From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!csu-cs!ferndell
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: coded consultant insults
Article-I.D.: csu-cs.2097
Posted: Sat Mar 19 15:02:45 1983
Received: Thu Mar 24 07:58:49 1983

When the situation warrents a rude response, but your job description
does not allow a verbal assault on the user(s) in question... use
the following snappy response reference guide where applicable.

101  excuse me, but apparently you have mistaken me for someone who cares

102  blow that logic out your ear!!

103  we do not provide a mommy service here.

104  would you mind terribly if i asked you to take that stupid question
     down the hall and out hte door

105  can you count?

106  can you read?

107  can you think?

108  how dark is it in there, anyway?

108

109  WHADA YA MEAN?!?!?!?!?

110  bend over and i'll take a look at your end-of-file.