From: utzoo!utcsrgv!dave
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: More Real Programmers
Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1173
Posted: Mon Mar 14 10:18:55 1983
Received: Mon Mar 14 10:46:36 1983
References: hou5e.278

A few originals:

Real programmers write their own nroff macros.
Real programmers use system calls instead of stdio.
Real programmers write non-portable code.
Real programmers patch binaries rather than recompiling.
Real programmers read the source instead of the manual.
Real programmers try and make C code as cryptic as APL.


Dave Sherman
Toronto
(still trying to pretend I can program in this awful era of
 standardized and portable C)