From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:ucbesvax!turner
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: bumpah stickah tahm.... - (nf)
Article-I.D.: ucbcad.722
Posted: Mon Feb 28 18:25:32 1983
Received: Tue Mar  1 06:58:36 1983

#N:ucbesvax:4700001:000:988
ucbesvax!turner    Feb 24 05:34:00 1983

Bumper stickers could use a little razzing here.  My offerings:

	A True Story - a saw a Z-car with the following precious combination:


	+--------------+			+------------+
	|  ANDERSON    |	+-------+ 	| I'd Rather |
	| for President|	| MENSA |	| Be Sailing |
	+--------------+	+-------+	+------------+


	(Yes, I know I just offended the living shit out of half of you.
    Come back when you're done crying.)

	And a Berkeley Classic:


		    +-----------------------+
		    |    I'd Rather Be      |
		    | Smashing Imperialism  |
		    +-----------------------+


	Hah!  You thought leftists had no sense of humor.  Some of us ARE
    pretty bad, though.  Just look at one of the ones I've wanted to do
    for years, but Didn't Have The Guts:


		    +----------------------------+
		    |   Nuclear War Means Never  |
		    | Having to Say You're Sorry |
		    +----------------------------+

    
	Don't all nuke me at once.

		Not Afraid of People In Cars,
		    Michael Turner