From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!seismo!harpo!npoiv!hou5f!**
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: db jokes [-13]
Article-I.D.: hou5f.229
Posted: Thu Mar 10 10:10:20 1983
Received: Sun Mar 13 07:46:17 1983


V fhozvg gurfr jvgu gur haqrefgnaqvat gung gurl jrer erdhrfgrq.

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D: Ubj qb lbh trg n uhaqerq onovrf vagb gur gehax bs n pne ??

  N: 'Yn Znpuvar'  (be 'Phvfraneg')

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D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n gehpx ybnq bs onovrf naq
   n gehpxybnq bs objyvat onyyf?

  N: Lbh pna'g haybnq gur objyvat onyyf jvgu n cvgpusbex.

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D: Ubj pna lbh gryy juvpu barf ner nyvir naq juvpu barf ner qrnq?

  N: "Fgno...Syvc",,,,"Fgno...Syvc",,,"Fgno..jvttyr..jvttyr..Syvc",,,

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D: Jung vf oyhr naq fdhvezf?

  N: N onol va n cynfgvp ont.

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D: Jung vf erq naq fdhvezf?

  N: N onol rngvat enmbe oynqrf.

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D: Jung vf terra naq whfg fvgf gurer?

  N: Fnzr onol, guerr qnlf yngre.

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			qhyl funzrq