From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!rcj Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Birddog joke (mildly offensive -- bad language only) Article-I.D.: burl.68 Posted: Sun Mar 13 22:08:03 1983 Received: Mon Mar 14 08:24:45 1983 Gurer jnf bapr n zna jub jnf n oveq-uhagvat snangvp, ohg jub pbhyqa'g frrz gb svaq gur evtug qbt. Ur jnf gur oehag bs znal n wbxr ng uvf uhagvat ybqtr, fb bar qnl ur qrpvqrq gung ur jbhyq frrx bhg naq ohl gur orfg uhagvat qbt va gur jbeyq (ur jnf dhvgr jrnygul rabhtu gb qb fb). Ng yratgu, ur urneq nobhg fbzr xraaryf va Ratynaq gung jrer erchgrq gb cebqhpr gur nofbyhgr pernz bs gur pebc. Ur syrj gb gur xraaryf naq jnf tvira n irel vzcerffvir gbhe. Vg raqrq jvgu n qrzbafgengvba bs n qbt anzrq Fuvrx, erchgrq gb or gur fznegrfg naq zbfg uhzna qbt (rkprcg sbe oveq-genpxvat novyvgl) va gur ragver xraary. Gur genvare gbbx gur qbt bhg gb n jbbqrq nern, naq fnvq, "Fuvrx -- uhag!!" Fuvrx vzzrqvngryl ena gb n gerr fbzr qvfgnapr njnl, ena nebhaq vg bapr, cvpxrq hc n fgvpx naq ena onpx gb ynl vg ng uvf genvare'f srrg. "Fuvrx fnlf gung gurer vf bar oveq va gung gerr," fnvq gur genvare. Gurl jnyxrq gb gur gerr naq syhfurq bar oveq. "Fuvrx -- uhag!!" Guvf gvzr, ur ena gb nabgure gerr, ena nebhaq vg bapr, naq pnzr onpx gb ynl guerr fgvpxf ng gur genvare'f srrg. Fher rabhtu, gurl syhfurq guerr oveqf sebz gur gerr. Gur zna jnf birewblrq, rira gubhtu ur unq gb cnl n irel uvtu cevpr sbe gur qbt. Ur syrj onpx ubzr naq vzzrqvngryl pnyyrq nyy bs uvf sevraqf gb gryy gurz ur unq n fhecevfr sbe gurz gung Fngheqnl zbeavat ng gur pyho. Rneyl Fngheqnl, gur zna gbbx Fuvrx bhg gb gur pyho. Nyy bs uvf sevraqf jrer qlvat bs phevbfvgl ol guvf gvzr. Ur yrq gurz bhg gb gur jbbqf naq cebhqyl fnvq, "Fuvrx -- uhag!!" Gur qbt vafgnagyl ena gb n qvfgnag gerr, ena nebhaq vg bapr, pnzr onpx, fubbx uvf bar fgvpx ng uvf znfgre'f srrg, naq zbhagrq uvf znfgre'f yrt!!! Gur zna jnf SHEVBHF!! Ur gevrq bar zber gvzr, naq gur qbt fvzcyl ercrngrq uvf cresbeznapr. Gur zna jnf fb znq ol guvf gvzr gung ur fubg gur qbt, yrsg jvgubhg n jbeq (ohg jvgu gur Fuvrx'f obql), naq syrj vzzrqvngryl onpx gb Ratynaq. Ur qhzcrq gur pbecfr ng gur genvare'f srrg naq vpvyl gbyq gur genvare jung unq genafcverq, raqvat ol qrznaqvat uvf zbarl onpx. "Lbh oyrrqvat nffubyr!!" ercyvrq gur genvare, "gur cbbe onfgneq jnf whfg gelvat gb gryy lbh gung gurer jrer zber shpxvat oveqf va gung gerr guna lbh pbhyq funxr n fgvpx ng!!" The MAD Programmer alias: Curtis Jackson ...!floyd!burl!rcj ...!sb1!burl!rcj ...!mhuxv!burl!rcj