Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!harpo!ulysses!burl!clyde!akgua!sb1!sb6!bpa!burdvax!sjuvax!dhecker From: dhecker@sjuvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Noah Message-ID: <154@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Feb-84 10:18:20 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.154 Posted: Fri Feb 10 10:18:20 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 17-Feb-84 06:25:08 EST Distribution: na Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa. Lines: 12 Mrs. Noah Webster walked into the parlor one day and saw her husband kissing the chambermaid. "Why Noah," she exclaimed, "I am suprised." "No, my dear," said Noah. "You are astonished; we are suprised." From the flame-proof fingers of David Hecker