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From: dave@fluke.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Softhead Song
Message-ID: <948@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 20-Feb-84 18:48:53 EST
Article-I.D.: vax2.948
Posted: Mon Feb 20 18:48:53 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 25-Feb-84 03:49:25 EST
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA
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rks all night

Softhead:
I write clean code, from top on down, all editted in Electric C.
On Wednesday nights I back my disks, and have buttered scones for tea

Softettes:
He writes clean code, fromtop on down, all editted in Electric C.
On Wednesday nights he backs his disks. and has buttered scones for tea

CHORUS

Softhead:
I write tight code, from bottom on up, with my flowchart template of course 
I edit my code with TECO, and throw away the source 

Softettes:
He writes tight code, from bottom on up, with his flowchart template of course
He edits his code with TECO, and throws away the source ( ?????? )

[Confused Softettes regroup quickly for CHORUS]

Softhead:
I write tight code, with never a comment, all in assembly  
I wish I could be a FORTRAN hack , just like my dear old daddy.

Softettes:
He writes tight code, with never a comment
FORTRAN HACK!????? What kind of a...
(Softettes leave in disgust) .  The softhead finishes with the last chourus.
The softettes come back and demand he return his Djikstra' fan club card.
Everyone leaves.


						Dave Van Ess
						John Fluke Mfg Co.