From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!burdvax!presby!seismo!hao!hplabs!sri-unix!byrne
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Headlines - (nf)
Article-I.D.: sri-unix.5374
Posted: Thu Mar 10 13:10:50 1983
Received: Mon Mar 14 01:57:12 1983


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sri-unix!byrne    Mar 10 08:09:00 1983

One of my favorites concerns the mayor of a burg, whose duties of office
included signing hundreds of warrants each week for disbursements from
the municipal treasury.  The local paper wrote the story up in a feature,
headlined

MAYOR'S PEN IS BUSIEST TOOL IN TOWN

Unfortunately, the second space was omitted....

Ol' Wordsville
(byrne@sri-unix)