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From: rogerc@orca.UUCP (Roger M. Christal)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Joke: offensive to nobody (I hope)
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Date: Wed, 8-Feb-84 19:17:22 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  8 19:17:22 1984
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(Believe me, you're gonna hate yourself for reading this joke!)

Once apon a time, there was tribe of Native Americans who lived in peace
and harmony with their white brothers.  This was due mainly to a brave
and intelligent woman who was principle negotiator for their tribe in
matters dealing with the great white chief.

The woman soon became old because of the difficulties of negotiation and
long distance travel to the great white chief teepee in Washington, DC.
She decided that for the welfare of the tribe, she should step down.

The tribe honored her with a Ceremony Of The Three Eagles, the highest
honor the tribe could bestow on any of its members.  Only a few in the
tribe had ever been so honored.  The tribe also gave the woman a special
hide for sleeping on: an ultra comfortable hippopotamus hide imported
from lands unknown.

The tribe had to appoint a new negotiator.  They found that no single
person in the tribe could carry on this tough assignment.  Instead, they
decided to elect Running Bear (whose mother slept on a bear hide) and
Proud Cougar (whose mother slept on a cougar hide).

All of this goes to show (are you ready?):




"The squaw of the hippotamus (Rite Tri-Eagle), is equal to the sons of
the squaws of the other two hides."



Don't say I didn't warn you!


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