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From: nancyh@tekecs.UUCP (Nancy Hill)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Desperate Times = Desperate Measures
Message-ID: <3461@tekecs.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-Feb-84 16:57:09 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  1 16:57:09 1984
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Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
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Times are really getting tough.  The other night my
sister had her porch light stolen (light bulb, socket,
everything) - while it was still on.