Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 Fluke 1/4/84; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ucbvax!ucbcad!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!dave From: dave@fluke.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Softhead Song Message-ID: <948@vax2.fluke.UUCP> Date: Mon, 20-Feb-84 18:48:53 EST Article-I.D.: vax2.948 Posted: Mon Feb 20 18:48:53 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 25-Feb-84 03:49:25 EST Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA Lines: 55 rks all night Softhead: I write clean code, from top on down, all editted in Electric C. On Wednesday nights I back my disks, and have buttered scones for tea Softettes: He writes clean code, fromtop on down, all editted in Electric C. On Wednesday nights he backs his disks. and has buttered scones for tea CHORUS Softhead: I write tight code, from bottom on up, with my flowchart template of course I edit my code with TECO, and throw away the source Softettes: He writes tight code, from bottom on up, with his flowchart template of course He edits his code with TECO, and throws away the source ( ?????? ) [Confused Softettes regroup quickly for CHORUS] Softhead: I write tight code, with never a comment, all in assembly I wish I could be a FORTRAN hack , just like my dear old daddy. Softettes: He writes tight code, with never a comment FORTRAN HACK!????? What kind of a... (Softettes leave in disgust) . The softhead finishes with the last chourus. The softettes come back and demand he return his Djikstra' fan club card. Everyone leaves. Dave Van Ess John Fluke Mfg Co.