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From: sdh@rabbit.UUCP (S. Hawley)
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Subject: Re: true headlines
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Date: Tue, 7-Feb-84 17:12:35 EST
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My favorite headline was from a collection of such headlines called
'Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim':

THE PROBLEM OF TEENAGE SEX IS MOUNTING

"Life.. don't talk to me about life" -Marvin
Steve Hawley