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Subject: Crime ofthe Century - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 03:30:49 EST
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uiuccsb!warfield    Feb 10 00:37:00 1984



BULLETIN!!!!!

The perfect crime has just been committed at Scotland Yard.  A thief has
stolen all of the toilet seats.  Police report that they have nothing to
go on.