From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxi!mhuxv!burl!rcj
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Birddog joke (mildly offensive -- bad language only)
Article-I.D.: burl.68
Posted: Sun Mar 13 22:08:03 1983
Received: Mon Mar 14 08:24:45 1983


   Gurer jnf bapr n zna jub jnf n oveq-uhagvat snangvp, ohg jub pbhyqa'g
frrz gb svaq gur evtug qbt.  Ur jnf gur oehag bs znal n wbxr ng uvf uhagvat
ybqtr, fb bar qnl ur qrpvqrq gung ur jbhyq frrx bhg naq ohl gur orfg
uhagvat qbt va gur jbeyq (ur jnf dhvgr jrnygul rabhtu gb qb fb).  Ng
yratgu, ur urneq nobhg fbzr xraaryf va Ratynaq gung jrer erchgrq gb
cebqhpr gur nofbyhgr pernz bs gur pebc.  Ur syrj gb gur xraaryf naq jnf
tvira n irel vzcerffvir gbhe.  Vg raqrq jvgu n qrzbafgengvba bs n qbt
anzrq Fuvrx, erchgrq gb or gur fznegrfg naq zbfg uhzna qbt (rkprcg sbe
oveq-genpxvat novyvgl) va gur ragver xraary.  Gur genvare gbbx gur qbt
bhg gb n jbbqrq nern, naq fnvq,
"Fuvrx -- uhag!!"
Fuvrx vzzrqvngryl ena gb n gerr fbzr qvfgnapr njnl,
ena nebhaq vg bapr, cvpxrq hc n fgvpx naq ena onpx gb ynl vg ng uvf
genvare'f srrg.  "Fuvrx fnlf gung gurer vf bar oveq va gung gerr," fnvq
gur genvare.  Gurl jnyxrq gb gur gerr naq syhfurq bar oveq.
   "Fuvrx -- uhag!!"  Guvf gvzr, ur ena gb nabgure gerr, ena nebhaq vg
bapr, naq pnzr onpx gb ynl guerr fgvpxf ng gur genvare'f srrg.  Fher
rabhtu, gurl syhfurq guerr oveqf sebz gur gerr.  Gur zna jnf birewblrq,
rira gubhtu ur unq gb cnl n irel uvtu cevpr sbe gur qbt.  Ur syrj onpx
ubzr naq vzzrqvngryl pnyyrq nyy bs uvf sevraqf gb gryy gurz ur unq n
fhecevfr sbe gurz gung Fngheqnl zbeavat ng gur pyho.
   Rneyl Fngheqnl, gur zna gbbx Fuvrx bhg gb gur pyho.  Nyy bs uvf sevraqf
jrer qlvat bs phevbfvgl ol guvf gvzr.  Ur yrq gurz bhg gb gur jbbqf naq
cebhqyl fnvq, "Fuvrx -- uhag!!"  Gur qbt vafgnagyl ena gb n qvfgnag gerr,
ena nebhaq vg bapr, pnzr onpx, fubbx uvf bar fgvpx ng uvf znfgre'f srrg,
naq zbhagrq uvf znfgre'f yrt!!!  Gur zna jnf SHEVBHF!!  Ur gevrq bar
zber gvzr, naq gur qbt fvzcyl ercrngrq uvf cresbeznapr.  Gur zna jnf fb
znq ol guvf gvzr gung ur fubg gur qbt, yrsg jvgubhg n jbeq (ohg jvgu gur
Fuvrx'f obql), naq syrj vzzrqvngryl onpx gb Ratynaq.  Ur qhzcrq gur pbecfr
ng gur genvare'f srrg naq vpvyl gbyq gur genvare jung unq genafcverq,
raqvat ol qrznaqvat uvf zbarl onpx.  "Lbh oyrrqvat nffubyr!!" ercyvrq
gur genvare, "gur cbbe onfgneq jnf whfg gelvat gb gryy lbh gung gurer
jrer zber shpxvat oveqf va gung gerr guna lbh pbhyq funxr n fgvpx ng!!"

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