From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!zinfandel!nyles
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Rene Descartes - (nf)
Article-I.D.: zehntel.817
Posted: Tue Mar  8 01:18:55 1983
Received: Wed Mar  9 06:19:42 1983

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zinfandel!nyles    Mar  5 22:16:00 1983

Maybe this belongs in net.philosophy, but here goes:


	----- The Bruces' Philosophers Song -----



	Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
	  Who was very rarely stable

	Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
	  Who could think you under the table

	David Hume could out-consume
	  Schopenhauer ane Hegel

	And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
	  Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

	There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
	  'Bout the raising of the wrist
	Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed


	John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
	  On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

	Plato, they say, could stick it away
	  Half a crate of whiskey every day

	Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
	  Hobbes was fond of his dram

	And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
	  "I drink, therefore I am"

	Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
	  A lovely little thinker
	But a bugger when he's pissed.