From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhb5c!wmk3
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: non offensive joke (i hope)
Article-I.D.: .182
Posted: Fri Mar 11 22:26:57 1983
Received: Sat Mar 12 08:24:21 1983

A man is knocking on the Pearly Gates (to Heaven) when someone comes along
and informs him that they are a little bit crowded at the moment, and are
only letting in people who have done something brave in their lifetimes.

He asks "Have you done anything brave?"

"Are you kidding!" the man replies, "Why, I tried to marry a Black Jewish
woman in a church with the KKK just outside the door!!"

"Wow!" the other man exclaims, "When did you do that?!"

The man looks at his watch and replies "Oh, about two minutes ago."

	Bill Keese
	mhb5b!wmk3