From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!hao!cires!harkins
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: euphemism
Article-I.D.: cires.1997
Posted: Thu Feb 24 13:41:50 1983
Received: Sun Feb 27 02:09:15 1983

said of a mechanic who's not too swift:
he doesn't know a spark plug from a bee's ass
ernie harkins