From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!rcj Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Liquor Connoisseur joke (rated PG) Article-I.D.: burl.67 Posted: Sun Mar 13 22:06:47 1983 Received: Tue Mar 15 01:17:55 1983 I didn't encrypt this because it was mild enough for any PG movie. Flames to /dev/null. It had been a slow night in the pub, and the only people present were the veteran bartender and a very drunk regular at the far end of the bar. A man walked in, sat down at the bar, and told the bartender that he would like a glass of twelve-year-old scotch. The bartender, not at all impressed, simply reached down below the man's view and poured him a glass of his standard six-year-old bar brand. The man took one sip, sighed, and resignedly said, "It happens every time. This is six-year-old scotch. Will you please give me some TWELVE- year-old scotch like I asked for?" The bartender was a little taken aback, but basically undaunted. He reached below the counter again and poured the man a glass of ten-year-old scotch. This time, the man took a sip and looked the bartender straight in the eye. "Maybe you have a hearing problem. I distinctly asked for TWELVE-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH, not TEN-year-old scotch. Now give me what I want or I'll just have to go to another bar!!" The bartender, totally amazed and beaten, gave the man a glass of good twelve-year-old scotch on the house. The drunk at the other end of the bar had been listening to this little drama, and his eyes had become wider and wider as it had progressed. He now staggered over to the newcomer, set a glass down in front of him, and said, "Taste thish". The man looked at him in amazement, but the drunk simply slurred his request once more. The man shrugged his shoulders and took a healthy swig out of the glass, and immediately spit it out on the floor. "That tastes like piss!!!", he cried. To which the drunk said, "Yesh, but how old am I?" The MAD Programmer alias: Curtis Jackson ...!floyd!burl!rcj ...!sb1!burl!rcj ...!mhuxv!burl!rcj