Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!wjh12!n44a!ima!inmet!ericf From: ericf@inmet.UUCP Newsgroups: net.music Subject: Song - (nf) Message-ID: <811@inmet.UUCP> Date: Mon, 30-Jan-84 05:59:06 EST Article-I.D.: inmet.811 Posted: Mon Jan 30 05:59:06 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 1-Feb-84 01:50:15 EST Lines: 23 #N:inmet:6600079:000:717 inmet!ericf Jan 29 14:53:00 1984 Here's something I found in the latest issue of "Sing Out!" (Vol. 30, #1), by Steven Levine. It's sung to the tune of "Modern Major General" of Gilbert & Sullivan fame: I've built a better model than the one at Data General For databases animal, vegetable, and mineral My OS handles CPU's with multiplexed duality My PL/I compiler shows impressive functionality My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity You needn't even bother checking out a bit for parity There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting My disk drive has capactity for variable formatting Chorus: His disk drive has capacity for variable formatting... etc. (That's all they printed; they claim there's more) ----------