From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!seismo!rlgvax!oz
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Some more headlines
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1204
Posted: Thu Mar 17 10:07:16 1983
Received: Thu Mar 24 19:06:31 1983


Here are some more headlines from "SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM" (Dolphin Books,
Garden City, NY  1980), but you (plural) should all buy the book.

WOMEN ABUSE TOPIC OF SPEECH
(The Morning Union Springfield, Mass 4/18/78)

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
(Deseret News, Salt Lake City, 10/24/75)

"The Assembly passed and sent to the Senate a bill requiring dog owners in
New York City to clean up after their pets, on penalty of a $100 fine.  This
bill also applies to Buffalo"  (The New York Times 5/24/77)

Alright, so the last one wasn't a headline.  Twas funny though.  It reminds me
of the BC cartoon where BC looked up the word "Buffalo"  the entry said "see
bison"  When he looked up bison is said "the second largest city in NY"

				That is all,
				OZ
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