From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!teklabs!keithe
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: tombstone
Article-I.D.: teklabs.1809
Posted: Wed Mar  9 11:36:16 1983
Received: Thu Mar 10 04:27:30 1983

I'd like to give credit to the originator of this one (it's
not me), but I can't for the life of me remember who it is.
George Carlin, maybe...?

	Beneath this stone a Virgin lies,
	For her life held no terrors.
	A virgin born, a virgin died:
	No hits, no runs, no errors.

I always thought this would be a good one for Johnny Carson's
"Stump the Band"; it couldn't be too hard to fake a tune for it!

keithe