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From: ccf@cbosgd.UUCP (Chuck F.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jokes from Real Life
Message-ID: <948@cbosgd.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 07:20:55 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 10 07:20:55 1984
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus
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	She:  That's a good job.
	He:   If we don't do it, it won't get done.
	She:  That's the truth.

	(Middle-aged lady bumps against young man in line)
	Young Man:  Sorry
	Lady: (passes on)
	Second Man: Gracious, isn't she.
	Young Man:  I'll say.

	Wife:  I dented the fender again coming into the garage.
	Husband:  You what!
	Wife:  (loudly) You heard what I said.

	A:  Why did you get into this business?
	B:  Just lucky, I guess.

	Customer:  Best Bargain in town.
	Clerk:  Ain't it lovely.

	A: (pushing elevator button for 13th floor)
	   You ain't superstitious, are you?
	B: Not enough to change my floor.
	A: (Big laugh).


				*<--- chuck --->*

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