From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!csu-cs!silver
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Three original (?) one-liners
Article-I.D.: csu-cs.2063
Posted: Mon Feb 28 13:38:26 1983
Received: Tue Mar  1 07:24:45 1983


Programmers do it bit by bit.

Gardeners do it in raised beds.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and (usually) the programmer!

-- If you are SURE you've heard any of these before, please let me know...
I distinctly remember inventing each of them, and it would be an interesting
example of parallel invention.

Alan Silverstein