From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!hplabs!luigi Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: dead man joke Article-I.D.: hplabs.1219 Posted: Mon Feb 28 12:15:17 1983 Received: Tue Mar 1 08:43:04 1983 Well, there is this dead man who is tired of spending all his time in the grave, and decides to get out. He's been dead for quite a while now, and all that is left of him is bones. So he starts pushing on the cover with great snapping and crackling, until he manages to put it aside and is free to come out. It's a sunny day in June, and the cemetery is on the top of a hill. A road unwinds gently on the hill side, and the skeleton notices that at the base of the hill a bicyclist is starting the ascent. He is the nature-lover, outdoor fanatic, fat and sweaty kind of bicyclist. "I've got an idea: I'm going to scare the hell out of him," thinks the skeleton. So he hides behind a tree by the road, and waits. The road is steep, and the bicyclist is taking his time, so the skeleton, getting bored, lights himself a cigarette. Finally the bicyclist, red-faced and panting, appears at the nearby curve. The skeleton gets ready, takes the last puff, and exhaling the smoke comes out from behind the tree and nonchalantly says: "Boo." The bicyclist looks up for a second and says: "You idiot, why don't you quit smoking? Don't you see what condition you are in?" Luigi Semenzato - HP Labs