From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ma177cb
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: boring story II--read only if bored (Wraith adventures)
Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.370
Posted: Thu Mar 10 11:09:18 1983
Received: Fri Mar 11 23:08:26 1983

    The K-mart I was refering to does really exist. So does the tunnel.
The entire story was derived from a real-life situation which happened upon
the hapless Wraith the same day the Wraith printed the story.
    As for where the K-mart is, it is near the street in question, but off-
hand, I couldn't tell you what street it is on. When I find out, I'll mail
you. 

     Wraith

P.S: Facts in the storyline, henceforth, will be exaggerated or switched
around to fit the humorous needs of people (i.e: I'm not going to say if
there really is a dimension-door to some fabulous palace, or if the tunnel
ends in a grate fifty feet from the entrance, or if it actually goes on
for miles before reaching...[some things will be mentioned in the story,
but if you want the facts, I suggest you go find out.])

P.P.S:Please mail me if you decide to explore, but I will mail you when I
find out what street, etc.Go ahead and explore if you know what I'm talking
about...

---the Wraith