From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!burdvax!presby!seismo!rocheste!ritcv!jrc
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Military Humor
Article-I.D.: ritcv.179
Posted: Sun Mar 13 00:28:18 1983
Received: Mon Mar 14 03:09:31 1983


For those of you who have never served in the military, I must first explain
that in military lingo, a red four-door sedan would be described as:

   Vehicle, passenger, sedan, four-door, red, model xy-1234

Several years ago while in the U.S. Army Clerical School at Fort Knox, KY,
I realized how indoctrinated one of my close friends had become as a result
of his training in the Army Quartermaster School when we walked into the
local PX and he ordered:

   Cone, ice cream, chocolate, double-dip

   j.r.
  (alias Jim Carbin @ RIT)