Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site cbosgd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!cbosgd!ccf From: ccf@cbosgd.UUCP (Chuck F.) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Jokes from Real Life Message-ID: <948@cbosgd.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 07:20:55 EST Article-I.D.: cbosgd.948 Posted: Fri Feb 10 07:20:55 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Feb-84 08:07:02 EST Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus Lines: 31 She: That's a good job. He: If we don't do it, it won't get done. She: That's the truth. (Middle-aged lady bumps against young man in line) Young Man: Sorry Lady: (passes on) Second Man: Gracious, isn't she. Young Man: I'll say. Wife: I dented the fender again coming into the garage. Husband: You what! Wife: (loudly) You heard what I said. A: Why did you get into this business? B: Just lucky, I guess. Customer: Best Bargain in town. Clerk: Ain't it lovely. A: (pushing elevator button for 13th floor) You ain't superstitious, are you? B: Not enough to change my floor. A: (Big laugh). *<--- chuck --->* cbosgd!ccf BTL Columbus