From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!psupdp1!jdi Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Yet another bulb... Article-I.D.: psupdp1.1014 Posted: Sat Feb 26 14:25:47 1983 Received: Sun Feb 27 02:47:06 1983 How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? -- Two. One to mix the martinis, and one to call the electrician. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many JAPs (and not the Eastern kind) does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Two. One to call Daddy, and one to get out the Diet Pepsi. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to shriek, "Faaaaabulous!" (waiting to be flamed) -- Canard