From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!seismo!rocheste!ritcv!rwb Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Some "do-it-with" one liners... Article-I.D.: ritcv.193 Posted: Wed Mar 16 21:41:54 1983 Received: Fri Mar 25 07:35:33 1983 A few "do it with"s for the "netwaves": 1. Computer Engineers do it on a board. 2. Computer Scientists do it with an interrupt.(latin:coitus interruptus) 3. Compiler Designers sometimes do it bottom-up. 4. APL programmers do it without precedence. 5. Lisp programmers do it with cars. 6. Algol 68 programmers do it with their assignations. 7. Ada programmers do it with their private parts. 8. Euclid programmers do it concurrently. 9. COBOL programmers do it in divisions. 10. System Analysts just walk through it. 11. Mathematicians do it with groups. 12. 370 programmers have lots of BALs. Rodger Baker - Rochester, N.Y.