From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!sytek!menlo70!hao!seismo!rocheste!ritcv!kar
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
Article-I.D.: ritcv.146
Posted: Tue Mar  8 07:48:31 1983
Received: Thu Mar 10 05:28:15 1983
References: rlgvax.1141

In "The Worst Bar" in a hotel in Orlando Florida, many headlines are memorial-
ized (along with the front ends of an Edsel and a Corvair).  One of my favor-
ites refers to the Miss Farnsworth contest (I don't remember the actual name,
but it doesn't make any difference) held by a local municipality.  The 
officials bemoaned the lack of interest in the contest with an article in the
paper whose headline was:

	NO ONE ENTERS MISS FARNSWORTH THIS YEAR