 03:49:23 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 12 03:49:23 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 15-Feb-84 06:34:37 EST
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I received a fortune cookie that read:

	"You are affectionate and will have many loves"

and then, a few weeks later, another that read:

	"Tonight is a night for love and affection"

So I asked the waitress when my fortunes would come true. She didn't
understand. (She was very Chinese and so may, in fact, have really not
understood - these crazy Americans...).

	rick floyd
	uucp: (seismo | allegra)!rochester!rick
	arpa: rick@rochester 
	"Have you hugged my T-shirt today?"