From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!psuvax!allegra!eagle!mhtsa!alice!rabbit!wolit Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: interesting report [Greece fire] Article-I.D.: rabbit.1198 Posted: Wed Mar 9 15:06:47 1983 Received: Sat Mar 12 04:05:29 1983 Although I'd rather not comment on that story about the floundering freighter (smells fishy to me...), and don't have on hand any other stories that "play on words" (as the author of that piece put it -- but don't ALL jokes?), it DID remind me of a little item I SWEAR I read in the New York Times several years back. (You may be familiar with how they fill blank spaces with very short (1" - 2") stories they grab from the newswires.) It seems there was this frieghter bound, I believe, from Malaysia to some other place. In one of its holds was a cargo of mahogany (sounds reasonable so far); in another was a load of tapioca seed (ditto). Well, a fire broke out in the mahogany hold. (Wood burns, no?) So they pump water onto the fire. (Sensible, right?) Unfortunately, some water leaks into the tapioca hold. (Well, nobody's perfect.) The tapioca absorbs the water (tapioca will do that), and, heated by the fire, begins to expand (ditto). The expansion was such that, at the time of the report, the captain was ordering the ship abandoned, all on account of a Giant Tapioca Pudding! Truth is Stranger than Fiction. Jan Wolitzky