From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!unc!wm
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Re: Euphemisms
Article-I.D.: unc.4725
Posted: Sun Feb 27 21:38:01 1983
Received: Mon Feb 28 01:09:27 1983
References: watcgl.205

That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

	or

That's as funny as stale bread, and even crummier.

			Wm Leler - UNC Chapel Hill