From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!seismo!presby!burdvax!psuvax!dww
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: crocodile tears
Article-I.D.: psuvax.1207
Posted: Thu Mar 17 11:34:47 1983
Received: Thu Mar 24 06:55:42 1983

I heard this on the news this morning but didn't catch
the name of the speaker.  Some fellow in Washington said,
on tape:
         "We totally deny the allegations, and
          we're trying to identify the allegators."