From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!burdvax!presby!seismo!rocheste!ritcv!wrc Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: RE: Call for Euphemisms - (nf) Article-I.D.: ritcv.165 Posted: Fri Mar 11 09:35:03 1983 Received: Mon Mar 14 01:36:34 1983 References: ritcv.163 I've always been kind of partial to this one: "He's got a splinter in the windmill of his mind!" - Warren Carithers RIT Rochester, NY