From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: THE ULTIMATE UNIX(TM) BUMPER STICKER
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1128
Posted: Tue Mar  1 09:04:12 1983
Received: Wed Mar  2 05:13:55 1983


I have often been annoyed at both the number of "it" bumper stickers
(you know, Photographers do it in the dark, that sort of thing) as well
as people who constantly feel that UNIX cannot exist in other then a
university environment (in which case RLG, CCI, and a host of others
have been wasting their time).  To counter this, I have developed
		THE ULTIMATE UNIX BUMPER STICKER

It reads as follows:

			CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF,
			    UNIX CAN DO IT


					Apologetically,

					 OZ
					rlgvax!oz