From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:tektronix!zehntel!zinfandel!steve
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: RE: Call for Euphemisms - (nf)
Article-I.D.: zehntel.816
Posted: Tue Mar  8 01:18:44 1983
Received: Wed Mar  9 06:14:14 1983

#R:rlgvax:-107800:zinfandel:6600033:000:223
zinfandel!steve    Mar  5 21:58:00 1983

He's twelve cookies shy of a dozen.
He couldn't find his ass in three grabs.
He was born ignorant and it's been downhill ever since.

Enough stupid, how about ugly?
He was so ugly, when he was born they slapped his mother.